Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[HOLDorFOLD]

Quote of the night came from tattoo man. Holdyfoldy went all in for around 18k with the blinds at 2k-4k from earlyish position. RD says "I don't fink you can be that strong coz you went all in and didn't like just raise or summink. Go on, I'll give you a spin (ace-jack)." Holdy's jacks hold up. Of course he goes on to finish second.

I replied "well call then" and he hummed and hahhed for a bit then called and said "oh, I didnt think you were that strong innit".

When we were down to the last 4 and 3 he repeated "all in" and then asked for a count on every one of my all in shoves, and each time he said "I know I'm ahead but I should fold".

James pulled him up saying that he should be carefrul repeating the words 'all-in' everytime I shoved because it could be made to stand as a verbal declaration of action.

My exit hand   AA v tatto man's 44 which he obv binked a four on the river "innit".


@ Drainy - you could be accused of more embarressing things with this lot - just thank your lucky stars Larfin Loofah hasnt chipped in yet 

@ Prewie - Bad bad boy!  See me after class!

[Lucky]

Place your bets now...

1.  Tighty by KO: Evens
2    Drainy by KO: 8/1
3   Tighty on points: 100/1
4   Drainy on points: 7/4

£5,000 on 1 at evens please
£1,111.11 on 2 at 8-1 please
£99.01 on 3 at 100-1 please
£3,636.36 on 4 at 7-4 please

Total stake £9,846.48. 

[Chompy]

20% premium charge commission rate unfortunately Lucky  

Also, you're forgetting that one of the contenders might 'brick it' and not turn up, which is a 6/1 shot.

[Lucky]

20% premium charge commission rate unfortunately Lucky  

Also, you're forgetting that one of the contenders might 'brick it' and not turn up, which is a 6/1 shot.

I thought I'd found an easy way to get a free sunday buy in! But no, an incomplete book from Honest Chompy's Bookmakers. All bets off then.

Or should I accuse you of making a misleading post and start another fight ? 

Very funny original post by the way 

[LittleRedRidingHood]

LOL Chompy - my money has to go on drainy put me down for a £100.00 at 8/1 for k/o

Mrs Drainy, any 'inside info' from Dazza's training camp?

You can be rest assured i will get him in tip top condition for his first attempt at the title he will b off the booze and onto healthy drinks, running at least five miles a day. when u next see him at the poker table you wont recognise him.

[Laxie]

Don't tempt them Holdy! 


There was this one time...at band camp....

[Sighmuns]

Very funny original post by the way 

plusone

[The Captain]

No idea who you are, but imo your opinion would matter to me a lot more if you posted in this forum.

Having said that, if this is a sample of what we have to look forward to in your posts, you might as well go back to lurking

It's not a question of lurking or wanting to post in this forum, it's a question of having the time and whether I can be bothered, and just so there is no mistake I  don't give a fat rats arse whether my opinion matters to you or not.

[Claw75]

odds on sighmuns v birdforum pls

[Sighmuns]

No idea who you are, but imo your opinion would matter to me a lot more if you posted in this forum.

Having said that, if this is a sample of what we have to look forward to in your posts, you might as well go back to lurking

It's not a question of lurking or wanting to post in this forum, it's a question of having the time and whether I can be bothered, and just so there is no mistake I  don't give a fat rats arse whether my opinion matters to you or not.

Awfully sorry, I'm just surprised that an obviously very busy man such as yourself is effected at all by Drainy's tripe. I'm sure we all hope and pray that you continue not to bother us.

While i'm not particularly busy, i'm going to have to decline your kind offer of the giving of fat rat's arses... you can continue doing with them what you will.

[Chompy]

Barry Hearn just texted:

"This is all great news Chompy, we've only gone and got ourselves an undercard too. This is gonna be a special night. I'm gonna try and get Tikay to MC. By the way, you see that hand between Luke Schwarz and Jennifer Tilly last night?"

Evens Alan 'Lucky' McBink v 4/5 Me
4/6 Greg 'Binman's Coat' Symons v 5/4 Steve 'Lurky Busy Man Rat's Arse' Kirk

[Rockstar]

I`d quite fancy a straightener with MDD if theres any more room

Last night he called me Chris when i got there,Andy half an hour later,then finally Robin at the break

[Lucky]

I`d quite fancy a straightener with MDD if theres any more room

Last night he called me Chris when i got there,Andy half an hour later,then finally Robin at the break

Robin his blinds?

[Lucky]

Evens Alan 'Lucky' McBink v 4/5 Me

I'll take 6-1 on one of us wimping out.

[Claw75]

I`d quite fancy a straightener with MDD if theres any more room

Last night he called me Chris when i got there,Andy half an hour later,then finally Robin at the break

I usually get called Carol, Tracey or Michelle - not just by Dick, by loads of people!