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« Reply #15 on: August 10, 2009, 04:42:04 PM »

lol @ thinking this is funny. This is from that "balls of steel" shit show on Ch4, filled with people who genuinely have no sense of humour. The show is aimed at the intellectually challenged. Pranks of the lowest order.

I assume the conversation at Ch4 went something like this;

TV Exec; "That Punked show on MTV is rather popular at the moment, we should have a show where people do outlandish pranks on celebs like that"
Other TV exec; "Yeah, that's a great idea! He sets up these really elaborate pranks on people, it's superb..they never see it coming!"
CEO of Network "Fuck that, we don't have the money to set up eleborate pranks...the BBC won't even give us more of the license fee for god's sake...stingy fecking bastards...I blame that Dicky Attenbrough fella. Who the fuck wants the look at nature programs...unless you're cutting animals open, noone gives a shit"

Tea lady "Well, I saw someone spout water into someone's face ones..that was quite funny....I was 5, mind"

CEO of Network; "FUCK me, she's got it! That's hilarious and cheap!" Points to TV Exec "YOU'RE FIRED! Why can't you come up with good ideas like this? Back to the cleaning the canteen with you!". Points to tea lady; "You!..you're now on 80k a year...keep these brillaint ideas coming!"



That roughly is how they came up with the show.

Just don't watch television. Works for me.
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« Reply #16 on: August 10, 2009, 06:33:27 PM »

lol @ thinking this is funny. This is from that "balls of steel" shit show on Ch4, filled with people who genuinely have no sense of humour. The show is aimed at the intellectually challenged. Pranks of the lowest order.

I assume the conversation at Ch4 went something like this;

TV Exec; "That Punked show on MTV is rather popular at the moment, we should have a show where people do outlandish pranks on celebs like that"
Other TV exec; "Yeah, that's a great idea! He sets up these really elaborate pranks on people, it's superb..they never see it coming!"
CEO of Network "Fuck that, we don't have the money to set up eleborate pranks...the BBC won't even give us more of the license fee for god's sake...stingy fecking bastards...I blame that Dicky Attenbrough fella. Who the fuck wants the look at nature programs...unless you're cutting animals open, noone gives a shit"

Tea lady "Well, I saw someone spout water into someone's face ones..that was quite funny....I was 5, mind"

CEO of Network; "FUCK me, she's got it! That's hilarious and cheap!" Points to TV Exec "YOU'RE FIRED! Why can't you come up with good ideas like this? Back to the cleaning the canteen with you!". Points to tea lady; "You!..you're now on 80k a year...keep these brillaint ideas coming!"



That roughly is how they came up with the show.

Just don't watch television. Works for me.

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« Reply #17 on: August 10, 2009, 07:38:51 PM »

lol @ thinking this is funny. This is from that "balls of steel" shit show on Ch4, filled with people who genuinely have no sense of humour. The show is aimed at the intellectually challenged. Pranks of the lowest order.

I assume the conversation at Ch4 went something like this;

TV Exec; "That Punked show on MTV is rather popular at the moment, we should have a show where people do outlandish pranks on celebs like that"
Other TV exec; "Yeah, that's a great idea! He sets up these really elaborate pranks on people, it's superb..they never see it coming!"
CEO of Network "Fuck that, we don't have the money to set up eleborate pranks...the BBC won't even give us more of the license fee for god's sake...stingy fecking bastards...I blame that Dicky Attenbrough fella. Who the fuck wants the look at nature programs...unless you're cutting animals open, noone gives a shit"

Tea lady "Well, I saw someone spout water into someone's face ones..that was quite funny....I was 5, mind"

CEO of Network; "FUCK me, she's got it! That's hilarious and cheap!" Points to TV Exec "YOU'RE FIRED! Why can't you come up with good ideas like this? Back to the cleaning the canteen with you!". Points to tea lady; "You!..you're now on 80k a year...keep these brillaint ideas coming!"



That roughly is how they came up with the show.
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« Reply #18 on: August 10, 2009, 10:39:13 PM »

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« Reply #19 on: August 10, 2009, 10:40:03 PM »

FYT
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« Reply #20 on: August 10, 2009, 10:56:14 PM »

FYT


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« Reply #21 on: August 10, 2009, 10:58:21 PM »

lol @ thinking this is funny. This is from that "balls of steel" shit show on Ch4, filled with people who genuinely have no sense of humour. The show is aimed at the intellectually challenged. Pranks of the lowest order.

I assume the conversation at Ch4 went something like this;

TV Exec; "That Punked show on MTV is rather popular at the moment, we should have a show where people do outlandish pranks on celebs like that"
Other TV exec; "Yeah, that's a great idea! He sets up these really elaborate pranks on people, it's superb..they never see it coming!"
CEO of Network "Fuck that, we don't have the money to set up eleborate pranks...the BBC won't even give us more of the license fee for god's sake...stingy fecking bastards...I blame that Dicky Attenbrough fella. Who the fuck wants the look at nature programs...unless you're cutting animals open, noone gives a shit"

Tea lady "Well, I saw someone spout water into someone's face ones..that was quite funny....I was 5, mind"

CEO of Network; "FUCK me, she's got it! That's hilarious and cheap!" Points to TV Exec "YOU'RE FIRED! Why can't you come up with good ideas like this? Back to the cleaning the canteen with you!". Points to tea lady; "You!..you're now on 80k a year...keep these brillaint ideas coming!"



That roughly is how they came up with the show.

Just don't watch television. Works for me.

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