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« on: August 01, 2009, 01:14:22 PM »
Myself and Rooks formulated a plan recently for me to introduce myself to Ling as the worlds biggest dousche. You're probably thinking, not hard Cos, you're pretty close as it is.

Well about a week and a half ago I sent a letter to Ling (handwritten obv for maximum doushciness) telling her that I'm a huge fan and I find her an inspiration. I won't disclose too much of the information as Rooks should be posting the letter shortly.

I'm off to DTD looking like a true weirdo (hair not gelled and pushed forward over my forehead and weird green t shirt with white stripes...buttoned right to the top obv!). My mission is to freak Ling out so to those I didn't pm please don't acknowledge me at DTD today.

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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2009, 01:23:36 PM »
Speaking as someone who was rightly described as old and boring in a thread last week, I can't see how pretending to be a stalker is anything except naff and possibly unsettling for Aisling.

Sorry for being a spoilsport.
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2009, 01:26:09 PM »
This is how me, Malcolm Garvey, creepy bastard looks with his attempted broken jaw-like smile.

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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2009, 01:36:02 PM »
Were you in The Wonder Years ?
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2009, 02:04:56 PM »
Quote from: The Camel on August 01, 2009, 01:23:36 PM
Speaking as someone who was rightly described as old and boring in a thread last week, I can't see how pretending to be a stalker is anything except naff and possibly unsettling for Aisling.

Sorry for being a spoilsport.

S'ok Camel - the title of stalker is for added effect - I'd describe Malcolm as a loser who is a bit overkeen, not the guy who's looking through bedroom windows at night.
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2009, 02:35:06 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2009, 02:44:41 PM »
Excellent!...Will you speak with a lisp/bit of spittle coming out?
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2009, 02:45:49 PM »
good luck Malc. don't forget to eat some garlic before you get there.
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2009, 02:48:05 PM »
I know a couple of girls who have been stalked, honestly it is the furthest thing from funny.
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2009, 03:02:24 PM »
Unaccustomed as I am to public posting.... Roll Eyes

think I'd be a bit freaked really - how does Ling know Malcolm's stalking limits... don't know how strong a person she is but best case scenarios involve her calling the police and/or kneeing Malcolm in the groin.
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2009, 03:06:33 PM »
He can't be considered a stalker after only one letter and a quick hello.  But seeing her face during the meet and greet - pics please!
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2009, 03:21:06 PM »
I've got a good idea. Why doesn't everybody in the world just stay indoors and not speak. That way nobody will get offended or potentially worried about what might happen someday.

What if Ling actually fancies Malcolm and wants to see him regular? I mean isn't she into the geeky type? Wink
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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2009, 03:40:05 PM »
this will be epic
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« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2009, 04:35:26 PM »
Quote from: The Camel on August 01, 2009, 02:48:05 PM
I know a couple of girls who have been stalked, honestly it is the furthest thing from funny.

What made this guy get the hump?

 
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« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2009, 04:50:30 PM »
Quote from: MANTIS01 on August 01, 2009, 03:21:06 PM

What if Ling actually fancies Malcolm and wants to see him regular? I mean isn't she into the geeky type? Wink

LOL, would be com.


Look forward to hearing about reaction & stuff.
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