I dont know what i found more funny about this story, the judges unintentional pun, or the guy's pledge to the court not to buy any more mirros and in future travel only on buses(where he'll use his camera phone to video birds t*ts instead)!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8173423.stm(I should add that offences like this are of course serious but this reminded me of something from the 60's comedy genre with the upperclass cad running round chasing after barbara windsor)