god dam it and then some

[satcom]

i was just playing the 10k in vc.....had built up a nice stack just after the end of rebuys and wa sat in 3rd place with 30k....i then get the 3 most amazing hands i ever had i think.....i get AA raise to 2k 1 person goes over the top all in bout 7k i call....he got    great thinks me flop  ....oh well could have been worse ......then next hand i get dealt AA raise 3k and same guy goes over the top all in...i call like a flash he has    flop  .....oh fantastic thinks me...by this stage the cat has wisely run off..can it get any worse thinks i....next hand i get  theres been some betting b4 me so i go all in every1 folds except the guy whos raped me 2 previous hands..this time he got  As  ...flop  ............i could have been sick.........this is not a moan....just thought ud all enjoy my misery.....would love to hear of any simular from u guys.....anyway im off to find some rope

[snoopy1239]

That's £1.50 in the Blonde Bad Beat fund. 50p each.

Come along, pay up! 

Although we may offer discount for beats that bad.

[snoopy1239]

I did see this hand online the other day.

Two players all in.

 As v 

Board came  Ah

Split pot.

Very bizarre. Not often that confontation ends up with both players playing the board.

[Robert HM]

That's £1.50 in the Blonde Bad Beat fund. 50p each.

Come along, pay up! 

Although we may offer discount for beats that bad.

Go snppoy, make it £1.40, he's bulk shopping

[thetank]

These hands were consecutive?

[M3boy]

Playing the $12k tonight on VC, down to around 35 people, and this happens.

BE WARNED, NOT A BAD BEAT STORY - as I have kicked myself for making the all in move - VERY VERY BAD play by me and I know it

Lots of limpers, I have 44 on the SB and limp in as well

Flop 3 4 7

I make a 3/4 the pot bet and the BB raises to 2 xPot

Folds to another guy who re raises him the pot

I move all in (MY MISTAKE!!! WHAT THE HELL DID I THINK I WAS UP AGAINST?!?!?!?)

They both call

The BB had 5 6

Other guy had 77

[Nem]

vul, did the straight hold up?

[M3boy]

yes it did, but was VERY bad of me. I should of folded after my initial bet was re re raised!!

[thetank]

Here's a suggestion for Snoopy's bad beat hotline.

To keep 'em on the phone for longer have one of those annoying automated menus..

"If you have been outdrawn holding Aces or Kings, press 1.
To whinge about being counterfeited, press 2.
To tell about a monster laydown that you never made, press 3.
To boast about a monster laydown that you did make, press 4.
To buy a new computer because you've thrown it out your 3rd floor window, press 5..."
 

[snoopy1239]

Here's a suggestion for Snoopy's bad beat hotline.

To keep 'em on the phone for longer have one of those annoying automated menus..

"If you have been outdrawn holding Aces or Kings, press 1.
To whinge about being counterfeited, press 2.
To tell about a monster laydown that you never made, press 3.
To boast about a monster laydown that you did make, press 4.
To buy a new computer because you've thrown it out your 3rd floor window, press 5..."
 

The most popular one would have to be at the end so we can keep em on for longer.

Are u after a job or something?

[thetank]

The most popular one would have to be at the end so we can keep em on for longer.

Are u after a job or something?

Can't believe I missed that. Option 1 should be option 5. Snoopy's thought this through.

Totally after a job yeah, you'd have to pay me more than what I got working for Gay Chat though.

[snoopy1239]

The most popular one would have to be at the end so we can keep em on for longer.

Are u after a job or something?

Can't believe I missed that. Option 1 should be option 5. Snoopy's thought this through.

Totally after a job yeah, you'd have to pay me more than what I got working for Gay Chat though.

 

[satcom]

oh yes tank they was 3hands on the bounce 

[lazaroonie]

Tank is it true you used to work on a sex chat line in aberdeen, but got sacked because you couldnt do the sheep noises well enough ?

  

[Newmanseye]

Tank is it true you used to work on a sex chat line in aberdeen, but got sacked because you couldnt do the sheep noises well enough ?

  

Well I know thats not true, his sheep noises are something to be savoured, especially when..... erm oh i mean,