Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Rockstar]

Boer Wars 7th for £820

All the chips went in for the world, after random retard made his 28th bluff at the final table

Boer Wars  no match for Retards 

Most impressive Casino is Coventry,struggling for numbers in any event thus far,dont hold much hope for the ME Friday

MDD has won a seat into the ME,may go and rail him at some point as the Fosters is very nice in Coventry

Wheelchair Pete and Johnny Vac up for the week grinding the cash tables

[nirvana]

Boer Wars 7th for £820

All the chips went in for the world, after random retard made his 28th bluff at the final table

Boer Wars  no match for Retards 

Most impressive Casino is Coventry,struggling for numbers in any event thus far,dont hold much hope for the ME Friday

MDD has won a seat into the ME,may go and rail him at some point as the Fosters is very nice in Coventry

Wheelchair Pete and Johnny Vac up for the week grinding the cash tables

Tell James he's done good to get some extremely minor Euro ranking points

[Chompy]

Word has reached the fens that Drainy will be doing his first full update tonight. Then all he has to do is go through every result back to 1 January to see how many that have been credited to Jonny and his plums were actually achieved by the other David Johnson...

Anyone going tonight?

Me probs. At MK deciding whether to turn left or right at the gate. I might have a nap and then decide.

Please comb your hair when you wake up this time Ding...
I spend $$$ a month on hair-care products and it displeases me greatly when others don't make the same effort.

[Drain Alien]

MAIN G DONKS LEAGUE

Name            Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other  Pts     Score
Ericredkite          6      0    0    1    2       28       4.67
The Baron            4      0    0    0    2       17       4.25
Boer Wars            59     9    2    4    10      242      4.10
Celtic               18     3    0    0    3       70       3.89
Winkie               10     1    0    0    3       37       3.70
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
G-Rodge              34     4    1    2    4       114      3.35
Sir Donksalot        29     2    1    2    3       93       3.21
Simon G              11     0    1    1    2       33       3.00
Jonnyplum            42     3    1    1    7       126      3.00
Tightend             10     0    0    2    2       30       3.00
LittleRedRidingBird  21     1    1    1    5       62       2.95
Claw                 18     2    1    0    1       51       2.83
Luther               60     3    1    3    10      168      2.80
EurovisionGayBoy     32     3    2    0    3       85       2.66
Handsome Paul        18     2    0    0    1       46       2.56
China Mug            66     1    4    2    11      157      2.38
Drain Alien LEG-END 27     1    1    0    6       63       2.33
Tikay                19     1    1    0    2       44       2.32
British Gas          25     0    2    0    3       50       2.00
Pizzled              40     2    1    1    4       76       1.90
Ropey Flush          8      0    1    0    0       15       1.88
Rockstar             68     2    3    1    8       126      1.85
Evil Edna            62     4    0    1    5       114      1.84
Free Rollin          5      0    0    1    0       9        1.80
Unimaginative        29     2    0    1    2       50       1.72
Lucky                31     2    1    0    1       53       1.71
Xpressman            38     1    1    2    2       62       1.63
Dingdell             18     1    1    0    0       27       1.50
Nirvana              50     1    1    2    3       73       1.46
RUHolding            19     0    1    0    1       22       1.16
Alex                 9      0    0    0    1       9        1.00
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83
Gamblor              2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0

LUTON G FANTASY LEAGUE

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               571
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             546
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      449
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                409
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                395
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          389
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   380
'HoldorFantasyFolk' (M. Bashir)                  389
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    361
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         359
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     347
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         321
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       321
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   318
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               312
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       292
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    279
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        278
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                272
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    260
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     225
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       217
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      215

LUTON G RESULTS IN THE MONTH BEFORE JUNE

Name              Won 2nd  3rd Other  Pts
ZebraMuncher         2    0    0    1       36
G-Rodge              2    0    0    0       33
China Mug            1    0    0    1       25
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    1       25
Rockstar             0    1    1    0       21
LittleRedFish        0    0    1    3       20
DrainyDonk           1    0    0    0       15
British Gas          0    1    0    0       15
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       10
Larfer               0    0    1    0       9
Tighty               0    0    1    0       9
Jonnyplum            0    0    0    1       6
Pizzled              0    0    0    1       6
Ch1ompy              0    0    0    1       6
ClawBird             0    0    0    1       6
Celtic               0    0    0    1       5
RUDonking            0    0    0    1       5
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Back at home on my lappy after a day of not being able to get on blonde cos of my shitey iCrap.

Here's my first official league table update, which includes.......errrmmm.......no updates.
WP me, imo.

10 bonus points to Johnny and his Plums for honesty. wp him imo. tbh i didn't think he had it in him.

And WD to Mr Boer for Coventry.

DrainyDonk

ps - if anyone spots anything wrong in the table above pls let me know, as I am virgin (as well as gay, obv)

[luther101]

Boer Wars 7th for £820

All the chips went in for the world, after random retard made his 28th bluff at the final table

Boer Wars  no match for Retards 

Most impressive Casino is Coventry,struggling for numbers in any event thus far,dont hold much hope for the ME Friday

MDD has won a seat into the ME,may go and rail him at some point as the Fosters is very nice in Coventry

Wheelchair Pete and Johnny Vac up for the week grinding the cash tables

Tell James he's done good to get some extremely minor Euro ranking points

Glen     .....      is it true that you finally managed to get on THM database only THIS year?

[Chompy]

Yep, a query for our new leader. There's no monthly table or fantasy league table?

[Claw75]

Yep, a query for our new leader. There's no monthly table or fantasy league table?

and

[  ] there sure aren't any checkboxes

[nirvana]

Boer Wars 7th for £820

All the chips went in for the world, after random retard made his 28th bluff at the final table

Boer Wars  no match for Retards 

Most impressive Casino is Coventry,struggling for numbers in any event thus far,dont hold much hope for the ME Friday

MDD has won a seat into the ME,may go and rail him at some point as the Fosters is very nice in Coventry

Wheelchair Pete and Johnny Vac up for the week grinding the cash tables

Tell James he's done good to get some extremely minor Euro ranking points

Glen     .....      is it true that you finally managed to get on THM database only THIS year?

Shh

[Drain Alien]

Yep, a query for our new leader. There's no monthly table or fantasy league table?

Gissa farkin' chance innit....
I is new, and I is only proper tez part time.
 

[HOLDorFOLD]

Boer Wars 7th for £820

All the chips went in for the world, after random retard made his 28th bluff at the final table

Boer Wars  no match for Retards 

Most impressive Casino is Coventry,struggling for numbers in any event thus far,dont hold much hope for the ME Friday

MDD has won a seat into the ME,may go and rail him at some point as the Fosters is very nice in Coventry

Wheelchair Pete and Johnny Vac up for the week grinding the cash tables

Nice Result James 

[HOLDorFOLD]

Word has reached the fens that Drainy will be doing his first full update tonight. Then all he has to do is go through every result back to 1 January to see how many that have been credited to Jonny and his plums were actually achieved by the other David Johnson...

Anyone going tonight?

Me probs. At MK deciding whether to turn left or right at the gate. I might have a nap and then decide.

Please comb your hair when you wake up this time Ding...
I spend $$$ a month on hair-care products and it displeases me greatly when others don't make the same effort.

Not sure if Nair/Veet count 

[Claw75]

Word has reached the fens that Drainy will be doing his first full update tonight. Then all he has to do is go through every result back to 1 January to see how many that have been credited to Jonny and his plums were actually achieved by the other David Johnson...

Anyone going tonight?

Me probs. At MK deciding whether to turn left or right at the gate. I might have a nap and then decide.

Please comb your hair when you wake up this time Ding...
I spend $$$ a month on hair-care products and it displeases me greatly when others don't make the same effort.

Not sure if Nair/Veet count 

regaine doesn't work on everyone

[Drain Alien]

Yep, a query for our new leader. There's no monthly table or fantasy league table?

Gissa farkin' chance innit....
I is new, and I is only proper tez part time.
 

Okey dokey Mr CH10 MPY,

I believe I have now completed the FULL updates for all 3 tables.

It sure was easy.
The formatting on your lappy is obv v diff to mine; but all sorted now.

[ ] Happy that I missed going to Luton tonight whilst doing this.
FML.

Droany.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Word has reached the fens that Drainy will be doing his first full update tonight. Then all he has to do is go through every result back to 1 January to see how many that have been credited to Jonny and his plums were actually achieved by the other David Johnson...

Anyone going tonight?

Me probs. At MK deciding whether to turn left or right at the gate. I might have a nap and then decide.

Please comb your hair when you wake up this time Ding...
I spend $$$ a month on hair-care products and it displeases me greatly when others don't make the same effort.

Not sure if Nair/Veet count 

regaine doesn't work on everyone

I had to google that one lol.

I believe CH10 MPY does spend mad dimez a month on hair care products .... he just has it growing in the wrong place innit 

[Drain Alien]

Word has reached the fens that Drainy will be doing his first full update tonight. Then all he has to do is go through every result back to 1 January to see how many that have been credited to Jonny and his plums were actually achieved by the other David Johnson...

Anyone going tonight?

Me probs. At MK deciding whether to turn left or right at the gate. I might have a nap and then decide.

Please comb your hair when you wake up this time Ding...
I spend $$$ a month on hair-care products and it displeases me greatly when others don't make the same effort.

Not sure if Nair/Veet count 

regaine doesn't work on everyone

I had to google that one lol.

I believe CH10 MPY does spend mad dimez a month on hair care products .... he just has it growing in the wrong place innit 

I heard a rumour that his BetFair account name is BairyHollocks.