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« Reply #735 on: November 11, 2011, 02:17:49 AM » |
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Someone asked me what I know about dwarves, I said "Very little"
you should never befriend an illiterate dwarf, it's not big and it's not clever |
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« Reply #736 on: November 13, 2011, 08:48:19 PM » |
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I bought a new guard dog yesterday.
It's useless, it lets anybody in.
Fucking UK border collie.
Sandy
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« Reply #737 on: November 13, 2011, 08:49:40 PM » |
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I bought a new guard dog yesterday.
It's useless, it lets anybody in.
Fucking UK border collie.
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« Reply #738 on: November 16, 2011, 12:09:43 PM » |
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The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.
"I love you!" she said, then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing blow job ever....
Which is odd because she's never shown an interest in darts before.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #739 on: November 16, 2011, 05:47:58 PM » |
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I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe.
I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe.
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #740 on: November 16, 2011, 05:49:54 PM » |
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I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe.
I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe.
Dangling participles ftw. |
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« Reply #741 on: November 24, 2011, 02:57:09 PM » |
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Went to the doctor the other day due to my chronic fear of giants.
He said; Ah, you're suffering from Feefiphobia
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Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
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« Reply #742 on: November 24, 2011, 09:23:01 PM » |
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Went to the doctor the other day due to my chronic fear of giants.
He said; Ah, you're suffering from Feefiphobia
I hate to say this Boldie but that's below par for a Boldie joke. |
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #743 on: November 24, 2011, 10:04:04 PM » |
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Went to the doctor the other day due to my chronic fear of giants.
He said; Ah, you're suffering from Feefiphobia
I hate to say this Boldie but that's below par for a Boldie joke. my 7 year old niece liked it |
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".....and then I spent 2 hours talking with Stu which blew my mind.........."
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« Reply #744 on: November 24, 2011, 11:34:48 PM » |
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Ive just bought some of that 007 viagra....
It makes you roger more!!
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Take on Tikay February League Winner 2011
Rastafish throws himself headfirst into the railbirds, arms outstretched but the sea of bodies parts and Rastafish misses and crashes through the barrier on all fours.
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« Reply #745 on: November 24, 2011, 11:38:21 PM » |
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Ive just bought some of that 007 viagra....
It makes you roger more!!
I lolled. |
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Try to be the person your dog thinks you are.
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« Reply #746 on: November 25, 2011, 09:12:37 AM » |
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Went to the doctor the other day due to my chronic fear of giants.
He said; Ah, you're suffering from Feefiphobia
I hate to say this Boldie but that's below par for a Boldie joke. my 7 year old niece liked it And, to be fair, that is ussually my level when it comes to jokes  |
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« Reply #747 on: November 27, 2011, 11:07:01 AM » |
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Went to the doctor the other day due to my chronic fear of giants.
He said; Ah, you're suffering from Feefiphobia
I hate to say this Boldie but that's below par for a Boldie joke. my 7 year old niece liked it And, to be fair, that is ussually my level when it comes to jokes bit harsh my friend  Don't let people bully you just because of your stature. I was badly bullied at school, but I stood up to them and said 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' From then on, it was sticks and stones all the way. |
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When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me i didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.
J Lennon
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« Reply #748 on: November 29, 2011, 09:43:40 PM » |
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Get your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
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Try to be the person your dog thinks you are.
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« Reply #749 on: November 29, 2011, 09:48:14 PM » |
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Get your taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.
Chuckled and woke Joo up. (Snoozing in the chair as usual) |
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Retired..... Not my problem anymore.
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