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« Reply #315 on: September 01, 2010, 01:49:06 PM »

I have an image of jesus that pops up on my PC monitor if I leave it idle for 10 minutes.

It's my screen saviour. 
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« Reply #316 on: September 01, 2010, 03:47:58 PM »

I have an image of jesus that pops up on my PC monitor if I leave it idle for 10 minutes.

It's my screen saviour. 


Cheesy I just set mine to 'hibernate' for 3 days.

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« Reply #317 on: September 01, 2010, 03:49:31 PM »

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« Reply #319 on: September 02, 2010, 05:05:48 PM »

A Scotsman, Englishman, and Irishman walk into a bar.

The barman says, "You're out of order!"
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« Reply #320 on: September 02, 2010, 05:44:56 PM »

My wife rang me at work. She said, "Two packages arrived today. The first was your Playstation 3 and the second is the new Rampant Rabbit vibrator we ordered. I can't wait for you to get home and play with me for hours."

I said, "You'll be f***ing lucky... I only ordered one controller."
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« Reply #321 on: September 02, 2010, 07:52:59 PM »

A Scotsman, Englishman, and Irishman walk into a bar.

The barman says, "You're out of order!"

But that's the right order isn't it?
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« Reply #322 on: September 02, 2010, 08:02:01 PM »

A Scotsman, Englishman, and Irishman walk into a bar.

The barman says, "You're out of order!"

But that's the right order isn't it?

Eng/Ire/Sco imo
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« Reply #323 on: September 02, 2010, 08:14:47 PM »

A Scotsman, Englishman, and Irishman walk into a bar.

The barman says, "You're out of order!"

But that's the right order isn't it?

Eng/Ire/Sco imo

Sco/Eng/Ire here
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« Reply #324 on: September 02, 2010, 08:30:01 PM »

A Scotsman, Englishman, and Irishman walk into a bar.

The barman says, "You're out of order!"

But that's the right order isn't it?

Eng/Ire/Sco imo

Sco/Eng/Ire here

That just dosent roll off the tongue here in the Emerald Isle
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« Reply #325 on: September 02, 2010, 11:42:52 PM »

Sports news just in...

Pakistan beaten by England by 5 wickets at Cardiff next Sunday.
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« Reply #326 on: September 03, 2010, 12:13:32 AM »

according to my little black book it's deffo eng/ire/sco.  insignificant sample size tho.
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« Reply #327 on: September 03, 2010, 08:21:05 AM »

A Scotsman, Englishman, and Irishman walk into a bar.

The barman says, "You're out of order!"

But that's the right order isn't it?

Eng/Ire/Sco imo

Sco/Eng/Ire here

Scots always come last
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« Reply #328 on: September 03, 2010, 08:23:59 AM »

according to my little black book it's deffo eng/ire/sco.  insignificant sample size tho.

Wow, you have your black book in order of nationality?
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« Reply #329 on: September 03, 2010, 08:49:58 AM »

according to my little black book it's deffo eng/ire/sco.  insignificant sample size tho.

Wow, you have your black book in order of nationality?

Lol.
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