Ronaldo car crash

The strange thing about ronaldo's car crash is that even though he only slightly injured his leg in the accident he rolled out of the car clutching his head.

Cristiano ronaldo crashed his car like his recent free kicks - no bend and straight into the wall.

Cristiano ronaldo has crashed and written off his Ferrari in a Manchester tunnel.
When questioned by the police he complained that the wall wasn't ten yards back.

Alex Fergusson has confirmed that Christiano ronaldo will be dropped this weekend for the Chelsea match, and will not even make the bench. Apparently ronaldo has been having trouble getting out of the tunnel this week.

Witnesses at the scene of the ronaldo crash say he was only lightly tapped by a car from behind, when all of the sudden the car flipped over and rolled ten times. It then span around on the spot for two minutes, then all the wheels fell off and it caught fire.

Looks like ronaldo's using his free-kick technique in his car and sent it straight into the wall

Quick acceleration but shite control and struggles with corners.
I think that neep ronaldo had his Ferrari custom made.

Ferrari aren't bothered about the credit crunch.
Not as long as neeps like Cristiano ronaldo are allowed to drive.

Sandy