Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Sighmuns]

You might be playing more games than me next year Jeff

How much are you going to be playing Simon? I'm going to take the whole alloted time to make my decisions...

[tikay]

You might be playing more games than me next year Jeff

How much are you going to be playing Simon? I'm going to take the whole alloted time to make my decisions...

Inadvisable. The League Elders don't approve, get very grumpy & wife-like in fact.

Good to meet & chat last night, & share a Table, you seem a fine young man, with a particularly firm & appealing arse.

[Claw75]

You might be playing more games than me next year Jeff

How much are you going to be playing Simon? I'm going to take the whole alloted time to make my decisions...

Inadvisable. The League Elders don't approve, get very grumpy & wife-like in fact.

Good to meet & chat last night, & share a Table, you seem a fine young man, with a particularly firm & appealing arse.

oi - there's a queue of dirty old letches if you don't mind!

[tikay]

You might be playing more games than me next year Jeff

How much are you going to be playing Simon? I'm going to take the whole alloted time to make my decisions...

Inadvisable. The League Elders don't approve, get very grumpy & wife-like in fact.

Good to meet & chat last night, & share a Table, you seem a fine young man, with a particularly firm & appealing arse.

oi - there's a queue of dirty old letches if you don't mind!

I do believe I hold Honorary Presidency of the Old Letchers Association. I am a Letch Legend, in fact, with numerous Specialist Subjects.

[Sighmuns]

 

[tikay]

Worry not. I've been told to get to the back of the queue & concentrate on other things. You have another admirer, it seems, but I can't reveal his name.

[Sighmuns]

 You have another admirer, it seems, but I can't reveal his name.

Pleaaaaaaase let it be Celtic



btw nice meeting you properly too Mr K, nicest person i've ever lost £600 sitting nxt to.

[tikay]

 You have another admirer, it seems, but I can't reveal his name.

Pleaaaaaaase let it be Celtic



btw nice meeting you properly too Mr K, nicest person i've ever lost £600 sitting nxt to.

Ditto.

Wish I could say the same about the knob-head classless slow-rolling tosser to my right.

"I  missed" he says, after studying the Board for 20 seconds, so my 9-9, laying there face up on the Table the whole time, looks home & hosed in a £160 pot. He then slowly turns over, 1 at a time, two red Aces. Upon a polite enquiry from oneself, he said "I've lost a lot of money tonight". I sympathised, as you do. Fortunately, it never irritated me.

[HOLDorFOLD]

 You have another admirer, it seems, but I can't reveal his name.

Pleaaaaaaase let it be Celtic



btw nice meeting you properly too Mr K, nicest person i've ever lost £600 sitting nxt to.

Ditto.

Wish I could say the same about the knob-head classless slow-rolling tosser to my right.

"I  missed" he says, after studying the Board for 20 seconds, so my 9-9, laying there face up on the Table the whole time, looks home & hosed in a £160 pot. He then slowly turns over, 1 at a time, two red Aces. Upon a polite enquiry from oneself, he said "I've lost a lot of money tonight". I sympathised, as you do. Fortunately, it never irritated me.

Waits for Chompmeister to see this   

[the sicilian]

Slow rolling seems to be vogue at the mo....

[ ] The Sicilian loves being slow rolled

[ X ] The Sicilians revenge would be as classless as USA Dennis and may involve outdrawing and several running, whooping laps of the table followed by an example of why you shouldnt upset short arses with muscles....

Oh Merry Xmas !   

[Chompy]

Nah, mine was completely different, it was a knob-head classless slow-rolling tosser three to my right. Heard about the slowrolling of Mr Burgundy though. Sounded com.

I haven't been as hot after an exit in a long time. It's defo best to give them the benefit of the doubt in most cases. Most of them don't realise they're doing it.

This guy did though. Just a bit of an oddball. I didn't swear at him upon departure and didn't raise my voice (I think...). Told him it was disgusting and that he should be ashamed.

Anyway, ahem, fantasy teams in please. Time is pressing...

[the sicilian]

oh they need to be told....

[Chompy]

Holdyfoldy will confirm that I handled the situation with class and dignity...

A couple of onlookers said they couldn't believe what they witnessed the guy doing.

Go on then, here's the hand...

We both came back from the break with just over 9k, around twice the starting stack. Blinds 200-400.
Porthos limps mid pos, I have KK in the SB, so up to 1400.
BB folds, Aramis calls.
Flop 10 10 J two clubs.
I rim fire 1600. D'Artagnan smooths.
Turn 2 clubs. I have king clubs so smooth check.
Porthos fires 2800.
I enter the float tank. Figure I can't knock him off whatever but have to lol shove.
He doesn't insta jam fist pump. Wiiiiiiii, I think.
Then he asks how much. Then he starts puffing on a Hamlet. Forty winks later, he eventually calls.
I turn over my hand.
He takes another quick break then slowly reveals his A 10.

[the sicilian]

Holdyfoldy will confirm that I handled the situation with class and dignity...

A couple of onlookers said they couldn't believe what they witnessed the guy doing.

Go on then, here's the hand...

We both came back from the break with just over 9k, around twice the starting stack. Blinds 200-400.
Porthos limps mid pos, I have KK in the SB, so up to 1400.
BB folds, Aramis calls.
Flop 10 10 J two clubs.
I rim fire 1600. D'Artagnan smooths.
Turn 2 clubs. I have king clubs so smooth check.
Porthos fires 2800.
I enter the float tank. Figure I can't knock him off whatever but have to lol shove.
He doesn't insta jam fist pump. Wiiiiiiii, I think.
Then he asks how much. Then he starts puffing on a Hamlet. Forty winks later, he eventually calls.
I turn over my hand.
He takes another quick break then slowly reveals his A 10.

A 10 Clubs ?

[tikay]

oh they need to be told....

I may have mentioned it to him........just a bit, like.