Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[luther101]

I`d quite fancy a straightener with MDD if theres any more room

Last night he called me Chris when i got there,Andy half an hour later,then finally Robin at the break

I usually get called Carol, Tracey or Michelle - not just by Dick, by loads of people!

As I can never remember your bleeding name Tracey/Michelle/Carol, would it offend if I just called you Tramcar, or Tarmac?

[Rockstar]

I`d quite fancy a straightener with MDD if theres any more room

Last night he called me Chris when i got there,Andy half an hour later,then finally Robin at the break

I usually get called Carol, Tracey or Michelle - not just by Dick, by loads of people!

To be fair though, most men wont have bothered to see what face is attached to the chest their staring at anyway

[Claw75]

I`d quite fancy a straightener with MDD if theres any more room

Last night he called me Chris when i got there,Andy half an hour later,then finally Robin at the break

I usually get called Carol, Tracey or Michelle - not just by Dick, by loads of people!

As I can never remember your bleeding name Tracey/Michelle/Carol, would it offend if I just called you Tramcar, or Tarmac?

how about Tramp for short?

Just reminded myself of a recent incident. I decided last minute to go to DTD one Saturday night in December - also happened to be deepstack weekend. One of the Luton regulars was there and asked if I was playing the £300. "No, not me" says I. He enquires how I got on in the satellite a few days previously. Confused, I say that I didn't play a satellite. "Oh - Aren't you Dingdell". "No. Tracey is Dingdell". "Oh. Aren't you Tracey?"

[the sicilian]

Clearly there has been a little misunderstanding here which has left a member of the league very distressed, but i think there is a simple explanation.  Mr tightend used the wrong formula template in working out mr aliens tournaments played total for January.
He used the very complicated a = c formula
where a is the total number of tournaments played in Jan
and c is the number of posts of complete bollox (827) / bollox free posts (15) * the number of post flop hands Rockstar plays per 10 orbits on a 9 handed table (0.10) + the number of times  loofah shows his arse crack on a weekday night at the g (36) + how many sizes too small a sicillian t shirt is (3) - average forearm hair length in mm of chompy(32) = 12

where of course he shouldve used the much easy formula a = b
where a is the total number of tournaments played in Jan
and b is what Drainy said

Ahem ! my shirts arnt too small...my chest is too big... simples..

[Unimaginative]

I`d quite fancy a straightener with MDD if theres any more room

Last night he called me Chris when i got there,Andy half an hour later,then finally Robin at the break

I usually get called Carol, Tracey or Michelle - not just by Dick, by loads of people!

As I can never remember your bleeding name Tracey/Michelle/Carol, would it offend if I just called you Tramcar, or Tarmac?

how about Tramp for short?

Just reminded myself of a recent incident. I decided last minute to go to DTD one Saturday night in December - also happened to be deepstack weekend. One of the Luton regulars was there and asked if I was playing the £300. "No, not me" says I. He enquires how I got on in the satellite a few days previously. Confused, I say that I didn't play a satellite. "Oh - Aren't you Dingdell". "No. Tracey is Dingdell". "Oh. Aren't you Tracey?"

think that was me lolz

[Unimaginative]

drainy get back here stop being a noob

[Rockstar]

drainy get back here stop being a noob

Mr and Mrs Alien in attendance at the G tonight

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               1      1    0    0    0       21       21.00
Ericredkite          1      0    0    1    0       15       15.00
W4SP                 1      0    0    0    1       11       11.00
Simon G              1      0    0    0    1       5        5.00
Greg Sighmuns        5      1    0    0    1       23       4.60
Jonnyplum            7      0    0    1    2       29       4.14
Luther               25     2    1    1    5       87       3.48
Holdyfoldy           6      0    0    1    1       19       3.17
Unimaginative        12     2    0    1    0       36       3.00
Celtic               3      0    0    0    1       8        2.67
Drain Alien          8      0    0    0    3       20       2.50
Rockstar             16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
British Gas          7      0    0    0    1       12       1.71
Pizzled              13     1    0    0    1       21       1.62
Sir Donksalot        6      0    0    0    1       7        1.17
Evil Edna            15     0    0    1    1       16       1.07
China Mug            20     0    0    0    3       18       0.90
Chompy               6      0    0    0    1       4        0.67
Xpressman            15     0    0    1    0       9        0.60
Gamblor              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pokermuppet          1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Free Rollin          1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Jeff Buftybarger     1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Winkie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tikay                4      0    0    0    0       0        0
RUHolding            4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Handsome Paul        4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Lucky                5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 5      0    0    0    0       0        0
_____________________________________________________________
Nirvana              10     0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Tue 2 Feb

It would have been 12 more points for Mrs Alien Riding Hood last night (second) but you gotta be in it to win it.

[ X ] Drainy sure hasn't played one this month
[ X ] Come back Drainy, the Luton thread needs you

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               195
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             132
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                128
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   86
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      69
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         69
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    58
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              57
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    56
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         54
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       53
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       52
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     43
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     42
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               42
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          41
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   37
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   37
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       21
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        19
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    17
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      15
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                12

The only Millers not to cash last night were Keith, who's in Vegas I think, and Windy, who's on a sabbatical at Pippin Fort.
So Rockstar closes in on 200 points thanks to another 6 points from James, while Greg, who does give a fat rat's arse about the fantasy league, and George steam up the table by virtue of 15pts from the victorious Derek John.

[Drain Alien]

WHO's AFRAID OF THE BIG BAD WOLF....?

Not LittleRed, OBV.

Congratulations to Mrs Drainy on last night's result; 2nd place scoreage imo. VWP her.

My exit involved AA losing to KK which left me with no chips and a forced all in with 9/7off; called by 88. Flop = 97x. River = 8; FML.

ONE played for me so far this month having played last night. I didn't play Monday nite cos I woz proper SEETHING innit.

VG post yesterday lunchtime Mr Chomps; most amusing as always.

I didn't login to Blonde yesterday but Mrs Drainy updated me on the day's events when I got home from work.

Thanks to the supportive texts yesterday and the literally two ,erm dozens of, PMs.

Sincere apologies to BirdFlu geezer; more proper tez complete drivel and tripe to follow now that I know u like it so much.

[  ]  Drainy sure is good at retirement.

[Laxie]

Not buying it until yerself and Prewy kiss and make up - caught on film obv.

[Chompy]

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, Drainy is back.
Tell Mrs Alien that, although this has never been done in February before, the elders WILL allow belated entry into the league. This is unprecedented stuff. Even I was surprised at the generosity.
Boer Wars, what joined yesterday, is that you James?

Not buying it until yerself and Prewy kiss and make up - caught on film obv.

There's a new thread, started by Aleplayprance, on The Rail featuring this footage Laxie.

[Laxie]

 

[HOLDorFOLD]

Not buying it until yerself and Prewy kiss and make up - caught on film obv.

There's a new thread, started by Aleplayprance, on The Rail featuring this footage Laxie.

 

[LittleRedRidingHood]

Thanks Chompy for the very kind invitation to join the league, i would be extreemly honoured to enter as a late entry, although drainy is now a little worried as it would appear that i have more points as him and played less games, imo.  I will check back with my diary and let you know EXACTLY how many games i have played in Jan and Feb. Thanks again and look forward to our next meeting across the poker table as a fully inlisted member of the blondeite poker league.