RSQ: The Trial

[Robert HM]

photographic memory yet still got revolutionary road wrong? surely evidence of no photographic memory which undermines the whole defence

not at all, I rushed it and slipped up on the preciseness necessary to once again return to the Winners circle

You closed your case but still protest, however you are only producing evidence of motive.

[TightEnd]

I HEREBY SUBMIT THAT THE RIGGED VOTING IS NOT QUORATE

Mistrial inevitable

[kinboshi]

before deciding on a verdict, I think it would be useful to hear from the present holder of the position of RSQQM.  Sir Gatso - has the defendant yet submitted his answers for the 'let's go round edition'?  If so, is there any evidence of googling therein?

I have submitted them

I did not google

I did not know the names of any Soap Dogs except One who I thought was an obvious sheep, so I passed. Acutally I've just remembered a second. Bugger.

Never heard of a dog in any soap called Bugger. 

See, without Google he's useless.

[TightEnd]

photographic memory yet still got revolutionary road wrong? surely evidence of no photographic memory which undermines the whole defence

not at all, I rushed it and slipped up on the preciseness necessary to once again return to the Winners circle

You closed your case but still protest, however you are only producing evidence of motive.

I don't deny motive, its hard to stay so far ahead of the competition, no matter how weak the competition is

However you can only beat what is put in front of you.

However the evidence of guilt was so flimsy that only a court of Mugabe like integrity would give it a scintilla of thought

[Robert HM]

I HEREBY SUBMIT THAT THE RIGGED VOTING IS NOT QUORATE

Mistrial inevitable

denided

[Robert HM]

However you can only beat what is put in front of you.

Please don't do that in public, we could end up with another trial

[kinboshi]

However you can only beat what is put in front of you.

Please don't do that in public, we could end up with another trial

Was this the case you were on about Robert?

[TightEnd]

thank you to the other person who voted me not guilty. It means a lot. If you are female and single please PM, thanks

[xxMAIRxx]

thank you to the other person who voted me not guilty. It means a lot. If you are female and single please PM, thanks

PM Sent

[Robert HM]

However you can only beat what is put in front of you.

Please don't do that in public, we could end up with another trial

Was this the case you were on about Robert?

He has sooo many

[Ginger]

The defence would like to submit its case

Firstly my quiz track record is unblemished and in the top echelons of UK quizzing

I am a Mastermind Semi finalist, I beat my Egghead but had the misfortune to have Claw alongside me for the final with £17,000 at stake and have a successful track record of quizmastering. Most reliable of all I didn't have a clue about any of Newmanseye's bb questions

Furthermore I have some interesting character traits that lend me to the application of useful information to completely pointless quizzes. I have an almost perfect photographic memory, although it is fading with age now. This led me to get 14 O Levels, 4 Alevels, 2 AS Levels a degree and A Doctorate on nothing more than learning by rote.

Applying this memory has always been hugely misplaced by me, a symptom of what I beleive is undiagnosed OCD. Ask me to remember something useless, I am your man

Onto Pizza

Three weekends ago my children bounded into my car.

"Dad Dad is there a Domino's Pizza near you?"

"I don't know" I replied honestly

They went on to explain that they had received a delivery the other night as their mum was too lazy to cook healthy food for them and could I please treat them to similar that weekend?

I prevaricated, and tried to persuade them to join me at the Bengal Pearl in Flitwick for a curry. Two of the three children demurred though.

Instead some twenty fours later I found myself surfing through the Dominos website

I input my post code MK45 1BL and established that my local Dominos store was the local Domino's of their abode with their Mum's

Our mutual excitement rose. I Went down the menu item by item...note photographic memory...and we selected between us

2 x Personal Cheese and Tomato Pizzas
1x Large Meateor...I was rather taken with the pun here actually

and for myself

1x PiriPiriPizza as it contains Tandoori Chicken, and I crosss reference to my Indian desire from the ngiht before

I noticed the Hot tandoori option, but though I wouldn't risk it

I went to input the order. Disaster!!! This store does not deliver to your location 

I pleaded with my children for us not to have to go to the outlet but I was toow eak to resist and disappoint them

We picked the pizzas up

I thought nothing more of it

Until I notice a dominos question on the latest RSQ


Now at this point RSQ strategy has to come into play, and I submit that I am unparallelled in RSQ strategy as four victories undoubtedly show

It was my mental contention that the answer most likely to be picked by the fewest contestants was PiriPiriPizza and indeed Iwas correct in that as only Gatso chose it

Successful strategy, allied to a ridiculously underused but powerful memory, combined with weakness as a father and whiny kids had combined to create a perfect storm of my life experience and RSQ

I returned home last night after my seventh final table in ten attempts, though I don't think I have mentioned that anywhere, and was most upset to see my integrity impugned in such a way by those without any integrity, notably Colchester Kev

I chose to illustrate my PiriPiriPizza point by suggesting that I had not ordered PiriPiri Garlic bread or Salad Bowl. This was not intended to convey that either item is available at Dominos merely saying that my answer was seeking to be comprehensive as my memory suggested. Unlike Gatso, who put half an answer.

Furthermore I submit that my later answer "Revolution Road" which was a correct fail is further evidence of no googling, as if I had googled I would have seen the correct name for the film"Revolutionary Road"

I am completely innocent and hereby seek punitive damages in the sum of my owed blonde back pay

I am also disgusted at the lack of respect shown to one who is primus inter pares amongst RSQers

I intend to establish a rival RSQ venture forthwith.

The defence rests

Quite frankly, Mr TightEnd, that is a load of literal waffle.

So, to put it into terms that some might actually read, you defence is...

" I had to feed the children, photographic memory recorded all pizza's"

Yet your photographic memory did not record that I did not, in fact, question your answer of 'Revolution Road'

So, 500 words cut down to 11, and arguing a point that was never raised, Hmmmmm

Also, add to that the additional extra point you just submitted -

Only a Mastermind Semi finalist (no win)
Lost with Egg Heads

Neither could Google be used...

I see a pattern.

[TightEnd]

thank you to the other person who voted me not guilty. It means a lot. If you are female and single please PM, thanks

PM Sent

 

[TightEnd]

The defence would like to submit its case

Firstly my quiz track record is unblemished and in the top echelons of UK quizzing

I am a Mastermind Semi finalist, I beat my Egghead but had the misfortune to have Claw alongside me for the final with £17,000 at stake and have a successful track record of quizmastering. Most reliable of all I didn't have a clue about any of Newmanseye's bb questions

Furthermore I have some interesting character traits that lend me to the application of useful information to completely pointless quizzes. I have an almost perfect photographic memory, although it is fading with age now. This led me to get 14 O Levels, 4 Alevels, 2 AS Levels a degree and A Doctorate on nothing more than learning by rote.

Applying this memory has always been hugely misplaced by me, a symptom of what I beleive is undiagnosed OCD. Ask me to remember something useless, I am your man

Onto Pizza

Three weekends ago my children bounded into my car.

"Dad Dad is there a Domino's Pizza near you?"

"I don't know" I replied honestly

They went on to explain that they had received a delivery the other night as their mum was too lazy to cook healthy food for them and could I please treat them to similar that weekend?

I prevaricated, and tried to persuade them to join me at the Bengal Pearl in Flitwick for a curry. Two of the three children demurred though.

Instead some twenty fours later I found myself surfing through the Dominos website

I input my post code MK45 1BL and established that my local Dominos store was the local Domino's of their abode with their Mum's

Our mutual excitement rose. I Went down the menu item by item...note photographic memory...and we selected between us

2 x Personal Cheese and Tomato Pizzas
1x Large Meateor...I was rather taken with the pun here actually

and for myself

1x PiriPiriPizza as it contains Tandoori Chicken, and I crosss reference to my Indian desire from the ngiht before

I noticed the Hot tandoori option, but though I wouldn't risk it

I went to input the order. Disaster!!! This store does not deliver to your location 

I pleaded with my children for us not to have to go to the outlet but I was toow eak to resist and disappoint them

We picked the pizzas up

I thought nothing more of it

Until I notice a dominos question on the latest RSQ


Now at this point RSQ strategy has to come into play, and I submit that I am unparallelled in RSQ strategy as four victories undoubtedly show

It was my mental contention that the answer most likely to be picked by the fewest contestants was PiriPiriPizza and indeed Iwas correct in that as only Gatso chose it

Successful strategy, allied to a ridiculously underused but powerful memory, combined with weakness as a father and whiny kids had combined to create a perfect storm of my life experience and RSQ

I returned home last night after my seventh final table in ten attempts, though I don't think I have mentioned that anywhere, and was most upset to see my integrity impugned in such a way by those without any integrity, notably Colchester Kev

I chose to illustrate my PiriPiriPizza point by suggesting that I had not ordered PiriPiri Garlic bread or Salad Bowl. This was not intended to convey that either item is available at Dominos merely saying that my answer was seeking to be comprehensive as my memory suggested. Unlike Gatso, who put half an answer.

Furthermore I submit that my later answer "Revolution Road" which was a correct fail is further evidence of no googling, as if I had googled I would have seen the correct name for the film"Revolutionary Road"

I am completely innocent and hereby seek punitive damages in the sum of my owed blonde back pay

I am also disgusted at the lack of respect shown to one who is primus inter pares amongst RSQers

I intend to establish a rival RSQ venture forthwith.

The defence rests

Quite frankly, Mr TightEnd, that is a load of literal waffle.

So, to put it into terms that some might actually read, you defence is...

" I had to feed the children, photographic memory recorded all pizza's"

Yet your photographic memory did not record that I did not, in fact, question your answer of 'Revolution Road'

So, 500 words cut down to 11, and arguing a point that was never raised, Hmmmmm

Also, add to that the additional extra point you just submitted -

Only a Mastermind Semi finalist (no win)
Lost with Egg Heads

Neither could Google be used...

I see a pattern.

Already answered Revolution Road point

I could make my next post longer if it would help?

[Claw75]

thank you to the other person who voted me not guilty. It means a lot. If you are female and single please PM, thanks

PM Sent

 

don't be expecting any conjugal visits though

[xxMAIRxx]

thank you to the other person who voted me not guilty. It means a lot. If you are female and single please PM, thanks

PM Sent

 

don't be expecting any conjugal visits though

I was really hoping you would find him not guilty so I can punish him for you on Friday