The GUKPT draw means last 5 hands before we break and people are switching off, wrapping up their ipods, arranging their lifts back to the hotel and not paying attention. Thanks you Gus – another 5k.
I bink a Jack on my all in with

against Henrys

and I know the poker gods are smiling at me.
So day 1 ends and I have 45,000. I am top 10 – fml – and I am feeling good. For me the last hour of a tournament is the most nerve racking. I want to get through to day 2 and I would be nervous about playing a hand and getting knocked out. Gus (my new best friend) loves the last level of a tourney as it makes it easier to steal, so like my new hero (sorry Paul) I steal a few antes and easily push my chip count up. Poker is quite easy sometimes……it’s a whole new world out there and I love it.
I love the bagging up of chips – best feeling in the world – excited inside but cool on the outside, knowing I’m back tomorrow and I’ve only a short drive back to the hotel and then a good nights sleep.
Luckily for Fran and Tony they followed me back to the hotel and narrowly avoided going on to the M6 (or that could be the other way round….) anyway luckily an early night and we are all back at the hotel by 4am ish. I love the way we all squeel into the car park on a mission to get to bed, and then spend ages talking in the foyer before going up!
I have a little routine after a late game of poker, room service sandwich and a large gin and tonic to make me sleep otherwise I am awake for hours still buzzing from the poker. At reception I find there is no room service and the bar is closed even though I am a resident. FML. I am full of greens drink and redbull – I am as high as a poker player at Luton with cocaine up my nose. I will never sleep. Ok – can I get a late checkout please? No – we have a big group of people coming in the morning and we need all the rooms. I’ll pay extra for late checkout. No – computer says NO. FML. So no food, no alcohol, no sleep. Marvellous.
Being the true rebel I am I put the Do Not Disturb notice on the outside and set my alarm for 10.30. Check out is 11, I’ll check out, have breakfast and have a showing in the swimming area. Anything for extra sleep. I start surfing blonde and checking out the players still in, there is a seat redraw tomorrow so I’m not sure who I’m up against yet but I want to get a feel for the players that are left. Tony Phillips can’t sleep either – he’s on line reading the reports. I suspect though it’s not adrenaline but Fran snoring that keeps him awake…
About Tony Philips. What a nice guy, solid player, has some great results and is the sort of guy you cold take home to meet your parents. Fran and Tony make a great railing team, looking out for each other and they also play fair. On day one they were both on the same table at one point and sat close enough to be button vs blinds. To ensure no one thought they were colluding when they folded to each others raises they showed hands, a real disadvantage to them and an advantage to the other players, but as Fran said she felt compelled to, to ensure no one thought they were colluding.
Tony had been playing all day as he won the £300 earlier in the day and then went on to play in this one too. Amazing results and working his way up the GUKPT leader board towards that coveted £20k. I hope he gets it.
So I'm in bed and after a long time of ‘I will never fall asleep, ah I’m falling asleep, let me open my eyes to check, yes I was falling asleep but I’m not now’ moments I eventually fall asleep. What seemed like moments later there was a huge crash bang wallop and I thought there had been a car accident outside. No – I am wrong – it sounds more like an entire troop of drummers, plus carnival floats, plus assorted onlookers are in my bathroom. WTF.
I fling open the curtains – big mistake because it’s bright sunshine outside and I am not only temporarily deaf from the noise but also temporarily blinded from the light.
Oh no – I’m not deaf I can STILL HEAR THEM. It is 10 am on the effing dot and these drummers are outside my window as part of the Asian entertainment carrying on from the engagement party from last night. I try to open the window to tell them to shut up but I can’t open the window. It’s really hot in here but the windows don’t open. Fran tells me later it’s a matter of pressing the button on the handle but I was blind and couldn’t manage it.
The drummers keep drumming, and drumming and drumming and then start some sort of zulu war cry thing as they really get up to speed. Now don’t get me wrong – I appreciate a spectacle and some cultural interaction but not at 10am on a Sunday. Here is a short snippet to give you an idea of what is was like - only in Walsall it was much much louder
It is impossible to sleep, I am now grumpy and my eyes are tired, it’s too hot in here and I am in a stinking mood. I get up, pack up and check out.
Over breakfast I meet up with part of the Welsh contingent who on the pretext of being friendly ask me everything about me and my poker playing trying to get a hold on my play. I answer every question as if I were Tikay so they go on to the comp believing that I only shove with less than 2 BB, that I work for Sky and that I am currently in Vegas working. I have decided that confusing the enemy is the best way to go.
A short swim later and a chat with Fran over a Starbucks and we are all raring to go. I am ready to go to war.
My new table draw includes Micky Wernick, chip leader Toby to my immediate left and a very nice man I met in the lift the night before. Ah yes- here comes a lift story. It was Richard Connelly, nice guy and the night before we shared a lift to our rooms. When I ask where he comes from he replies Isle of Man. “Ah” says I “you must work for Poker Stars then. I’ll be careful of you, you probably will do some horrible outdraw just like the site”. Words of doom people, words of doom.
I have Gus with me and as we shuffle up and deal I am in the zone. Blinds are 1,500/3,000 and Pstars raises my blind to 8,000 from the cut off.
To quote the updates
“Richard Connolly raises from late position after a limper and is called by Tracey Dell on the Big Blind as well as the limper.
Flop comes

and Tracey leads out for about half the pot. The limper folded and Richard moved all in. Tracey calls and shows her

which is in big trouble to his

. No help and Richard gets a full double up.
My thinking behind this hand is; I have

, Gus would never fold this in a million years. I flat call the extra 5,000. It comes queen high. I bet out 10,000, he pushes all in. I don’t take time to think, he could easily have missed that flop, I am ahead. I call. He has Kings. Oops.
I am felted to 5,200 and push all in with 5 7 diamonds. I receive 3 callers who check it all the way and I catch a flush. I’m back up to just over 27,000. Below average but we’ve lost a few players already – I am the comeback queen.
No more than a few hands later and Richard Connelly takes me to task again. But I have learnt from yesterday not to be concerned having had a beating from the same player in the past. I’m not standing for it and to be honest with the chips I have left I am in shoving mode. Kevs report was:
Dingdell ALL IN..
Richard Connolly raises to 9k on the button, Trace shoves for 11k more, connolly winces but makes the call
Trace

Connolly

Flop

Turn 
River 
That horrible river sends trace to the rail ... so UL.And that was that. Pstars outdrew me as predicted and off I went to railsville.
All in all a great tourney, what I forget until afterwards is how tired all that poker is. Mentally I am exhausted and frustrated, I want to be still playing, but all I can do is watch the others which is just a punishment for bad poker play.
Would I go again? Of course. Will I be better? Of course. Will I cash? Hmmmm- someone once told me after I won a good comp that ‘Every dog has their day’. He recently won a GUKPT so I guess that’s true.
Its winning consistently that makes you a player to be reckoned with and consistency is my aim. I may have to grind, I may have to dance and like any pole dancer I will accept tips. Any help, advice, or card marking ideas you have please let me know and one day I will be posting a picture of me and my trophy.
Thanks for supporting and backing me x