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Question: So what do you think?
Standard media panic forgotten in a month - 44 (53.7%)
We're all going to die - 38 (46.3%)
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« Reply #30 on: April 28, 2009, 03:22:52 PM »

This forum never fails to deliver.
So should I go down to DTD to buy in for the £300 or get the Tamiflu for the kids before we jet off to Central America.
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Update on phase 4 alert from WHO in the link.

http://tinyurl.com/dnaqh2

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« Reply #31 on: April 28, 2009, 03:27:29 PM »

The Madagascar line on XKCD really made my morning Smiley

In response to the swine flu, the President of Madagascar has SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.
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« Reply #32 on: April 28, 2009, 03:36:58 PM »

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/8022437.stm

What Phase 4 means is that we're kind of at a turning point. It could move to Phase 5. But it could stay at Phase 4, or even go back to Stage 3. Or it could jump a stage to 1,2, or 6.
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Edit "What this means for countries is that they should step up factors or efforts to mitigate possible effects on their people" [of this deadly pandemic]

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« Reply #33 on: April 28, 2009, 03:44:09 PM »

So Phase 4 is sort of like the flop?
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« Reply #34 on: April 28, 2009, 03:45:00 PM »

The Madagascar line on XKCD really made my morning Smiley

In response to the swine flu, the President of Madagascar has SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING.

What took him so long? Cheesy
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« Reply #35 on: April 28, 2009, 03:45:54 PM »

So Phase 4 is sort of like the flop?
thumbs up thumbs up Exactamundo! Except flops can only go forwards. Or stay the same if everyone leaves.

"A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver" Wink
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« Reply #36 on: April 28, 2009, 04:37:05 PM »

So Phase 4 is sort of like the flop?
thumbs up thumbs up Exactamundo! Except flops can only go forwards. Or stay the same if everyone leaves.

"A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver" Wink

and young Mr Phillips is nothing if not mingent.
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« Reply #37 on: April 28, 2009, 04:45:16 PM »

So Phase 4 is sort of like the flop?
thumbs up thumbs up Exactamundo! Except flops can only go forwards. Or stay the same if everyone leaves.

"A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver" Wink

and young Mr Phillips is nothing if not mingent.

LOL - at least I'm not full of shit Wink
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« Reply #38 on: April 28, 2009, 06:31:15 PM »

So Phase 4 is sort of like the flop?
thumbs up thumbs up Exactamundo! Except flops can only go forwards. Or stay the same if everyone leaves.

"A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver" Wink

and young Mr Phillips is nothing if not mingent.

LOL - at least I'm not full of shit Wink

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« Reply #39 on: April 28, 2009, 07:21:18 PM »

As a precaution,

don't buy bacon

don't buy ham

dont kiss a pig

If it has a cold

ban any pigs that arrive at Heathrow from Mexico

shoot anyone that has a temperature

send any pigs already here back to pigland

If your neighbour is a pig, move

seal all windows and doors with superglue

dont except phone calls from pigs

Become Jewish, they were right after all

sell your dog, buy a Wolf

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« Reply #40 on: April 28, 2009, 08:33:57 PM »

wait til monkey flu strikes - then you're all f****d, 150,000 times worse than manflu!
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« Reply #41 on: April 28, 2009, 08:51:43 PM »

As a precaution,

don't buy bacon

don't buy ham

dont kiss a pig

If it has a cold

ban any pigs that arrive at Heathrow from Mexico

shoot anyone that has a temperature

send any pigs already here back to pigland

If your neighbour is a pig, move

seal all windows and doors with superglue

dont except phone calls from pigs

Become Jewish, they were right after all

sell your dog, buy a Wolf



That's what Ice-T has been saying for years.
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« Reply #42 on: April 28, 2009, 09:28:37 PM »

Is this the start of the Aporkalypse.
We're all doomed I tell ya!

 
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« Reply #43 on: April 28, 2009, 10:56:54 PM »

I prefer Ebola me self....
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« Reply #44 on: April 29, 2009, 01:47:54 AM »


Good Taste FAIL: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/360724

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The sequel is better Wink
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