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« on: March 19, 2009, 11:50:48 AM » |
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OK - I am half heartedly writing this as I know I will get some stupid answers - but as we have been so helpful for sofaking I was hoping you could do the same for me.
I am putting together a download for the colonic procedure, to include the following so far - it's a work in progress. It's meant to include everything and more you need to know about colonics, and related subjects.
Intro – warning – there will be information about poo in these pages!
This is in easily understandable written English with pictures – no dull text books here!
Why colonics? To include history of colonics, what people have said about the benefits, testimonials
Am I ok to have a colonic - contraindications.
How the body works
The Bristol scale - (how to identify poo types), what colours of poo mean.
What you could do before and after having a colonic to enhance the benefits
The procedure - to include ease of insertion, what happens during and immediately afterwards.
Q&A
Will it hurt
Is there an embarassing smell?
Will I loose weight?
Do you have IBS?
Will it help with bloating
Colonics and candida - what it is, how to check if you have it.
What else can I do to help with cleansing
Why laxatives don't really help if you're constipated
How to choose a good therapist - what you should ask before choosing your therapist
Societies/association/charity links - such as IBS association, bowel cancer charities etc etc
if there is anything else that springs to mind please let me know. As non colonic people there may be something you would want to know that I haven't thought of.
Thanks.
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cia260895
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« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2009, 12:02:57 PM » |
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You missed the most important question for hetro males..... Is it gay for blokes to have things inserted up their bums?  |
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tikay
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« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2009, 12:33:16 PM » |
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Will I loose weight?
It's "lose" Tracey.
Maybe include a cost guide? ("How much will it cost?", or "Is it Expensive?" sorta thing).
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DaveShoelace
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« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2009, 12:43:06 PM » |
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Hi ya'll
My girlfriend was REALLY ill towards the end of last year, serious stomach pain and the runs. Thanks to Tracey she got loads of advice and did a course of colonics and it did the business for her. It took a few sessions to see the benefit but after about 4 weeks she hasnt had any stomach pains or other symptoms since, it improved her complexion, she lost some weight (she is pretty slim anyway but it gave her a cool toned stomach for a bit) and generally seemed to have much more energy for a while.
So there, cheque is in the post I assume Tracey?
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biscuit898
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« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2009, 01:09:41 PM » |
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what do use, for example i have heard of people using coffee (or even alcohol). What is the temperature of the liquid? How is the liquid drained? What position will i be in?
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Dingdell
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« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2009, 01:52:09 PM » |
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what do use, for example i have heard of people using coffee (or even alcohol). What is the temperature of the liquid? How is the liquid drained? What position will i be in?
that's brilliant - just the sort of thing i was thinking of - more of that please - and thank you DS for your kindwords! |
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kinboshi
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« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2009, 05:24:15 PM » |
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Does it make good radio?
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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Colchester Kev
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« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2009, 02:20:37 AM » |
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You missed the most important question for hetro males..... Is it gay for blokes to have things inserted up their bums? !!! |
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thetank
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« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2009, 02:39:55 AM » |
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If I were getting the procedure, I'd be wondering about what sort of qualification a person needs to carry this out and/or how much experience they have in the field.
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kinboshi
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« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2009, 10:47:22 AM » |
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If I were getting the procedure, I'd be wondering about what sort of qualification a person needs to carry this out and/or how much experience they have in the field.
It's not experience in the field you need to be worried about. |
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'The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry.'
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2009, 10:56:09 AM » |
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If I were getting the procedure, I'd be wondering about what sort of qualification a person needs to carry this out and/or how much experience they have in the field.
I have no qualifications, but with my background, I have loads of experience of pooing in fields. |
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The older I get, the better I was.
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cia260895
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« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2009, 12:11:36 PM » |
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trafficjam
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« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2009, 03:40:53 PM » |
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lol don't think I will send my hubby he has enough wind cannot imagine what he would be like after that! |
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« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2009, 03:59:46 PM » |
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colonic questions..Last poster Trafficjam
Made me LOL anyway.
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trafficjam
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« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2009, 04:30:45 PM » |
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Years ago most people had an enema before an operation or before giving birth and I believe they used soapy water. You had to hold this soapy water in for as long as you can and it was quite embarrassing if you let go before the nurse brought the bucket for you!
I would like to know what is the maximum volume of water used and is it just water or other solution used.
I would also like to know if the insertion used (before the tube is attached) is discarded after treatment as I would be very wary of infection.
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I must refrain from falling in love with my hole cards!
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