Orford Outrage - Poker reels from the shock.

[Joobie538]

Damn you Facebook, damn you...

And there was me thinking this thread was called "Orford Outrage". Not "Orford Outage", or "Orford is a member of OutRage!"

Just to put those two photos into context-

The first is a detail of a larger photo. I'm actually on a night out in London and I've got a hot babe on either arm- who just happen to be narrowly out of shot.

The second is a "production meeting" with my fellow Sky Poker presenter DP Fitzgerald on a work night out. And although we are indeed declaring our love for one another, it's in a manly-we're-very-very-drunk kind of way.

I would ask for embarrassing pics of Joobie but I just can't imagine any would exist...

hehehehe  i'd been saving that pic for the right moment!!

and feel free to post any embarrassing pics you want! - sure most of them are on here anyway!! lol



oh and well done fishy!! x

[AlexMartin]

Nice one.
 

"Straight as a die"
 

taken in the alps? or really good party?

[Richard Orford]

Nice one.
 

"Straight as a die"
 

taken in the alps? or really good party?

Sadly neither. Just a really shiny jacket.

It's called bad 90s fashion of which, may I say, I am something of an expert...

[cia260895]

Nice one.
 

"Straight as a die"
 

taken in the alps? or really good party?

Sadly neither. Just a really shity jacket.

It's called bad 90s fashion of which, may I say, I am something of an expert...

fyp

[Prince Charles]

There's only one thing to say:

FIX

[tikay]

There's only one thing to say:

FIX

....says the Winner - for the SECOND time - of the Equal Chance Biggie!

Rigged, for sure.

PS - Well done you!

[Ismene]

There's only one thing to say:

FIX

lol love it

[Richard Orford]

There's only one thing to say:

FIX

OK, let's review the facts Mr. Banin.
Played 1- Won 1.
I make that 100%. Currently the greatest poker tournament career in history.

So....how much are you willing to pay me to stay away from the next Equal Chance main event?
Lol!

[Prince Charles]

OK, let's review the facts Mr. Banin.
Played 1- Won 1.
I make that 100%. Currently the greatest poker tournament career in history.

So....how much are you willing to pay me to stay away from the next Equal Chance main event?
Lol!

Mr Orford you always make me laugh.  If I were gay I would def consider you gay boyfriend potential.

But moving swiftly on.....

Pay you to stay away???.....Well let's see.....

You realise that about 30% of the prize fund goes to first place - this means that about £116 of your £350 entry has a fabulous chance of ending up in my pocket....

I think I will pay you................To Enter!

[TheChipPrince]

I think I will pay you................To Enter!

 

[Colchester Kev]

Mr Orford you always make me laugh.  If I were gay I would def consider you gay boyfriend potential.



I think I will pay you................To Enter!

Well. I'm shocked ... i really am.

[tikay]

Mr Orford you always make me laugh.  If I were gay I would def consider you gay boyfriend potential.



I think I will pay you................To Enter!

Well. I'm shocked ... i really am.

I'm not.

I walked into the Dressing Room the other night, & he was stood there, pervy look on his face, wearing MY jeans. He will NOT deny this, it's 100% true.

I think that takes "I want to get inside your trousers" a bit far, personally.

[booder]

Mr Orford you always make me laugh.  If I were gay I would def consider you gay boyfriend potential.



I think I will pay you................To Enter!

Well. I'm shocked ... i really am.

I'm not.

I walked into the Dressing Room the other night, & he was stood there, pervy look on his face, wearing MY jeans. He will NOT deny this, it's 100% true.

I think that takes "I want to get inside your trousers" a bit far, personally.

Pensioners wearing jeans is just so wrong

[tikay]

Mr Orford you always make me laugh.  If I were gay I would def consider you gay boyfriend potential.



I think I will pay you................To Enter!

Well. I'm shocked ... i really am.

I'm not.

I walked into the Dressing Room the other night, & he was stood there, pervy look on his face, wearing MY jeans. He will NOT deny this, it's 100% true.

I think that takes "I want to get inside your trousers" a bit far, personally.

Pensioners wearing jeans is just so wrong

He is not a Pensioner. He does dye his hair, though.

[Richard Orford]

Mr Orford you always make me laugh.  If I were gay I would def consider you gay boyfriend potential.



I think I will pay you................To Enter!

Well. I'm shocked ... i really am.

I'm not.

I walked into the Dressing Room the other night, & he was stood there, pervy look on his face, wearing MY jeans. He will NOT deny this, it's 100% true.

I think that takes "I want to get inside your trousers" a bit far, personally.

Pensioners wearing jeans is just so wrong

He is not a Pensioner. He does dye his hair, though.

Blimey, one quiet win on a Friday night in Luton, and then a week of slurs against your sexuality!

What would happen if ever I won one of the big events?!! I dread to think!

As Chompy told me the other day "Welcome to live poker!"


And I don't know what's more worrying: the fact that I put on Tikay's trousers or the fact that my own trousers are so similar in style to an octogenarian's that I got them mixed up in the first place.

I did wonder though why they only came down to my knees with a 'well-thumbed' copy of "Red Hot Trains" sticking out of one pocket...