Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Lucky]

saver points for 6th please.

Nirvana will be along later to inform you of the schooling he got.

Pizzled will be along later to tell you how I ran my jacks into his tens.

Dulux will be along later with his final placing also.

Jeff B has paid me appearance money to keep his dream team alive.

Played 1 for January.

I have Nirvana, Pizzled & Dulux in my team - it sounds like I may have scored a few points at last.

[Drain Alien]

Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad Alan!
;-)

[Lucky]

Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad Alan!
;-)

So, who let me down then ?

[the sicilian]

An interesting night... if i get time i may impart scarf driven high jinx and more binkage than Luton has seen in a long time....but seeing as most of my dream team have gone on the missing list its up to me to get scorage on the board..official 4th please..

[ ] I was surprised to come last in the 4 way chop turnover.....

[Drain Alien]

Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad Alan!
;-)

So, who let me down then ?

Well I saw Mr Vino Rouge strutting through the cardroom uttering something about a slow roll?

[nirvana]

Galloway played good - thats the most I can bring myself to say

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Luther               0      2    0    1    5       75       75
Pizzled              0      1    0    0    1       21       21
2Tight               0      1    0    0    0       21       21
Ericredkite          0      0    0    1    0       15       15
British Gas          0      0    0    0    1       12       12
W4SP                 0      0    0    0    1       11       11
Xpressman            0      0    0    1    0       9        9
Sir Donksalot        0      0    0    0    1       7        7
Simon G              1      0    0    0    1       5        5
Greg Sighmuns        5      1    0    0    1       23       4.6 *
Jonnyplum            7      0    0    1    2       29       4.14
Unimaginative        11     2    0    1    0       36       3.27
Drain Alien          7      0    0    0    2       14       2.00
Holdyfoldy           6      0    0    0    1       10       1.67 *
Rockstar             14     0    1    0    1       17       1.21 *
China Mug            20     0    0    0    3       18       0.90
Evil Edna            15     0    0    1    0       9        0.60
Alex                 0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Celtic               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Scotty               0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pokermuppet          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Ropey Flush          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
The Baron            0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Free Rollin          0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Jeff Buftybarger     0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Lucky                0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Gamblor              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Nirvana              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Winkie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Inthebelly           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tikay                4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Handsome Paul        4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Chompy               6      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Thu 28 Jan

Thursday night at the G is d'bollocks these days, even though I'm dead money obv.
Loved my first table last night. I was defo in with the oldish bird to my right and everything was perfectly set when I got moved ffs. Knew where I was with all of them, except the bloody Flaumster, who has to be in EVERY pot I play, and was two to my left, acting out of turn more often than in turn.
Anyway, 15pts to Pizzled, 7pts to scarf boy and 5pts to the lesser-spotted Galloway, amusingly called a 'slow-rolling wanker' at volume 11 by Vino Snitchio after saying he'd give his short-stack 'a spin' with ace-queen.

[Chompy]

OK remaining random league donks, it's time to start collating how many tournaments you played this month and get that figure posted imo.

[luther101]

Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad Alan!
;-)

So, who let me down then ?

Well I saw Mr Vino Rouge strutting through the cardroom uttering something about a slow roll?

More like   .....       slow brain!

Dear, oh dear - I have a few days off from the G to massage a female's ego (who shall remain knickerless), and the whole m/board's gone giddy claiming point's scoreage      ......         with the (un)notable exception of a certain Fenland Fred.

I'll probs show up for the Afterlunch 8k Grind tomorrow to dash the hopes of the 'League's Nether Regioners'.

[Lucky]

Galloway played good - thats the most I can bring myself to say

Keep reading the books Glenn !

[Simon Galloway]

Galloway played good - thats the most I can bring myself to say

I can feel the pain as you type...

[Simon Galloway]

Galloway played good - thats the most I can bring myself to say

Keep reading the books Glenn !

It all went wrong when he started reading the books imo... used to be a clueless fearless individual never aware afraid of the imminent danger that his chips would encounter.  I blame the PHA board.  It's ruined the man.

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               147
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             101
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                101
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   82
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      69
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       52
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         40
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          37
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              33
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   30
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       30
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   28
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    27
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         26
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    25
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     19
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     13
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                12
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               11
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       9
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    9
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        7
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      7

At £5m and £4m respectively, MDD and Nirvana are proving to be a complete waste of money. Shambles.
Conversely, freshly-trimmed Pizzled fans are celebrating this morning as their man netted a whopping 15pts in what is fast becoming the tournament of the week.
Sporting some absurd fashion bought by his mum for his birthday earlier in the week, Sir Donksalot also cashed for 7pts, along with that lucky flucker Athy (6pts) and one of Jeff B's 'Prime Beef' boys, Simon G (5pts).

Everyone's list has now scored at least a few points, wiiiiiii

[nirvana]

Galloway played good - thats the most I can bring myself to say

Keep reading the books Glenn !

It all went wrong when he started reading the books imo... used to be a clueless fearless individual never aware afraid of the imminent danger that his chips would encounter.  I blame the PHA board.  It's ruined the man.

lol, enough already - i'll have another go tonight and if I dont think I can emulate the phoenix like, rise of the Sicilian last year you can have my resignation in the morning. And well done on the major cash, super effort :-)

[Lucky]

No resignations or substitutions are allowed.  Your team neeeds you !

I have nil points myself this season, so the only way is up!