where's SofaKing?

hi all yes its true i am back for good.,..,just like westlifes song.,.,.,.,

quick update,.,.internet installer shit been going on so no full internet till today,.,
been back in cardiff a while and also been back to cyprus for a week too.,.withdrawl symptoms.,.,.,
had a few cypriots come to stay this week..what a show up that was.,..,quick story/./.
if you ever been to cyprus or eastern europe i think you all know that strip clubs and parlours a pretty cool places
not that i am unfaithfull to mrs sofa,but its nice to have your eyes opened now and again to see what your missing,.,(fuk she better not read this)
anyways on my recent adventures to cyprus i have fallen in with these cypriot car dealers.,.big cars.,.,big boats..,.,big wallets etc.,.,
they been taking me and a few of my mates out to some swanky places in cyprus and showing us the sights of some of the best looking girls in the world,,,.russians,,.croatians.,.,brazzilians etc.,.,.,

so when they decide to come to cardiff.,.,i think fook me.,.,.they want me to show them the sights.,.,here.,.,in cardiff.,.,.,
so off we go for a few beers at cardiff bay quite modern and trendy...,
then take then to one of my fav restaurants in the uk.,.,.,i know the owner and his sons here so expecting to look cool and them all coming upto me infront of these big guns.,.,.i then realise it has been taken over by someone i dont know.,.hence resulting me looking a ***** asking for martinez the owner.,.,with a polish guy telling me he sold up 18 months ago etc.,.,making me look silly,.,.
we then sit down to eat and the food was shite.,.,.,with me ending up having a row with the head waiter telling him that he would be better off flipping burgers.,.,in cyprus im sure my mates would have had him skinned alive then toasted on a bbq.,.,.,
we then go for a few beers then the guys want girls..,.,well fook me i have never seen so many ugly girls in my life.,..,i have 2 friends who own such places.,.,met them while paying poker a while back.,.,yes james come down we will look after your friends.,.,they one cypriot ended up with the ugliest mouthyiest bird i have ever seen.,.,.,just goes to show.,.,the euro is stronger than the pound..,.,.,

next time i will be more prepaired,,..,.i will ship some girls from.,.russia for them..thats if they ever come back .,.,hahahha.,.,.,but all in all they had a good laugh about it all.,.,.,.,

be back on soon now i am online.,.,.,