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Horneris
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« on: November 23, 2009, 01:59:38 AM » |
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As most of you know earlier this year I left my job at skybet to become a professional gambler. When I first left my job I thought poker would be my main source of income and for the first few weeks whilst in vegas I was playing almost everyday with moderate success. After WSOP dissapointments I made a decision to focus my efforts into my first love - sports betting.
Upon returning to the UK I have made our flat into a sports bettors paradise installing a 42" hdtv with Skysports, ESPN and most importantly Racing UK. These improvements have vastly improved my edge and anyone who has followed my tips closely will tell you so have my results. So much so I am now looking for an apprentice to come and work for me.
What will be expected from the apprentice:
[X] Collect the racing post and other media in the morning
[X] Initial research to be brought to mid morning meeting
[X] Placing of bets - Push-Bike will be supplied
[X] General Assistance
I am also looking for the following attributes:
[X] Hardworking
[X] Good with numbers
[X] Trustworthy*
[X] General Shrewdness**
What I will offer:
[X] A chance to come thrive in a professional environment
[X] One on one lessons on how to find the value
[X] A set wage as well as performance related bonuses
[X] Accomodation if required
The successful applicant will be expected to sign a contract on acceptance of the position in order to protect myself and my systems.
Good Luck Applicants!!
*Nicky Evans need not apply
**Scottish Dave need not apply
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The Camel
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« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2009, 02:06:31 AM » |
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LOL
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Congratulations to the 2012 League Champion - Stapleton Atheists
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vegaslover
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« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2009, 02:07:31 AM » |
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Job for chiprich surely!!
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ChipRich
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« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2009, 02:11:49 AM » |
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Job for chiprich surely!!
LOL, sure is. I get the tips anyway.  |
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Longy
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« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2009, 02:17:54 AM » |
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Job for chiprich surely!!
This. Though Horneris will probably spite reject his application. |
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Ironside
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« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2009, 02:27:15 AM » |
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ok who hack horneris account he doesnt know how to do funny
but on the off chance can i apply obvs advantage i dont need a bike
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I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul.
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ChipRich
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« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2009, 02:38:06 AM » |
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ok who hack horneris account he doesnt know how to do funny
but on the off chance can i apply obvs advantage i dont need a bike
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action man
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« Reply #7 on: November 23, 2009, 02:39:02 AM » |
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ok who hack horneris account he doesnt know how to do funny
but on the off chance can i apply obvs advantage i dont need a bike
wtf, he's probably the funniest guy alive. |
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2009, 09:36:22 AM » |
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ok who hack horneris account he doesnt know how to do funny
but on the off chance can i apply obvs advantage i dont need a bike
wtf, he's probably the funniest guy alive. THIS. I pmsl every time the guy breathes near the forum. Absolutely rolling about at the asterisks. |
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2009, 09:39:06 AM » |
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what's the Nicky Evans story?
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TheChipPrince
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2009, 10:03:59 AM » |
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The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.
RIP- TheChipPrince - $17,165
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Girgy85
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2009, 10:22:16 AM » |
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I think ive just found my ideal job! Im your man BH!!
Any accom provided?
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Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
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Ironside
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2009, 10:24:08 AM » |
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I think ive just found my ideal job! Im your man BH!!
Any accom provided?
oi hands off my job + you wouldnt fit on the bike |
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I am the master of my fate
I am the captain of my soul.
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marcin123
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2009, 10:43:19 AM » |
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wow dream job...
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Girgy85
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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2009, 10:44:27 AM » |
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I think ive just found my ideal job! Im your man BH!!
Any accom provided?
oi hands off my job + you wouldnt fit on the bike Id run! |
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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