pish poor table/taxi talk

[Shogun112]

Lets all just sit for 9 hours at a table ignoring each other, not saying anything in case someone said it before, and we piss everyone off..!!!  How exciting would that be..!!!

[johnlarsson]

there is talkin and there is this

[thetank]

To be heard in every competition at every table in every cardroom up and down the country every single night...

"These are the exact same two cards you gave me last hand."

usually followed up by the amazingly witty, "I wouldn't mind so much if they were any good"

[Boba Fett]

I think we should trial a silent poker tournament.  Only spoke words allowed are binding poker terms such as all in, fold, call, raise and betting amounts.  In fact, u dont even need to say any of this, pass ur cards over the line or pass the chips over the line.  Easy.

I also had the "had to call" when someone makes a ridiculous call with like bottom pair or something to a massive bet and its obvious they can never be good  "had to call, he could have anything"

[Shogun112]

My pet hate is...  Just after I have put in a decent raise.... "fold"...  whats that about...  fold... ffs...   hear that way too much..!!

[thetank]

Lets all just sit for 9 hours at a table ignoring each other, not saying anything in case someone said it before, and we piss everyone off..!!!  How exciting would that be..!!!

Then at the end of the night, we'll go home in a taxi, and we won't be able to hold it in any longer, we'll just be so jam packed full of inane shit that we crack and have to ask the driver "is the town busy tonight?"

[Shogun112]

I also had the "had to call" when someone makes a ridiculous call with like bottom pair or something to a massive bet and its obvious they can never be good  "had to call, he could have anything"

I said that once when I had Quad 2's... Most of the table took the piss out of me for that one...  LOL..

[Boba Fett]

Lets all just sit for 9 hours at a table ignoring each other, not saying anything in case someone said it before, and we piss everyone off..!!!  How exciting would that be..!!!

Then at the end of the night, we'll go home in a taxi, and we won't be able to hold it in any longer, we'll just be so jam packed full of inane shit that we crack and have to ask the driver "is the town busy tonight?"

What time do you finish?

[johnlarsson]

i am a taxi driver and this is now going onto another post...
the next person that asks me is it busy tonight or when do u finnish i am going to fuckin hit

[Newmanseye]

Yer all fannies, the tabletalk is great, you gain a lot of info from it and you can use it against people in the same way, really tilting people up


then again thats not the game for everyone

[thetank]

i am a taxi driver and this is now going onto another post...
the next person that asks me is it busy tonight or when do u finnish i am going to fuckin hit

lol

[johnlarsson]

Yer all fannies, the tabletalk is great, you gain a lot of info from it and you can use it against people in the same way, really tilting people up


then again thats not the game for everyone

no no the ppl we are talkin about dont have brains u dont need them to open there mouths to beat them..  you cant get a read off a guy who chants dont raise my big blind every single time its his bb before the cards are even dealt

[Shogun112]

i am a taxi driver and this is now going onto another post...
the next person that asks me is it busy tonight or when do u finnish i am going to fuckin hit

Or...  What type of car is this....  Ohhhh a Skoda, aren't they nice these days..!!!

[johnlarsson]

i am a taxi driver and this is now going onto another post...
the next person that asks me is it busy tonight or when do u finnish i am going to fuckin hit

Or...  What type of car is this....  Ohhhh a Skoda, aren't they nice these days..!!!

what kinda car is this..   fuckin hell can you not see before you get in

is this your own car

then you get a random one... were is the furthest youve ever been

or how much is a taxi to   falkirk when they have no intention of ever going to falkirk in there lifes

[Boba Fett]

Yer all fannies, the tabletalk is great, you gain a lot of info from it and you can use it against people in the same way, really tilting people up


then again thats not the game for everyone

Its ok for you, you're always out by level 2 and dont have to put up with the banter ALL NIGHT!!!!!  You're probably getting fresh new material from this thread for next time you play live 

Actually we should all go and play live and try to say all these lines as often as possible and see how long it takes someone to lose the rag