"I was going out in my lorry and I stopped by the mail box at the end of the lane to collect the mail
Just then our postman appeared and climbed onto the lorry step to hand me my letters. Unfortunately, when he stepped off his braces were caught in the door handle, I didn't notice
After about 500 yards I glanced in the mirror to see the postman running along side doing about 25 mph with his face screwed up and his eyes closed
I tried to stop but it was too late, his braces burst, flirted back and hit him in the chest with a loud thwack
He stood there for a moment, obviously winded, then walked purposely toward me, "Oho, here comes trouble" I thought, but then his trousers fell down and I drove away "
And that is why postmen are afraid of dogs........boom boom
