Anyone know a Loan shark in London ?

[DiscoBoy]

 Looking to borrow abit of cash for a few months can't do companies as not on elctoral role and dont want to do provident as there only go upto 500 quid. Looking to borrow 3-5k over about 6 months. And before you ask it's not for gambling LOL Some of you know that i've been away at a nice little hotel for about 18  months ;-) I need the money for a deposit & rent on a flat. Just sorted myself out a job so if i can pay back quicker then i will. Please PM me if you know anyone. Cheers. Dave.

P.S Before anyone starts about my lack of posts i was on here as PokerDave69 before. This is my new Name.

[WYSINWYG]

Google 'Ask Fergus'?

[DiscoBoy]

Tried that mate, No luck. Also tried yahoo, ask and gumtree, but i suspect they are not going to allow Loan sharks to advertise on their sites. Thanks anyway. Dave

[ACE2M]

worst idea you have ever had mate. get interest free loan from goverment and start somewhere shite and then when you have earned the money you would have needed to pay back a loan shark you will have more than enough to get going in a half decent place.

[sofa----king]

DONT DO IT.,.,.,
i used to lend money to a guy that loansharked.,.,when i found out how he smashed them up if they didnt pay,.,it all stopped.,.,
they will be so nice ,,,saying yes have as much as you need.,.,then the snowball starts mate DONT DO IT.,.,
cant you get a credit card?
family/?

[DiscoBoy]

Hi mate cheers for your post, no finding hard to obtain credit due to not being on the electoral role plus not having any funds going in / out of bank acct due to being away. Parents are both retired so not going to ask them, they are finding it hard to keep the heating on all day. As i've already said ive sorted myself out a job now so paying back won't be a problem, if i can find one and agree terms i.e borrow 5k and pay back £400 a month they wont change the terms and ask for say £800 a month will they ?? Dave

[Jon MW]

If you like a bit of a gamble.

Find a loan shark, take as big a loan as you can get out of him.

Then when you can't get afford the repayments just grass him up to the authorities.

Loan gets written off - easy money

[sovietsong]

If you like a bit of a gamble.

Find a loan shark, take as big a loan as you can get out of him.

Then when you can't get afford the repayments just grass him up to the authorities.

Loan gets written off as do your legs - easy money

FYP

[DiscoBoy]

Yeah good idea Jon LOL Personally i kinda like my life and have a lovely family and a good bunch of mates so getting shoot wouldnt be nice for me or them come to think of it, Plus i wouldnt tuck anyone up , if i borrowed the money id pay it back simple as. Thanks anyway for the idea

[Jon MW]

If you like a bit of a gamble.

Find a loan shark, take as big a loan as you can get out of him.

Then when you can't get afford the repayments just grass him up to the authorities.

Loan gets written off as do your legs - easy money

FYP

I did say, if you like a bit of a gamble

[tikay]

Go to a Loan-Shark? Never. NEVER ever, do that.

Legit credit is everywhere, mountains of it. You just need to be a tinsy bit creative when you fill in the Forms.

[TightEnd]

there is currently very little legit credit available

[sovietsong]

Go to a Loan-Shark? Never. NEVER ever, do that.

Legit credit is everywhere, mountains of it. You just need to commit fraud to obtain it.

FYP

[X] I love to overuse 'FYP'

[tikay]

there is currently very little legit credit available

I find it hard to beieve you could not get a few grand on a Credit Card, subject to a little creativity, Rich.

[TightEnd]

with creativity/deception/fraud sure, that doesn't mean its legit.