RSQ: The Trial

[Claw75]

GUILTY  hang him,and that Claw person.

oi - don't hang me - I'm the one that came up with most of the evidence ffs!!!!

[Robert HM]

Yes?

[kinboshi]

Yes?

Just trying to attract the defendant's attention.

[Ginger]

Yes?

Just trying to attract the defendant's attention.

I think he is too busy hanging his head in shame.

[Robert HM]

Yes?

Just trying to attract the defendant's attention.

Try perfume and undo a few buttons.

[matt674]

Imagine 12 blondes on the same jury....

chances are they'll all be playing a Tightend sit and go at BB8!!

[Ironside]

FARCE

[tikay]

Yes?

Just trying to attract the defendant's attention.

Try wearing a short skirt & high heels.

[technolog]

He's farked-off bed - contempt of court!

[kinboshi]

Yes?

Just trying to attract the defendant's attention.

Try perfume and undo a few buttons.

Yes?

Just trying to attract the defendant's attention.

Try wearing a short skirt & high heels.

[TightEnd]

The defence would like to submit its case

Firstly my quiz track record is unblemished and in the top echelons of UK quizzing

I am a Mastermind Semi finalist, I beat my Egghead but had the misfortune to have Claw alongside me for the final with £17,000 at stake and have a successful track record of quizmastering. Most reliable of all I didn't have a clue about any of Newmanseye's bb questions

Furthermore I have some interesting character traits that lend me to the application of useful information to completely pointless quizzes. I have an almost perfect photographic memory, although it is fading with age now. This led me to get 14 O Levels, 4 Alevels, 2 AS Levels a degree and A Doctorate on nothing more than learning by rote.

Applying this memory has always been hugely misplaced by me, a symptom of what I beleive is undiagnosed OCD. Ask me to remember something useless, I am your man

Onto Pizza

Three weekends ago my children bounded into my car.

"Dad Dad is there a Domino's Pizza near you?"

"I don't know" I replied honestly

They went on to explain that they had received a delivery the other night as their mum was too lazy to cook healthy food for them and could I please treat them to similar that weekend?

I prevaricated, and tried to persuade them to join me at the Bengal Pearl in Flitwick for a curry. Two of the three children demurred though.

Instead some twenty fours later I found myself surfing through the Dominos website

I input my post code MK45 1BL and established that my local Dominos store was the local Domino's of their abode with their Mum's

Our mutual excitement rose. I Went down the menu item by item...note photographic memory...and we selected between us

2 x Personal Cheese and Tomato Pizzas
1x Large Meateor...I was rather taken with the pun here actually

and for myself

1x PiriPiriPizza as it contains Tandoori Chicken, and I crosss reference to my Indian desire from the ngiht before

I noticed the Hot tandoori option, but though I wouldn't risk it

I went to input the order. Disaster!!! This store does not deliver to your location 

I pleaded with my children for us not to have to go to the outlet but I was toow eak to resist and disappoint them

We picked the pizzas up

I thought nothing more of it

Until I notice a dominos question on the latest RSQ


Now at this point RSQ strategy has to come into play, and I submit that I am unparallelled in RSQ strategy as four victories undoubtedly show

It was my mental contention that the answer most likely to be picked by the fewest contestants was PiriPiriPizza and indeed Iwas correct in that as only Gatso chose it

Successful strategy, allied to a ridiculously underused but powerful memory, combined with weakness as a father and whiny kids had combined to create a perfect storm of my life experience and RSQ

I returned home last night after my seventh final table in ten attempts, though I don't think I have mentioned that anywhere, and was most upset to see my integrity impugned in such a way by those without any integrity, notably Colchester Kev

I chose to illustrate my PiriPiriPizza point by suggesting that I had not ordered PiriPiri Garlic bread or Salad Bowl. This was not intended to convey that either item is available at Dominos merely saying that my answer was seeking to be comprehensive as my memory suggested. Unlike Gatso, who put half an answer.

Furthermore I submit that my later answer "Revolution Road" which was a correct fail is further evidence of no googling, as if I had googled I would have seen the correct name for the film"Revolutionary Road"

I am completely innocent and hereby seek punitive damages in the sum of my owed blonde back pay

I am also disgusted at the lack of respect shown to one who is primus inter pares amongst RSQers

I intend to establish a rival RSQ venture forthwith.

The defence rests

[kinboshi]

Bollocks defence.

[Robert HM]

The defence rests

Are you sure?!?!

[TightEnd]

The defence rests

Are you sure?!?!

well I am logging off now with a clear conscience and the knowledge of a case well fought and foe utterly vanquished

So yes

and Kinboshi is sacked

[Robert HM]

I invite any member to add  submissions, for either side, and if Lady Ginger has anything to say in rebuttal, this is her chance.