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« Reply #30 on: June 02, 2009, 10:39:50 AM »
bonde bash the basics LOL ... this is all you need to know

1, Turn up on the friday, go out with the crowd, get trolleyed.
2, Turn up at footy with a mahoooooooooooosive hangover and abuse those taking it seriously
3, Go to casino, play comp, get chips or die ... get trolleyed when you get knocked out.
4, Turn up with an even bigger hangover for the quiz etc on the sunday
5, Stay Sunday night and go for a "quiet drink" and chilllllllllllllll
6, Go home on Monday.
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« Reply #31 on: June 02, 2009, 10:59:45 AM »
Quote from: Colchester Kev on June 02, 2009, 10:39:50 AM
bonde bash the basics LOL ... this is all you need to know

1, Turn up on the friday, go out with the crowd, get trolleyed.
2, Turn up at footy with a mahoooooooooooosive hangover and abuse those taking it seriously
3, Go to casino, play comp, get chips or die ... get trolleyed when you get knocked out.
4, Turn up with an even bigger hangover for the quiz etc on the sunday
5, Stay Sunday night and go for a "quiet drink" and chilllllllllllllll
6, Go home on Monday.

you missed..

5.5 Play £2 turnover on Sunday evening and lose more than the rest of the weekend combined..
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« Reply #32 on: June 02, 2009, 11:16:02 AM »
Quote from: amcgrath1uk on June 02, 2009, 10:59:45 AM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on June 02, 2009, 10:39:50 AM
bonde bash the basics LOL ... this is all you need to know

1, Turn up on the friday, go out with the crowd, get trolleyed.
2, Turn up at footy with a mahoooooooooooosive hangover and abuse those taking it seriously
3, Go to casino, play comp, get chips or die ... get trolleyed when you get knocked out.
4, Turn up with an even bigger hangover for the quiz etc on the sunday
5, Stay Sunday night and go for a "quiet drink" and chilllllllllllllll
6, Go home on Monday.

you missed..

5.5 Play £2 turnover on Sunday evening and lose more than the rest of the weekend combined..

I was covering the basics though Asa .... The £2 turnover is on the advanced list Wink
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« Reply #33 on: June 02, 2009, 11:32:13 PM »
play £2 turnover 12 card omaha hi lo scoop the pot and pay £50 for the round from your £20 winnings FML not once but twice
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« Reply #34 on: June 03, 2009, 01:57:41 PM »
Quote from: Ironside on June 02, 2009, 11:32:13 PM
play £2 turnover 12 card omaha hi lo scoop the pot and pay £50 for the round from your £20 winnings FML not once but twice

You were celebrating the scoop for a good 30 seconds until you realised!
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« Reply #35 on: June 03, 2009, 10:12:02 PM »
Is £2 turnover different to £2 showdown?
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« Reply #36 on: June 04, 2009, 07:36:40 AM »
Quote from: Bongo on June 03, 2009, 01:57:41 PM
Quote from: Ironside on June 02, 2009, 11:32:13 PM
play £2 turnover 12 card omaha hi lo scoop the pot and pay £50 for the round from your £20 winnings FML not once but twice

You were celebrating the scoop for a good 3 mili seconds until you realised!

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« Reply #37 on: June 23, 2009, 05:26:38 PM »
How the hell do u get to Leeds from Scotland?
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« Reply #38 on: June 23, 2009, 05:39:46 PM »
Quote from: scotty2hatty on June 23, 2009, 05:26:38 PM
How the hell do u get to Leeds from Scotland?

Go South.
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« Reply #39 on: June 23, 2009, 07:13:28 PM »
Quote from: kinboshi on June 23, 2009, 05:39:46 PM
Quote from: scotty2hatty on June 23, 2009, 05:26:38 PM
How the hell do u get to Leeds from Scotland?

Go South.

pretty sure that's frowned upon in most cardrooms
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« Reply #40 on: June 23, 2009, 07:20:24 PM »
Quote from: amcgrath1uk on June 02, 2009, 10:59:45 AM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on June 02, 2009, 10:39:50 AM
bonde bash the basics LOL ... this is all you need to know

1, Turn up on the friday, go out with the crowd, get trolleyed.
2, Turn up at footy with a mahoooooooooooosive hangover and abuse those taking it seriously
3, Go to casino, play comp, get chips or die ... get trolleyed when you get knocked out.
4, Turn up with an even bigger hangover for the quiz etc on the sunday
5, Stay Sunday night and go for a "quiet drink" and chilllllllllllllll
6, Go home on Monday.

you missed..

5.5 Play £2 turnover on Sunday evening and lose more than the rest of the weekend combined..

And the amount of rounds involved in the rules of £2 turnover probably guarantees you will end up more drunk than the rest of the weekend!

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« Reply #41 on: June 23, 2009, 07:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Ironside on June 02, 2009, 11:32:13 PM
play £2 turnover 12 card omaha hi lo scoop the pot and pay £50 for the round from your £20 winnings FML not once but twice

Ahhh, that was fun. Seems so long ago now.
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« Reply #42 on: June 23, 2009, 07:40:19 PM »
Quote from: scotty2hatty on June 23, 2009, 05:26:38 PM
How the hell do u get to Leeds from Scotland?

i'm flying
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« Reply #43 on: June 23, 2009, 07:58:46 PM »
Quote from: gatso on June 23, 2009, 07:13:28 PM
Quote from: kinboshi on June 23, 2009, 05:39:46 PM
Quote from: scotty2hatty on June 23, 2009, 05:26:38 PM
How the hell do u get to Leeds from Scotland?

Go South.

pretty sure that's frowned upon in most cardrooms

frowned upon maybe, but probs not enough to get a warning

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 players almost never get penalised for misdemeanours in British Poker. We are unique in that respect. For murder or sodomy you may get a warning though.
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« Reply #44 on: June 23, 2009, 09:46:04 PM »
Quote from: Ironside on June 23, 2009, 07:40:19 PM
Quote from: scotty2hatty on June 23, 2009, 05:26:38 PM
How the hell do u get to Leeds from Scotland?

i'm flying

Details please Ironside?
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