pish poor table/taxi talk

[MANTIS01]

"Have you got an Ace?"

What a stupid fucking question imo

[owen1923]

Just goes to show that poker players in general are a pretty boring unimaginative crowd.

Same little conversations held at tables up and down the country.

[Claw75]

Just goes to show that poker players in general are a pretty boring unimaginative crowd.

Same little conversations held at tables up and down the country.

I don't really feel this thread - surely a bit of small talk is better than sitting in silence?  Having said that, I do have a particular aversion to 'that's poker!'

[Cupcake]

I was sitting on Paddington rank for nearly 30 mins and all I got was a bloody Lancaster Gate !!.

[johnlarsson]

a new one.


thats a lovley air freshner  owww look at that to there freind.


i get that all the time as well as my airfreshener is a foot shaped thing

[fidget]

Asking  "is that a tape?" when subjected to 3am easy listening radio - follow up with "been busy?" then "what time you on til?" for the clasic trifecta

[sofa----king]

i like to ask taxi drivers.,..,,..,.,

hi mate,,, do you live around here or are you local?.,.,.,.,.,.,they always say no im local.,,..,.,try it but promise not to laugh.,.,.,.,.,

[lazaroonie]

ahhh taxi drivers..... never forget the night a minicab brought me home from cincinnatis - about 8 miles.

"very good sir, that will be 40 pounds"

"40 quid ? i think you must be new to this game... heres a tenner and count yourself lucky you can still grip the steering wheel, theiving cnt".

"very good sir, goodnight !"

[G1BTW]

That kind of table talk puts me on life tilt.
The worst are 'Mission f*cked' when the fish misses a gutshot and 'value' when they have 26o and a 3 way pot. It drives me nuts, these people, how come they even play the game?

[Newmanseye]

That kind of table talk puts me on life tilt.
The worst are 'Mission f*cked' when the fish misses a gutshot and 'value' when they have 26o and a 3 way pot. It drives me nuts, these people, how come they even play the game?

cough * john* cough

[pokerfan]

Why are taxi drivers such miserable bastards?

[Newmanseye]

Why are all people such miserable bastards?

FYP

[GreekStein]

Haven't read the whole thread yet but one I saw happen many times at DTD this weekend which reminded me of teh live pokerz was someone saying 'sorry' after sucking out.

I'm NEVER sorry after filthing someone and nor is anyone else. A new rule should be made whereby you have to give someone their entire loss back if the word 'sorry' is used after a bad beat imo.

Ul=ok. Sorry=gay.

[kinboshi]

Haven't read the whole thread yet but one I saw happen many times at DTD this weekend which reminded me of teh live pokerz was someone saying 'sorry' after sucking out.

I'm NEVER sorry after filthing someone and nor is anyone else. A new rule should be made whereby you have to give someone their entire loss back if the word 'sorry' is used after a bad beat imo.

Ul=ok. Sorry=gay.

What about saying that it's OK to slowroll, because "I always do it"?

[GreekStein]

Haven't read the whole thread yet but one I saw happen many times at DTD this weekend which reminded me of teh live pokerz was someone saying 'sorry' after sucking out.

I'm NEVER sorry after filthing someone and nor is anyone else. A new rule should be made whereby you have to give someone their entire loss back if the word 'sorry' is used after a bad beat imo.

Ul=ok. Sorry=gay.

What about saying that it's OK to slowroll, because "I always do it"?

That's only allowed when Mr Hopkin is at the table to explain to villain that he 'always punches people in the face'.