Lol @ larfin' loofah's stories
can picture it now
lolz
Ha .... glad you liked it.
Now, lovely Louise was proof positive that Ding is not the only girl in the world who makes cutting remarks.
She was constantly harassed at her office by a Faceless Suit, desperate to go out with her.
One boozy Friday lunch-time - in front of an assembly of her peers - Faceless Suit loudly observed, "You'll go out with some sort of builder type, but turn me down everytime. What's he got that I haven't?"
The reply of, "A personality ....." was enough to verbally crush the poor lad.
Unfortunately Louise eventually had to be consigned to the Dustbin of Good Memories at the grand old age of 27.
Having fallen for the Evil Luther Trick #391 (totally drunken middle-class bird, chatted up - with panache - in the darkest recess of the nightclub/over Em Cee squared) her curiosity was her undoing.
She used to repeatedly ask how phuqqin old I was (even though we'd 'firmly established' that I was probably very 'early 40s' ..... she never seemed to like my reply that, "a true Gentleman - as with a Lady - would never divulge such information) .... but would always accept my smirking fob offs with, "So long as you're nowhere near my Dad's age ... it's cool with me".
Then came desperate times .... she wanted me to meet her phuqqin parents!
"A problem, you ask?"
Too bloody right - I really didn't fancy be chased down the road by some 'old codger' ... who was 3 years older than me!
So lovely Louise was 'let down gently' (and is due to be married in August) .... a great young lady, and a fond memory for Lexxie Loofah.
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