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« on: February 24, 2009, 05:16:21 PM » |
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GULP ... here goes !
For a small fee, you shower of sadistic gits can have some fun at my expense.
If we can raise a minimum of £1,000.00 (Would be nice to get even more) I will have a Dingdell special ... yes, i will allow her to shove a tube up me 'arris and hoover me insides out !!!
Trace is donating the treatment for free (although she may need counselling after having to touch my arse!)
EVERY PENNY THAT GETS DONATED WILL GO TO MAUREEN FOR THE "REECE FUND" ... no expenses etc will be taken out in any way shape or form.
Every £1 counts, so whatever you can comfortably afford, please post here and pledge.
I will work out the best way to collect the money once the pledges start coming in.
So, start pledging ... but be warned, I am not doing this for anything less than a grand ... in fact I hope no one pledges at all ... IN FACT I BEG YOU NOT TO PLEDGE !!
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Wardonkey
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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2009, 05:18:31 PM » |
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£50
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Claw75
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2009, 05:21:16 PM » |
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stick me down for £20 Kev
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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The Camel
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2009, 05:23:09 PM » |
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Will it be on webcam?
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
"Keith The Camel, a true champion!" - Brent Horner 30th December 2012
"I dont think you're a wanker Keith" David Nicholson 4th March 2013
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2009, 05:24:00 PM » |
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a score here kev but obv pictures are a must and hopefully sound to so we can hear u squirm lol
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Wardonkey
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« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2009, 05:25:16 PM » |
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Please, no pictures.
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Colchester Kev
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2009, 05:25:21 PM » |
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Will it be on webcam?
NO !! but "tasteful" photographic evidence can be arranged, I am also thinking of recording an audio commentary which would of course be made available for broadcast  |
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2009, 05:25:41 PM » |
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Stick me down for £20 please.
Can you keep the stuff?
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2009, 05:30:37 PM » |
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Will you keep your pants on? rhetorical question, I don't want an answer
£20 here
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My eyes are open wide
By the way,I made it through the day
I watch the world outside
By the way, I'm leaving out today
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2009, 05:33:15 PM » |
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Are you going to run an auction afterwards and sell all the exciting things you've shoved up there over the years?
I could use a new attachment for my Dyson.
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Motivational speeches at their best:
"Because thats what living is, the 6 inches in front of your face......" - Patrick Leonard - 10th May 2015
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2009, 05:44:26 PM » |
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Put me down for something in the region of £5 per gallon.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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Claw75
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2009, 05:46:06 PM » |
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Put me down for something in the region of £5 per gallon.
woohoo - target reached! |
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"Arguing with idiots is like playing chess with a pigeon....no matter how good you are the bird is going to shit on the board and strut around like it won anyway"
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Colchester Kev
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2009, 05:47:09 PM » |
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Put me down for something in the region of £5 per gallon.
woohoo - target reached! Jane is nodding in agreement ! |
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Colchester Kev
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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2009, 06:04:27 PM » |
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When I spoke to Trace about donating the treatment, she snap agreed ... but added this line.
Give me a few hours - about to go into clinic again and I'll come up with some ideas to make it more interesting.
WTF ... I dont want it to be "interesting" ffs ...
I am regretting this idea already.
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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2009, 06:06:43 PM » |
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Top man Kev nice one
£20 here
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