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« Reply #165 on: July 07, 2009, 02:30:22 PM »

I liked downtown. There is something more honest about it. Comparing it to the strip is like comparing a Mars bar to a box of Belgian truffles. You just know what you are getting with a Mars bar. I walk into Binions and it takes only the smallest amount of imagination to understand how this used to be the home of poker.

Luciano my taxi driver told me a lovely story of a guy that he regularly drives for, who comes down for the WSOP every year to play in one of the minor events. For the first twelve years he never made day two. In the thirteenth and fourteenth years he made day two but had to head home as he didn’t think he would qualify for day two.. Anyway this year he actually played day two. Luciano said that the guy couldn’t have been happier.

I got to the cardroom just in time to play the 2pm sat for the $1000 main event. This room is filled with grinders. It is a relative cornucopia of MDD’s. The standard of play was higher than anything I had seen so far at either the Rio or the Venetian. Actually that is not necessarily fair. They just play the game differently. This was an old school, old school event where people could fold to a reraise.

Got close enough to taste a ticket and then made a big error with A9 having hit two pair on the flop. I think it may have been my first serious error at the table and needless to say I did not get lucky and crack the other guys set. I should have realised that my two pair were no good as the dust flew off his chips as they went into the middle.
Ho hum.

I walk up and down and Fremont Street. It is great. I really like it. Pick up a bit of nosh for my room at a price that is not hotel rate. I walk a little ways off from Fremont Street. It is not great I am afraid. It is the other end of the great gamblers dream and should not be forgotten on this trip.

My journey back to the Venetian is conducted in the company of Eduardo the first F1 racing driver from Cuba. He has been in Vegas for seventeen years and he is just crazy. Needless to say he offers to get me girls for this evening. Kind gesture but no thanks Eduardo.

Back at the Venetian I play the $120 that Blatch goes on to split (well done him). George and Raj are there as is Yoyo. Nice people all. One should absolutely not underestimate how creative or bad or different the play is in this tourney. You could take the Tuesday night at Luton and lower it a few notches and you still couldn’t play as badly as the German on my right who ended up with thirty thousand chips in the first 45 minutes and busted out an hour later.

Anyway same old same old for me. Went in ahead came out behind. Decide to sort out my buy in for what I thought was $330 buy in deepstack only to be told it was a $550. Ouch as I only had $300 in lammers. Have to play a one table sit n go and try and win more. Just missed a table that had George, Raj and Julian on. Bugger that would have been great fun to play.

So I sit down at the next one to start and just chat to the players as they arrive about America and England and poker and life. We laugh a lot. They mistake me for placid Brit. From the first hand there is no doubt in my mind that there are at least three fish on the table who are a little out of their depth. Lovely lovely people all but they are bringing their home game strategy to Vegas. Just got to dodge the guy on my right who is called Archie. Get the strong feeling he has got ability.

A couple of hours later and I am three way with over half  the chips on the table. I let the other two get busy until I find a hand and that as they say was that. I sit here in my room with enough lammers for the $550. Caesars will just have to wait until Thursday. Am I bored of the poker yet?Huh? Not a chance. Have I eaten in Binions......oh yes I have
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« Reply #166 on: July 07, 2009, 04:36:28 PM »

It is a relative cornucopia of MDD’s...

WP sir. Burger or chili dog ftw?
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« Reply #167 on: July 07, 2009, 04:53:50 PM »

Burger or chili dog ftw?

this is the question on the nation's lips.  Can't believe you've left us on such a cliffhanger!
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« Reply #168 on: July 07, 2009, 05:00:58 PM »

It's a secret
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« Reply #169 on: July 07, 2009, 05:04:48 PM »

-1 league point for every further hour we're kept waiting...
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« Reply #170 on: July 07, 2009, 05:09:21 PM »

-1 league point for every further 5 minutes we're kept waiting...

fyp chompy - you were being far too generous imo.
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« Reply #171 on: July 07, 2009, 05:54:14 PM »

Just had a lovely breakfast in the hotel..................but it wasn't a patch on yesterdays late lunch at Binions...........and I don't care about points......I retain my rights to secrecy and a gentleman never reveals secrets
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« Reply #172 on: July 07, 2009, 06:18:52 PM »

It must have been "beans of the day" imo.
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« Reply #173 on: July 07, 2009, 10:44:57 PM »

You lot must have a cast iron constitution.

I ordered a philly cheesesteak in their snack bar about 1999, took one bite and haven't eaten in there since.  I can't imagine getting stabbed in the guts could feel any worse.

For the hot dog fans, I dare you to go to Slots-of-Fun and queue up for their 99c footlong!  Check the terms of your medical insurance before ordering.

Do you think it would be any worse than the £1 kebabs in Nottingham?
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« Reply #174 on: July 08, 2009, 01:48:10 AM »

I hope I never find out.
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« Reply #175 on: July 08, 2009, 01:18:07 PM »

Why is it always so hard to admit to myself that I have messed it up. Well I did yesterday. I was playing really good strong poker. Let the right hand go at the right time and found my victim early and attacked him until he snapped on a 44J flop I bet 700 with KK and he repopped for all his chips with 99.

So happy days. Get to the dinner break with a little over 50k which is about average . The first level after the dinner break will be 1k - 2k with a running ante of 300. First hand back after supper and a power nap in my room. AK I raise the whole table folds. Very nice.

The very next hand AK again this time under the gun. I raise to 6000. Sanchez the rude Mexican reraise to 17000. Then the geezer in seat 3 who looks like Craig Stadler the golfer rereraises all in. Now this guy is my classification of Chompy player. Will do this move almost with any two but it is probably Queens, or better. Easy fold for me right. Give it up and move on. Oh no. Brain still addled from power nap now decides that the unmade hand is the absolute nuts and I am going to make a stand right here. Idiot. I call with not a thought for what Sanchez might do. Well by calling I have given him a problem.

He dwells. I know it is not Aces. Hang on my mistake might just get him to fold. Two minutes, then somebody else calls clock. The last possible moment he calls. He has pocket kings, Stadler has pocket Queens. Cooklin you are an idiot. The flop comes down Ace high. Cooklin you are genius. Play bad and win big. Oh yes it is my one time. I sit still, no whooping here. It was terrible play and I know it. The turn comes a 2. The river comes the one and only King left in the pack. I hate playing on the internet, it is just like this.

So I don’t cash. I leave the table smiling and wishing everybody luck and absolutely killing myself mentally. If only I had a little more discipline. If only I had a little bit more luck. I have not decided what I am going to do today yet. At the time I was not going to play again but now I think that would be unwise. I came here to play and one mistake is not going to change that. Neither is the upset stomach from Binions.

I can do this. Chompy was right, this deepstack is right up my street. I have a couple of lammers. I think numbers may be fewer today due to Caesars starting their $1k mega stack championship which will not finish until my flight leaves. So today will be a bit of shopping in the Fashion Show Mall and one last crack at the Deepstack.

I really believe that we do not know why certain things happen. Why in some cases bad things happen to good people. Of course I am not just talking poker here. Some people say it is fate. Some people would put it down to their lord. Some would take the scientific approach and some wouldn’t. I believe that we are given challenges to prove to others how to come through them. To set an example to show indomitable spirit. Well in my poker challenges I say……

Bring it on.
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« Reply #176 on: July 08, 2009, 06:51:27 PM »

Great posts sir, i am not in Vegas but i feel that i am with the quality of your penmanship.

Keep up the superb work.


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« Reply #177 on: July 08, 2009, 07:08:00 PM »

Great posts sir, i am not in Vegas but i feel that i am with the quality of your penmanship.

Keep up the superb work.


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Slight change of plan. As I was walking through the casino to go shopping, there was a one table $130 satellite about to start. Well it would have been rude not to. These sats are ridiclulously soft. I had a lovely couple from Alabama who wanted to try and win a seat in the big comp at lunchtime. I regaled them with stories of England and I took all their chips. Hopefully I did it nicely and they will try again. The game needs a few nice people. The other guy who won it was an absolute tosser who didn't tip the dealers. What can you do

12 noon I will be back at the game. Yet anothe $560 buy in that cost $120. I love satellites
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« Reply #178 on: July 08, 2009, 07:27:32 PM »

GL mate.
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« Reply #179 on: July 08, 2009, 07:31:07 PM »

GL mate.

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