Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[HOLDorFOLD]

Holdyfoldy will confirm that I handled the situation with class and dignity...

A couple of onlookers said they couldn't believe what they witnessed the guy doing.

Go on then, here's the hand...

We both came back from the break with just over 9k, around twice the starting stack. Blinds 200-400.
Porthos limps mid pos, I have KK in the SB, so up to 1400.
BB folds, Aramis calls.
Flop 10 10 J two clubs.
I rim fire 1600. D'Artagnan smooths.
Turn 2 clubs. I have king clubs so smooth check.
Porthos fires 2800.
I enter the float tank. Figure I can't knock him off whatever but have to lol shove.
He doesn't insta jam fist pump. Wiiiiiiii, I think.
Then he asks how much. Then he starts puffing on a Hamlet. Forty winks later, he eventually calls.
I turn over my hand.
He takes another quick break then slowly reveals his A 10.

Yes, handled with class and dignity ..... and looks that could kill 

He proceeded to try and tell the table after you left that you should have raised pre-flop!   

"HE DID",  I said,

"no he didn't"   said the three stooges  (did we mention that three guys all sat together were speaking in some sort of code, piano talk, hard to prove but I was looking for a pattern of words against cards), the rest of the table then told him exactly how the action went down (inc. the dealer).

Very annoying, odd man who spent the whole night coughing in my ear 

[Chompy]

Here's where we is up to with around a week still left to enter...


‘Most Of The Time They Can’t Call’ (G.Wheldon)   PAID

Alex Martin   £3.5m
Vince Calenti   £3m
Chris Poulton   £3m
Graham Wheldon   £3m
Gavin Kan   £2.5m

‘Alien Attack’ (D.Allen)

Adrian Gotch   £4m
Alex Martin   £3.5m
Vince Calenti   £3m
Darren Allen   £2.5m
Ian Needleman   £2m

‘League Of Unlikely Gentlemen’ (D.Onksalot)

Alan McBride   £3.5m
Dean Morris   £3m
Vince Calenti   £3m
Phil Cooklin   £3m
Dennis Barnes   £2m

‘Run Hot, Run Free’ (R.Prew)

Lalit Khajuria   £4.5m
Chris Poulton   £3m
Mohammed Asif   £3m
Dan Fish   £2m
Dennis Barnes   £2m

‘The Rock-steady Crew’ (P.Noonan)

Adrian Gotch   £4m
Paul Noonan   £3.5m
Jim McBride   £3m
Gavin Kan   £2.5m
Ian Needleman   £2m

‘Deer’s Testicles FTW’ (G.Kan)   PAID

Alan McBride   £3.5m
Alan Gray   £3.5m
Edna Adams   £3.5m
Dennis Barnes   £2m
Gavin Kan   £2.5m

‘If You Can't Beat'em, Join'em’ (G.Dealer)

Alex Martin   £3.5m
Derek Miller   £3.5m
Vince Calenti   £3m
Gavin Kan   £2.5m
Dave Colton   £2.5m

‘Holdorfantasyfolk’ (M.Bashir)   PAID

Tom Myland   £4m
Alex Martin   £3.5m
Alan McBride   £3.5m
Graham Rogers   £2.5m
Michelle Bashir   £1.5m

‘Last Men Standing’ (P.Ephremsen)

Alan McBride   £3.5m
Alex Martin   £3.5m
Brijesh Das   £3m
Graham Rogers   £2.5m
Paul Ephremsen   £2.5m

‘Property Express All-Stars’ (I.Needleman)

Alex Martin   £3.5m
Alan Gray   £3.5m
Vince Calenti   £3m
Graham Wheldon   £3m
Ian Needleman   £2m

‘Team Binkage’ (A.McBride)

Dick Lynch   £5m
Paul Noonan   £3.5m
Dean Morris   £3m
Graham Rogers   £2.5m
Martin Jarvis   £1m

‘Hello, Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles’ (M.Jarvis)

Lalit Khajuria   £4.5m
Glenn Henderson   £4m
Dean Morris   £3m
Gavin Kan   £2.5m
Ian Bradley   £1m

‘Jonny’s Plums’ (D.Johnson)   PAID

Dave Johnson   £4.5m
Tom Myland   £4m
Dean Morris   £3m
George Michael   £2.5m
Ian Bradley   £1m

‘Edna’s Dream Team’ (E.Adams)   PAID

Dick Lynch   £5m
Edna Adams   £3.5m
Alan Gray   £3.5m
Tracey Dell   £1.5m
Tony Kendall   £1.5m

'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)   PAID

Glenn Henderson   £4m
Alex Martin   £3.5m
Dean Morris   £3m
Gavin Kan   £2.5m
Dennis Barnes   £2m

‘Prime Beef’ (J.Buffenbarger)

Dick Lynch   £5m
Tom Myland   £4m
Vince Calenti   £3m
Simon Galloway   £2m
Jeff Buffenbarger   £1m

‘Sad Muppet Time’ (D.Colton)

Dick Lynch   £5m
Alex Martin   £3.5m
Gavin Kan   £2.5m
Dave Colton   £2.5m
Tony Kendall   £1.5m

‘GMan's Golden Shower’ (G.Rogers)

Alex Martin   £3.5m
Graham Wheldon   £3m
Derrick Coe   £3m
Graham Rogers   £2.5m
Paul Ephremsen   £2.5m

‘Gotcha!’ (A.Gotch)

Adrian Gotch   £4m
Paul Noonan   £3.5m
Phil Cooklin   £3m
James Miller   £3m
Tony Kendall   £1.5m

‘Muck All In’ (C.Poulton)

Dean Morris   £3m
Vince Calenti   £3m
Richard Prew   £3m
Phil Cooklin   £3m
Graham Wheldon   £3m

[tikay]

RULING!

Golden Shower?

[Chompy]

Oops, it should be Golden 5. My mind was obv wandering while I edited the word file. Meh, I like my version best. Will keep it unless G-Ro(d)ge wants it altering.

[tikay]

Oops, it should be Golden 5. My mind was obv wandering while I edited the word file. Meh, I like my version best. Will keep it unless G-Ro(d)ge wants it altering.

PMSL

[GMan]

Correct ruling TK !!!!

You cant even get my name right and now my teams a golden shower!!!!

TUT TUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

See you at some satge in new year..
Any more teams to be entered???

[Simon Galloway]

You might be playing more games than me next year Jeff

How much are you going to be playing Simon? I'm going to take the whole alloted time to make my decisions...

Form Guide:

00000-FPU00FFF (235)
39 year old bay gelding, jockey often puts up 40 lbs overweight.  Struggles to get a favourable draw on the roulette, trainer advises that a free drink is on offer for the first person in 2010 catching him in the act with the coloured chips.  Has spent the summer slowly amassing a Godolophin-esque stable with full winter training facilities, including a nice buffet.  Last seen Googling for ancient Pet Cemeteries in the Luton area, should the G be beyond the deadfall to "the real cemetery"and be an ancient burial ground that was once used by the Micmacs. 

2010 will see an estimated 2-3 trips per month, with a handy game of poker available to relieve the boredom whilst waiting for the pizza.

[HOLDorFOLD]

What's this George? Another dealer's team or a different/second team for you?
If it's your original team edited, could you please go back to your initial post and edit it, then delete this one? Otherwise it's all going to get very confusing.

Ahem, Tikay, where's this team you said you were about to post yesterday?

I'm sure I wasn't alone in sitting up all night waiting to see where the shrewd money was going.

Spread on average age when it arrives: 62-64

I have picked it, but I plan to announce it one by one, Miss Worldy style.

Please don't rush me, I'm famous.

 

[tikay]

OK, here we go.

Pick ONE. Edna Adams. £3m.

Pick TWO. MDD. £4m.

[HOLDorFOLD]

OK, here we go.

Pick ONE. Edna Adams. £3m.

Hold on ..... need to get my fags and cup of tea   

[tikay]

OK, here we go.

Pick ONE. Edna Adams. £3m.

Hold on ..... need to get my fags and cup of tea   

It may take a while. Technically, I still have nearly a week.

[Claw75]

someone pm me when he's finished and i'll read it later - like sky plussing Lost to skip through the ads innit

[Sighmuns]

OK, here we go.

Pick ONE. Edna Adams. £3m.

Are you haggling tikay?

Edna Adams          'Evil'             £3.5m

[tikay]

OK, here we go.

Pick ONE. Edna Adams. £3m.

Are you haggling tikay?

Edna Adams          'Evil'             £3.5m

I'll have to now you've done a Nirvana & stitched me up. I'd have got that past The Hairy One.

[HOLDorFOLD]

someone pm me when he's finished and i'll read it later - like sky plussing Lost to skip through the ads innit

I'll text you when he's finished (and worked out his maths)