RSQ: The Trial

[HOLDorFOLD]

Sigh Tighty Tighty Tighty - all was going well and I was was about to click the 'non-guilty' button until I read this ...

They went on to explain that they had received a delivery the other night as their mum was too lazy to cook healthy food for them and could I please treat them to similar that weekend?

... so, on behalf of busy worn out mums, who would normally cook their offspring fresh home-cooked meals but chose for one night a week to order a pizza (which is hardly a crime compared to RSQ googling) - I hereby declare that we deliver a vote of GUILTY your honour







(Phew, Thank fook you put that in there or it would have been a not-guilty vote)

Didn't you spot the third option on the poll? guilty, not guilty or Fold?

ooooooooo I'm saving my tomatoes from today so that thery are all nice and squishy and mouldy for when you get put in the stocks 



(Sigh, one day, ONE day I will be quick of the mark with a good retort myself)

[Robert HM]

Tightend, you stand convicted of the single charge and now you are to be sentenced. There will be no appeal, you have never been the appealing sort anyway. You are to be disqualified from a single quiz. It will be the next RSQ set by Mr gatso. He will still reveal your answers and marks you would have received but you will gain no credit for them. I hope this serves not only as a lesson to you but anyone else tempted to stray.

Finally I wish to thank Lady Ginger for her able presentation of her case and the services that would have been rendered by kinboshi, if only the defendant had been wise enough to utilise them.

Next case!

[Ginger]

Thank you, and thanks to the good people of blonde for bringing this sad case to a close so swiftly.

Let it be a reminder to all of those that contemplate straying from the honest path, Google - just say NO!

[Laxie]

 

The one evening I pick to throw down for a nap and miss the lot!  Bad beat, but very enjoyable catching up.

[scotty2hatty]

Onto Pizza

Instead some twenty fours later I found myself surfing through the Dominos website

Our mutual excitement rose. I Went down the menu item by item...note photographic memory...and we selected between us

1x PiriPiriPizza as it contains Tandoori Chicken, and I crosss reference to my Indian desire from the ngiht before

I noticed the Hot tandoori option, but though I wouldn't risk it

Don't you mean 'Tandoori Hot'?

[FuglyBaz]

gg wp Judge and Jury

[The-Crow]

OBJECTION

I was unable to vote as the case had already  been decided

I hope this was a No win No Fee case

I expect Mr. Tighty's Expenses for treating Dry Rot in Ampthill to be refunded to the kitty

Esther Rantzen has offered to stand against Mr. T in the next Bi- Election of Blonde Managers

Expenses for Domino Pizza  " For research purposes "will be returned

As I do not know the accused v well ,I must rely upon people who have known him the longest

Namely Mr. Kendall and Mr. Ironside, their opinions are seen at the start of the thread

[thetank]

I would have voted innocent too if the thread hadn't bored me to death before the poll went up

[The Sweeney]

Are we going to have a public execution.  If so, by what means?

[The-Crow]

Is it Lithium Poisoning

[kinboshi]

Is it Lithium Poisoning

Until he's blue in the face?

[boldie]

Is it Lithium Poisoning

They're making him give interviews with you and read them back to himself until he tops himself (I say 4 hours)

[TightEnd]

2 hours


p.s Free the TightEnd one and a half.

[Claw75]

2 hours


p.s Free the TightEnd one and a half.

sorry, no - you're stuck in Newcastle whether you like it or not!