Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[nirvana]

Sad I know :-)

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               252
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             174
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                157
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      116
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   113
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    113
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    105
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     102
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   90
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               90
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              84
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     82
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         76
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                76
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       68
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       67
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   67
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         66
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          56
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    38
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      30
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       21
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        19

Yep, it's the latest update in Fantasy Poker history, brought to you in association with Nirvana and his sea bass with olive oil-drizzled pasta.
It's another seven points to all MDD fans, who knew their man would slowly drizzle on the points throughout the year.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               1      1    0    0    1       28       28.00
Ericredkite          1      0    0    1    0       15       15.00
Greg Sighmuns        5      3    0    0    2       66       13.20
W4SP                 1      0    0    0    1       11       11.00
Free Rollin          1      0    0    1    0       9        9.00
Jonnyplum            7      1    0    1    3       48       6.86
Boer Wars            20     5    1    3    6       132      6.60
Handsome Paul        4      1    0    0    0       21       5.25
Holdyfoldy           6      0    0    1    3       31       5.17
Simon G              1      0    0    0    1       5        5.00
Luther               25     2    1    1    7       102      4.08
G-Rodge              7      1    0    1    1       28       4.00
Unimaginative        12     2    0    1    1       40       3.33
Lucky                5      1    0    0    0       15       3.00
Rockstar             16     1    1    0    3       45       2.81
Pizzled              13     2    0    0    1       36       2.77
Celtic               3      0    0    0    1       8        2.67
Drain Alien          8      0    0    0    3       20       2.50
LittleRedRidingHood  7      0    1    0    1       17       2.43
China Mug            20     0    1    1    3       39       1.95
British Gas          7      0    0    0    1       12       1.71
Tikay                4      0    0    0    1       5        1.25
Sir Donksalot        6      0    0    0    1       7        1.17
Evil Edna            15     0    0    1    1       16       1.07
Chompy               6      0    0    0    1       4        0.67
Xpressman            15     0    0    1    0       9        0.60
Gamblor              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pokermuppet          1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Jeff Buftybarger     1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Rookie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Winkie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Scotty               2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
RUHolding            4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Dingdell             5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 5      0    0    0    0       0        0
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Nirvana              10     0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Fri 19 Feb

We're only into mid-February and already Boer Wars has notched up his fifth win of the campaign. Another 18pts safely in the bag after safely negotiating a final table made up of the splendid Dan Deluca, Alan Gray, Loofah (8pts) and Rockstar (6pts).

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               285
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             188
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                171
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      116
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   113
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    113
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    105
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     102
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     91
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   90
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               90
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              90
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         82
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                76
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   76
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       68
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       67
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         66
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          56
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    38
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      30
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       30
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        19

STOP THE CONTEST! It's beginning to look ridic one-sided after Rockstar pulled in another 33pts last night courtesy of J.Miller and L.Uther and himself.
Elsewhere, the triumverate of Alan Gray fans finally binked after their man took a break from Circus Circus and plundered them 9pts.

[Rockstar]

Saver of £75 for my 8th place finish as well sir,if you please

Luther plays 2 tournaments after his epic fail attempt to give up the fags,and final tables them both

Nirvana played his exit hand to perfection,the random donk got his money in smiling from ear to ear saying "i know im behind",you know the rest.....

Glenn had every right to have the hump,the table gave random the cold shoulder and he busted out next,which was nice

Boer Wars was a different class,and steamrollered all comers at will,that man is on fire

Off to Walsall later to fold my way to victory in tonights £150 with Luther and Boer Wars

Try to get a roll for the ME is the plan

[luther101]

Luther plays 2 tournaments after his epic fail attempt to give up the fags,and final tables them both

Ahem     .....       point of order raised Young Sir - that should read;

Luther plays 3 tournaments his week (stop weeping Henderson, you big girl!) after his epic fail attempt to give up the fags, and final tables in all three.

(a little pedantic    .....     but how else am I ever going to cheer up Glen?)

Nirvana played his exit hand to perfection,the random donk got his money in smiling from ear to ear saying "i know im behind",you know the rest.....

Glenn had every right to have the hump,the table gave random the cold shoulder and he busted out next,which was nice.

Yup poor Ole Hendyboy     ......     Norway get more points in the Eurovision Song Contest than Glen does at Luton.

Boer Wars was a different class,and steamrollered all comers at will,that man is on fire.

Wp the Cape Town Terror.

Off to Walsall later to fold my way to victory in tonights £150 with Luther and Boer Wars

Try to get a roll for the ME is the plan.

Is Glen coming     .....      for comedy value?

[nirvana]

Luther plays 2 tournaments after his epic fail attempt to give up the fags,and final tables them both

Ahem     .....       point of order raised Young Sir - that should read;

Luther plays 3 tournaments his week (stop weeping Henderson, you big girl!) after his epic fail attempt to give up the fags, and final tables in all three.

(a little pedantic    .....     but how else am I ever going to cheer up Glen?)

Nirvana played his exit hand to perfection,the random donk got his money in smiling from ear to ear saying "i know im behind",you know the rest.....

Glenn had every right to have the hump,the table gave random the cold shoulder and he busted out next,which was nice.

Yup poor Ole Hendyboy     ......     Norway get more points in the Eurovision Song Contest than Glen does at Luton.

Boer Wars was a different class,and steamrollered all comers at will,that man is on fire.

Wp the Cape Town Terror.

Off to Walsall later to fold my way to victory in tonights £150 with Luther and Boer Wars

Try to get a roll for the ME is the plan.

Is Glen coming     .....      for comedy value?

I'd love to come and join the 3 musketeers but since you point out my tourney form is somewhat lacking - I need to keep grinding the cash at Luton - and Sat nights gotta be the best for that.

[Simon Galloway]

How much did I get laid at 2/1 ?

[Chompy]

With the Three Musketeers, Talcos, Nicoteenos and Proteas, away from their beloved G, the way was clear for someone else to take down the Saturday donkaments. But no leaguers in the cash, just 6pts for Derek John Miller in a couple of fantasy lists.

Snowflakes the size of beachballs are currently falling in the fens. Might need a Rockstar Weather forecast before venturing to Luton if poss.

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               285
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             188
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                171
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      116
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   113
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    113
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    105
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     102
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     91
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   90
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               90
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              90
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         82
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                76
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   76
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       74
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         72
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       67
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          56
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    38
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      30
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       30
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        19

6pts apiece for George and Greg

[Chompy]

Pelham, your list got chopped from my word file by mistake. I have you on 67pts but I'm not certain this is right. You're the only one with 40-year heater in his list. Is 24pts correct for him?

[Pelham Boy]

Pelham, your list got chopped from my word file by mistake. I have you on 67pts but I'm not certain this is right. You're the only one with 40-year heater in his list. Is 24pts correct for him?

Sounds about right to me.

[Rockstar]

The amount of snow in Luton equates to the number of points Nirvana has in the League this year

[Chompy]

Sigh, all the racing is off. Looks like a Luton triple header here, kicking off with the £5 rebuy. If I end up on the same table as D'Artagnan, I sure will be biting my tongue.

[nirvana]

When I am 31 & 0 I will quit the league