Part 1 - "I used to get into fights when I was a teenager, maybe a couple since ..."
It must have been embarassing getting put on his arse by Abigail from Hendon Girls Sixth Form College .....
Why on earth do some of these lads try to act, and sound, like they're a bit 'street' and from some dodgy area of Norf/Sarf Lunun?
It's fairly obvious that the likes of Schwartz and Marty Feldman are more likely to be from those 'dangerous ghettoes' of Hampstead, or Golder's Green, and Daddy's probably a stockbroker, and Mummy's the local magistrate ...... true Urban(e) Gangstas!
so true, especially when you consider his "heritage".