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« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2009, 05:15:21 PM » |
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If there happened to be a mains water pressure surge at the time of the procedure, do you think it would be survivable?
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« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2009, 07:09:23 PM » |
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If there happened to be a mains water pressure surge at the time of the procedure, do you think it would be survivable?
What you got in mind Jack? |
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« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2009, 09:19:55 PM » |
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I honestly wasn't thinking like that, just thinking of Kev's safety ldo
But since you mention it, I do have a Karcher and a couple of jubilee clips...
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« Reply #33 on: March 23, 2009, 02:35:48 AM » |
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Ok, its Friday afternoon and I am driving home from Luton and I put on BBC 3 counties radio to hear them say
" And now we go to a colonic clinic in Milton Keynes where we are about to hear a live colonic carried out on our reporter Tim."
Sure enough our Tracey came" on air" Live and talked us through the first radio colonic.
The reporter says " I've heard people really swear by this treatment", How much fluid will you use on me ?
Tracey says " As its your first time I will use only 2 tanks of cleanser"
"How much is that " says Tim
"About 20 gallons" says Tracey
" Now take a deep breath in and when you exhale I will insert the speculum"
I had to stop driving and pull over as it was bringing tears to my eyes, bet it did Tim too
Great radio Tracey, have you had many enquiries from new customers ?
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« Reply #34 on: March 23, 2009, 09:12:35 AM » |
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Ok, its Friday afternoon and I am driving home from Luton and I put on BBC 3 counties radio to hear them say
" And now we go to a colonic clinic in Milton Keynes where we are about to hear a live colonic carried out on our reporter Tim."
Sure enough our Tracey came" on air" Live and talked us through the first radio colonic.
The reporter says " I've heard people really swear by this treatment", How much fluid will you use on me ?
Tracey says " As its your first time I will use only 2 tanks of cleanser"
"How much is that " says Tim
"About 20 gallons" says Tracey
" Now take a deep breath in and when you exhale I will insert the speculum"
I had to stop driving and pull over as it was bringing tears to my eyes, bet it did Tim too
Great radio Tracey, have you had many enquiries from new customers ?
We really should move with the times 90l is the rough equivant Just more than the average bath holds |
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kinboshi
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« Reply #35 on: March 23, 2009, 10:27:50 AM » |
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Ok, its Friday afternoon and I am driving home from Luton and I put on BBC 3 counties radio to hear them say
" And now we go to a colonic clinic in Milton Keynes where we are about to hear a live colonic carried out on our reporter Tim."
Sure enough our Tracey came" on air" Live and talked us through the first radio colonic.
The reporter says " I've heard people really swear by this treatment", How much fluid will you use on me ?
Tracey says " As its your first time I will use only 2 tanks of cleanser"
"How much is that " says Tim
"About 20 gallons" says Tracey
" Now take a deep breath in and when you exhale I will insert the speculum"
I had to stop driving and pull over as it was bringing tears to my eyes, bet it did Tim too
Great radio Tracey, have you had many enquiries from new customers ?
We really should move with the times 90l is the rough equivant Just more than the average bath holds ...and the same amount Dewi and The Duke drink in an evening. |
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« Reply #36 on: March 23, 2009, 10:50:05 AM » |
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Ok, its Friday afternoon and I am driving home from Luton and I put on BBC 3 counties radio to hear them say
" And now we go to a colonic clinic in Milton Keynes where we are about to hear a live colonic carried out on our reporter Tim."
Sure enough our Tracey came" on air" Live and talked us through the first radio colonic.
The reporter says " I've heard people really swear by this treatment", How much fluid will you use on me ?
Tracey says " As its your first time I will use only 2 tanks of cleanser"
"How much is that " says Tim
"About 20 gallons" says Tracey
" Now take a deep breath in and when you exhale I will insert the speculum"
I had to stop driving and pull over as it was bringing tears to my eyes, bet it did Tim too
Great radio Tracey, have you had many enquiries from new customers ?
We really should move with the times 90l is the rough equivant Just more than the average bath holds ...and the same amount Dewi and The Duke drink in an evening. Not a very nice thing to say. They drink LOTS more than that! |
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« Reply #37 on: March 23, 2009, 10:51:21 AM » |
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Water goes in from a holding tank so it's not affected by mains pressure, it goes into the body purely form gravity - and before you ask - no I cannot raise the tank to get the pressure up!
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« Reply #38 on: March 23, 2009, 11:04:20 AM » |
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Water goes in from a holding tank so it's not affected by mains pressure, it goes into the body purely form gravity - and before you ask - no I cannot raise the tank to get the pressure up!
You can use a narrower gauge hose and nozzle though. |
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« Reply #39 on: March 23, 2009, 11:25:25 AM » |
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Water goes in from a holding tank so it's not affected by mains pressure, it goes into the body purely form gravity - and before you ask - no I cannot raise the tank to get the pressure up!
You can use a narrower gauge hose and nozzle though. Or give the tank a squeeze. |
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« Reply #40 on: March 23, 2009, 11:36:07 AM » |
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Water goes in from a holding tank so it's not affected by mains pressure, it goes into the body purely form gravity - and before you ask - no I cannot raise the tank to get the pressure up!
get Kev to lay on the floor for slight increase in added pressure |
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« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2009, 12:50:38 PM » |
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Thump his belly when he's 'full'.
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« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2009, 12:59:10 PM » |
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Thump his belly when he's 'full'.
Oh I'll be doing that - it helps dislodge stuff that needs to come out.... |
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« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2009, 01:17:18 PM » |
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Would it be possible to add a bit of Fairy liquid to the water tank? And would that make Kev blow little bubbles during the farting bit?
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« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2009, 01:31:08 PM » |
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Thump his belly when he's 'full'.
Oh I'll be doing that - it helps dislodge stuff that needs to come out.... There's a lot of stuff that needs to come out... |
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