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« Reply #240 on: September 17, 2009, 11:46:34 AM » |
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« Reply #241 on: September 17, 2009, 11:51:52 AM » |
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what if you really really need a shit?
you'll shit yourself and sue Derren for some new trousers (unless, like me, you watch telly naked and then you sue him for a new sofa) |
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« Reply #242 on: September 17, 2009, 11:58:51 AM » |
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what if you really really need a shit?
you'll shit yourself and sue Derren for some new trousers (unless, like me, you watch telly naked and then you sue him for a new sofa) what about if you wasnt even watching derren brown at the time? |
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« Reply #243 on: September 17, 2009, 10:25:30 PM » |
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This Friday at 9pm on Channel 4, Derren Brown is supposedly performing a mind control exercise that will keep the nation glued to their seats for the duration of the programme.
Just for a laugh, I'm going to put my chip pan on at about 8:59 and then leave it for an hour.
Derren, if you're reading this, you better have some bloody good lawyers.
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« Reply #244 on: September 18, 2009, 05:52:50 PM » |
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i'm getting excited now
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« Reply #245 on: September 18, 2009, 05:55:54 PM » |
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I'm actually sitting down already in anticipation
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« Reply #246 on: September 18, 2009, 06:00:11 PM » |
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I'm actually sitting down already in anticipation
How many cans of stella will you have had by 9, as I reckon Derren might stand a chance with you. |
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« Reply #247 on: September 18, 2009, 06:24:24 PM » |
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« Reply #248 on: September 18, 2009, 06:26:49 PM » |
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« Reply #249 on: September 18, 2009, 07:07:31 PM » |
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whats happening!? dont fancy going back through the thread so if you could kindly fill me in bolt!
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« Reply #250 on: September 18, 2009, 07:12:25 PM » |
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something about he's gonna make people stuck to their chair whilst the programs on.
could be good for burgling, i'll see how i feel later
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« Reply #251 on: September 18, 2009, 09:04:18 PM » |
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I hope this works
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« Reply #252 on: September 18, 2009, 09:05:54 PM » |
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I'm sky plussing it to watch later. do you think the magic will still work if I'm not watching it live?
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« Reply #253 on: September 18, 2009, 09:06:58 PM » |
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I'm sky plussing it to watch later. do you think the magic will still work if I'm not watching it live?
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« Reply #254 on: September 18, 2009, 09:14:41 PM » |
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I was thinking of watching it on channel 4+1 so I could check on the news first if anyone died
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