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Idea for numberplate for gay Audi A5 cabriolet to be picked up in later summer...
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Sounds nice; which of the girls is getting one of those?
[ x ] I sure do feel bright and breezy this morning.
Final total = 7 for me this month CHIO MPY.
You see boys you don't the psychology of it all. Girls Lurve classy Cabrios...geddit
are there really women out there that are impressed by cars?
I was once tasked to pick up an ex, and her friend, after their very posh works Xmas do darn in Lunun.
Now, both these girlies worked for DeLoitte's in very well paid jobs in number crunching/audititting - and Louise's friend Suzy was the most incredible snob/bore, who measured anyone's worth by the number of bedrooms you had in your detached mock Georgian mansion out in Chin(less)gford/Guildford.
A plan was hatched .... and beautifully executed.
The look of utter shock on young Suzy's face as she stood there in all her finery outside Langan's was a picture to behold as I arrived to find a wall of expensive suits, and cocktail dresses, clogging the pavement outside the restaurant.
Naughty Louise had arranged for her 'bit of rough' to turn up in the trusty rusty Transit - with a triple ladder hanging off the roof rack - as the carriage home ..... all in full view of the 'Great and Good'
As a stunned Suzy negotiated where to put her expense stillettos in the passenger seat footwell (Boer Wars can confirm that said depository is at all times full with cans, fag packets and greasy wrappers from some of this country's 'finest' Kebab shops), I greeted her with an, "Alllllllllllllllllwhite gal .... had a good shant tonite?"
Her total silence on the drive home was regularly punctuated by loud sniggers from her bestest ever friend .... and me!
So, yes Claire, there are some girlies who get very impressed by the 'finer things' in life - Suzy definitely didn't rate my 1998 P120 Ford ..... even though it had a phuqqin turbo-charged diesil engine, to drool over!
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