G Casino Luton 2009 blondeite league

[the sicilian]

lodged mine in triplicate at noon

[Drain Alien]

Yup, as expected. Chomps has asked for a 147 way chop.

sigh.....

Deano,
I guess you have already checked the small-print in the contract in relation to this arrangement (presumably you had a formal legal contract yeah?)
Anything in there in relation to chops/deals involving more than 100 players?

[the sicilian]

Yup, as expected. Chomps has asked for a 147 way chop.

sigh.....

Deano,
I guess you have already checked the small-print in the contract in relation to this arrangement (presumably you had a formal legal contract yeah?)
Anything in there in relation to chops/deals involving more than 100 players?

Everything in the Fens where Chompy resides is agreed by spitting on ur palm...

[Drain Alien]

So what news from the G.....?

[Rockstar]

Did you get hold of Chompys Moblie Mr.Alien?

[Rookie (Rodney)]

NYD is a 1 Day event right?

[tikay]

NYD is a 1 Day event right?

Yup.

In your case, probs a lot less.

[the sicilian]

Report from chompy   77 left..him just above avg..avg is 12bb lol

[Rockstar]

Now if there's a smile upon my face
It's only there trying to fool the public
But when it comes down to fooling you
Now honey that's quite a different subject
But don't let my glad expression
Give you the wrong impression
Really I'm sad, Oh I'm sadder than sad
You're gone and I'm hurtin' so bad
Like a clown I appear to be glad ooh yeah

May the best man win.......

[Xpressman]

Bottom Three for me I'm Afraid .........Went out 85th i think , hand Dead most of the Tourney- Chompy had a reasonably decent stack as i departed - Big Field and a real surprise Large Turnout-  Happy New year to all you Blondes.........

Xpressman x

[the sicilian]

It has come to pass..it went to the wire...I will let the Chompmeister inform u of the Clown stakes finale...

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Alex                 32     6    1    1    4       128      4.00
Celtic               68     3    1    4    9       158      2.323
Snatiramas           60     2    3    1    11      139      2.317
Tightend             59     2    2    2    14      133      2.25
Gamblor              30     2    0    2    3       64       2.13
Lucky                82     4    1    1    15      154      1.88
Winkie               25     0    1    1    6       47       1.88
Nirvana              100    4    4    1    14      178      1.78
Sir Donksalot        84     6    2    0    6       143      1.70
Simon G              45     1    1    1    8       76       1.69
Holdorfold           31     1    1    1    3       50       1.61
Chompy               86     3    2    1    12      138      1.60
Tikay                51     1    1    2    6       79       1.55
Pelham Boy           26     0    1    1    4       35       1.35
Dingdell             27     0    0    1    4       34       1.31
China Mug            143    3    3    1    15      176      1.23
________________________________________________________________
Xpressman            46     0    1    0    5       46       1.00
Claw                 43     0    0    1    5       39       0.91
Jeff Buftybarger     29     1    0    0    1       22       0.76

Updated up to and including Wed 30 December

December results
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Alex TFOP            1    1    1    0       35
Holdorfold           0    1    1    1       27
China Mug            0    0    1    2       21
Xpressman            0    1    0    1       19
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
J-Buff               1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    0    1    0       8
Snatiramas           0    0    0    1       6
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       4
Tikay                0    0    0    1       3

Plenty of leaguers there tonight desperate for points, including Tighty, who turned in a 'surprise' appearance.
But no good for any of those with something left to play for.
It's as you were for second, with Celtic out early, and Snat and Tighty following suit before the cash was made.
There was some delightful symmetry about my exit, with that useless farking QQ no good in a three-way all-in coup v JJ and 10 10. For the fourth time in eight donkaments jacks beat me.
Sigh. WP Sir Donkeys. Fair play for taking the bet when in a hopeless position and WP for that mid-season heater. You is still tez though obv.
Not sure I can make it on New Year's Day at the moment. Got to wash my hair and the dog ate my car keys.

China Mug, who knocked me out, and Ding, are still in...
Thomas can nick player of the month with third or better.
More in the morning...

[TightEnd]

I just went 28th, so can confirm celtic for second

insane comp with 153 runners on that structure, 3 tables left 4k-8k blinds average 40k lol. Didn't get the required binkage to bring it home but gave it a good go. Just a shame I have had to give the place a miss recently




More tomorrow but comedy hand of the night

Unimaginative raises level 1, doddery old chap flat calls in big blind. Looks like a complete beginner from the way he handles his chips and cards

flop A-J-8 Doddery Noddery bets 100 into a 700 pot, called by Unimaginative

turn 6 Noddery Doddery  bets 100, and calls Unimaginative's raise

river J. Saga boy checks, Unimaginative bets for value with 6-6 for a nice rivered house

Doddery immediately flat calls with

J-J


Amidst much stifled giggling the player says about 90 seconds later "I had Quads? Wasn't the river a Queen?"

[TightEnd]

On a board of

A-8-6-Q-7

Cocky lad bets all streets and 1000 on the river into Unimaginative and says "make it what you like, I'm calling"

After dwellage maximus Unimaginative shoves for his 10,000, called quicker than a quick thing by Mr Cocky for 95% of his stack

Unimaginative flips 10-9 declaring "nuts" having rivered his double belly buster

Opponent declares "$%^$%$ I had the nuts apart from that"

Table sizes up the board.....

"Oh, 9-5. Unlucky"

"No 8-7" he replies

[the sicilian]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Alex                 32     6    1    1    4       128      4.00
Celtic               68     3    1    4    9       158      2.323
Snatiramas           60     2    3    1    11      139      2.317
Tightend             59     2    2    2    14      133      2.25
Gamblor              30     2    0    2    3       64       2.13
Lucky                82     4    1    1    15      154      1.88
Winkie               25     0    1    1    6       47       1.88
Nirvana              100    4    4    1    14      178      1.78
Sir Donksalot        84     6    2    0    6       143      1.70
Simon G              45     1    1    1    8       76       1.69
Holdorfold           31     1    1    1    3       50       1.61
Chompy               86     3    2    1    12      138      1.60
Tikay                51     1    1    2    6       79       1.55
Pelham Boy           26     0    1    1    4       35       1.35
Dingdell             27     0    0    1    4       34       1.31
China Mug            143    3    3    1    15      176      1.23
________________________________________________________________
Xpressman            46     0    1    0    5       46       1.00
Claw                 43     0    0    1    5       39       0.91
Jeff Buftybarger     29     1    0    0    1       22       0.76

Updated up to and including Wed 30 December

December results
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Alex TFOP            1    1    1    0       35
Holdorfold           0    1    1    1       27
China Mug            0    0    1    2       21
Xpressman            0    1    0    1       19
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
J-Buff               1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    0    1    0       8
Snatiramas           0    0    0    1       6
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       4
Tikay                0    0    0    1       3

Plenty of leaguers there tonight desperate for points, including Tighty, who turned in a 'surprise' appearance.
But no good for any of those with something left to play for.
It's as you were for second, with Celtic out early, and Snat and Tighty following suit before the cash was made.
There was some delightful symmetry about my exit, with that useless farking QQ no good in a three-way all-in coup v JJ and 10 10. For the fourth time in eight donkaments jacks beat me.
Sigh. WP Sir Donkeys. Fair play for taking the bet when in a hopeless position and WP for that mid-season heater. You is still tez though obv.
Not sure I can make it on New Year's Day at the moment. Got to wash my hair and the dog ate my car keys.

China Mug, who knocked me out, and Ding, are still in...
Thomas can nick player of the month with third or better.
More in the morning...

GG Sir..Out of respect for a fellow warrior felled  in the final epic battle.... I won't gloat..

Until Tomorrow.........