pish poor table/taxi talk

[johnlarsson]

i was going to suggest that

or great slogans for vegas 09 t shirts

[thetank]

I've got to admit, I ask every cab driver I've ever had if he's been busy.
I don't mean to, just literally can't fucking stop myself.

Never understood the "what time do you finish", but that sometimes comes out too.
I mean, wtf, am I wanting to ask driver out for tea and buns?

Ach, you've got me depressed now. My patter is pisch

[johnlarsson]

in all honestly i get it all day then i go on a night out jump in the cab and i bloody do it to

so when do u finnish are you busy  oh dam! sorry

[thetank]

Ah well, at least we can come onto the blonde forum at the end of an uninspiring week and experience the wealth of creativity that manifests itself in the form of cracks about Tikay being old and bolt not getting a t-shirt.

[ItsMrAlex2u]

New table talk suggestion.

Each hand dealt, look at cards. Announce "Fck my life" and fold.
Occasionaly adapt to, look at cards, announce "woo hoo" insta shove all in out of turn

[GlasgowBandit]

John you have the worse banter at the poker table ever IMO.

Fett has none, only time he speaks is when when he has a blow up when some spew monkey calls his shove with KJ and spikes on him. Sweet IMO.

[kinboshi]

New table talk suggestion.

Each hand dealt, look at cards. Announce "Fck my life" and fold.
Occasionaly adapt to, look at cards, announce "woo hoo" insta shove all in out of turn

Will trial this tonight and report back.

[pokerfan]

 

John you have the worse banter at the poker table ever IMO.

Fett has none, only time he speaks is when when he has a blow up when some spew monkey calls his shove with KJ and spikes on him. Sweet IMO.

[matt674]

Glad i dont have to play poker north of the wall - you sound like a right bunch of miserable boring ba****ds

[Forrester]

• This is my favourite hand and I dont like folding it.

• Is it my turn?(whilst listening to I pod or reading Poker Europa.)

• Ill let you have it this time but dont try it again.

• Deal a bit quicker the blinds are about to go up.
  

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[kinboshi]

Just been to get my haircut, and you think the talk round the poker table's bad. 

"She said this, and they said that, and I said oooh, and she went yeah, and so I told her that, and she said it's funny because, and we laughed, you know what I mean."  You're sat there, and you can't escape this constant drivel.

FML.

[matt674]

Just been to get my haircut, and you think the talk round the poker table's bad. 

"She said this, and they said that, and I said oooh, and she went yeah, and so I told her that, and she said it's funny because, and we laughed, you know what I mean."  You're sat there, and you can't escape this constant drivel.

FML.

should we ask why you get your hair cut in a ladies salon?

[Laxie]

Just been to get my haircut, and you think the talk round the poker table's bad. 

"She said this, and they said that, and I said oooh, and she went yeah, and so I told her that, and she said it's funny because, and we laughed, you know what I mean."  You're sat there, and you can't escape this constant drivel.

FML.

should we ask why you get your hair cut in a ladies salon?

 

He has yet to respond on MSN:

Dawn & Timothy says (11:51):
exactly how long did it take to get yer hair cut?
Dawn & Timothy says (11:51):
AND...why did you go to a girly place instead of the local baber shop?
 

[kinboshi]

I didn't.  It's a barbers.  It cost £8.50 which I think is extortionate. 

[ ] I have enough hair to go to an expensive place.

[GlasgowBandit]

I didn't.  It's a barbers.  It cost £8.50 which I think is extortionate. 

[ ] I have enough hair to go to an expensive place.

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