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« Reply #720 on: November 08, 2011, 09:02:44 AM »

A recent survey found 1 in 3 women are just as stupid as the other 2.
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« Reply #721 on: November 08, 2011, 09:19:12 AM »

A recent survey found 1 in 3 women are just as stupid as the other 2.

I lolled.
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« Reply #722 on: November 08, 2011, 10:07:52 AM »

A recent survey found 1 in 3 women are just as stupid as the other 2.

I lolled.

me too, but i felt a bit sexist doing it.
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« Reply #723 on: November 08, 2011, 10:09:50 AM »

6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy
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« Reply #724 on: November 08, 2011, 12:46:58 PM »

6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy

Normally at least one of them is feeling grumpy.

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« Reply #725 on: November 08, 2011, 12:47:38 PM »

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« Reply #726 on: November 09, 2011, 01:50:53 PM »

After the release of Call of duty modern warfare, Afghanistan have released their own copy.

They call it The Sims
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« Reply #727 on: November 09, 2011, 10:26:57 PM »

A recent survey found 1 in 3 women are just as stupid as the other 2.

Class
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« Reply #728 on: November 09, 2011, 10:28:24 PM »

Well maybe not classy...but had  me laughing   wp   Smiley
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« Reply #729 on: November 10, 2011, 08:00:34 AM »

What has two wings and a halo?





A Chinese telephone.
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« Reply #730 on: November 10, 2011, 08:27:47 AM »

What has two wings and a halo?





A Chinese telephone.

 
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« Reply #731 on: November 10, 2011, 08:39:28 AM »

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Don't encourage him ffs!  Pretend you're at the zoo and there's a sign saying 'Please Don't Feed the Animals.'  He's the giraffe. 
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« Reply #732 on: November 10, 2011, 08:42:33 AM »

What has two wings and a halo?





A Chinese telephone.

 

Don't encourage him ffs!  Pretend you're at the zoo and there's a sign saying 'Please Don't Feed the Animals.'  He's the giraffe. 

Calling me a giraffe really hurts! Brings back awful memories of when I was younger as my nickname was "The Giraffe".

something to do with me being a pain in the neck.
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« Reply #733 on: November 10, 2011, 04:24:04 PM »

What has two wings and a halo?





A Chinese telephone.

 
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« Reply #734 on: November 10, 2011, 10:32:34 PM »

Someone asked me what I know about dwarves, I said "Very little"
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