Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Sighmuns]

Not aware of any rules regarding having 300 posts tbh...

[TightEnd]

Not sure what you mean Tighty?

to offer/receive staking on blonde you need 300 posts. Even if it is to stop a Donk winning the league.

[Chompy]

I am absolutely done with staking forever. However, might have to make an exception here. I am all for anything that might scupper Sir Donkeys' chance of winning the trophy.

One major point greg

The Monday tourney you've put into your proposal no longer exists and the two Mondays on your trip are unlikely to attract the required 25 runners (£10 rebuy with offensive, gay guarantee).

[Sighmuns]

I am absolutely done with staking forever. However, might have to make an exception here. I am all for anything that might scupper Sir Donkeys' chance of winning the trophy.

One major point greg

The Monday tourney you've put into your proposal no longer exists and the two Mondays on your trip are unlikely to attract the required 25 runners (£10 rebuy with offensive, gay guarantee).

Sigh. In that case I might count it as a £30 tournament, in which I am only allowed one rebuy and an add on, as it sounds like the prizepool will be nothing special, so no point in spending staker's money on it. Whats the guarantee?

And Tighty, I know, forgot before I posted and just wanted to make 2 quick posts and those things were the first that came to mind.

[celtic]

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=49649.msg1233324#new

Luton regs post here please. As always Chompy has provided something valuable for the G to consider..

[Lucky]

I am absolutely done with staking forever. However, might have to make an exception here. I am all for anything that might scupper Sir Donkeys' chance of winning the trophy.

One major point greg

The Monday tourney you've put into your proposal no longer exists and the two Mondays on your trip are unlikely to attract the required 25 runners (£10 rebuy with offensive, gay guarantee).

Sigh. In that case I might count it as a £30 tournament, in which I am only allowed one rebuy and an add on, as it sounds like the prizepool will be nothing special, so no point in spending staker's money on it. Whats the guarantee?

And Tighty, I know, forgot before I posted and just wanted to make 2 quick posts and those things were the first that came to mind.

Greg - sounds like fun and a good proposition.  Put me down for 10% please.

[FallenAngelAlex]

Any one playing tonight

[Chompy]

I like the cut of your jib young Greg, so for that reason I'm prepared to make you an offer.

I'll match Lucky McBink's offer of £90 for 10% of the business.

[Sighmuns]

30% booked lads, providing I manage to sell the full amount.

Many thanks, it's a sound investment, I feel a heater coming on.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        20     3    0    1    2       80       4.00
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Sir Donksalot        51     4    3    2    6       178      3.49
Tightend             28     2    2    3    3       95       3.39
Celtic               42     5    0    1    6       142      3.38
G-Rodge              56     6    1    2    11      172      3.07
Tikay                34     3    1    3    2       101      2.97
Boer Wars            106    10   2    6    13      294      2.77
Winkie               20     1    0    1    4       54       2.70
Claw                 50     4    2    2    3       135      2.70
Jonnyplum            78     4    3    1    10      187      2.40
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Chompy               58     3    4    1    6       133      2.29
Evil Edna            120    7    3    4    11      270      2.25
China Mug            124    3    4    4    21      277      2.23
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
British Gas          51     1    4    0    4       111      2.18
Rockstar             103    4    4    2    14      224      2.17
LittleRedRidingHood  39     1    1    2    6       84       2.15
Xpressman            79     2    2    4    6       159      2.01
Snatiramas           14     1    0    0    1       25       1.79
Luther               123    3    1    3    17      218      1.77
Pizzled              78     2    3    3    4       124      1.59
Drain Alien          45     1    1    0    7       69       1.53
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Handsome Paul        35     2    0    0    2       50       1.43
Lucky                57     3    1    0    4       78       1.368
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Nirvana              82     2    1    2    6       112      1.366
Dingdell             32     1    1    0    1       41       1.28

Updated up to and including Fri 10 September

September table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Celtic               2    0    1    0       45
Lucky                1    0    0    1       24
G-Rodge              0    0    0    2       15
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    2       14
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       13
Jonnyplum            0    1    0    0       12
Claw                 0    0    0    1       11
Tikay                0    0    1    0       9

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         21     16     5      7      53     +1108   2.52
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      21     +156    2.10
Clawbird       2      1      1      0      2      +21     1.00
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Evil Edna      6      0      6      0      0      -246    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

A couple of Amblers dominated last night's final table and this time it wasn't Tikay and Tighty, it was Diane and Christopher.
No other familiar names in there pitching, except CoC seat owner Avraham Darfish in fourth.

[the sicilian]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Greg Sighmuns        20     3    0    1    2       80       4.00
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Sir Donksalot        51     4    3    2    6       178      3.49
Tightend             28     2    2    3    3       95       3.39
Celtic               42     5    0    1    6       142      3.38
G-Rodge              56     6    1    2    11      172      3.07
Tikay                34     3    1    3    2       101      2.97
Boer Wars            106    10   2    6    13      294      2.77
Winkie               20     1    0    1    4       54       2.70
Claw                 50     4    2    2    3       135      2.70
Jonnyplum            78     4    3    1    10      187      2.40
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Chompy               58     3    4    1    6       133      2.29
Evil Edna            120    7    3    4    11      270      2.25
China Mug            124    3    4    4    21      277      2.23
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
British Gas          51     1    4    0    4       111      2.18
Rockstar             103    4    4    2    14      224      2.17
LittleRedRidingHood  39     1    1    2    6       84       2.15
Xpressman            79     2    2    4    6       159      2.01
Snatiramas           14     1    0    0    1       25       1.79
Luther               123    3    1    3    17      218      1.77
Pizzled              78     2    3    3    4       124      1.59
Drain Alien          45     1    1    0    7       69       1.53
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Handsome Paul        35     2    0    0    2       50       1.43
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nirvana              82     2    1    2    6       112      1.37
Dingdell             32     1    1    0    1       41       1.28
Lucky                57     3    1    0    3       72       1.26

Updated up to and including Thu 9 September

September table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Celtic               2    0    1    0       45
Lucky                1    0    0    0       18
G-Rodge              0    0    0    2       15
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    2       14

Hi there Lutonian friends.

It has come to my attention that an unpopular character known as ‘Sir Sicilidonkalot’ is currently in line to win the league this year, as I myself will be disqualified due to lack of tournaments played. I have received several pleading PM’s and MSN messages, urging me to come back and play some more, but unfortunately cannot afford to fund such a venture myself currently. To this end I have decided to create a staking post, allowing me to fly back to England, play the 10 required tournaments, and assuming I do reasonably, hopefully stop Mr Donkey from winning the league.

I’m hoping that I can get this all sorted out as quickly as I hope to start my schedual as soon as possible, so as to be back in Malta for a large tournament before the 23rd.

My plan is to play the following tourns:
•   Sunday 12th: £100(+10)
•   Monday 13th: £30/20/10 (+5)
•   Tuesday 14th: £30 (+5)
•   Wednesday 15th: £50 (+6)
•   Thursday 16th: £60 (+7)
•   Friday 17th  £75 (+7)
•   Saturday 18th £40 + £30 (£10)
•   Sunday 19th £100 (+10)
•   Monday 20th: £30/20/10 (+5)

My calculations are that the total buy-ins plus juice comes to £670. The flights, if booked immediately, will come to £205, and I’ve decided to add £25 for petrol for the 9 trips, bringing the package to £900.

I want to be backed for the full amount of £900 at a 70/30 split on profits from the tournaments. I will only be travelling if I get 100% sold, and the 70/30 split will be worked out from the final profits as a whole.

Now due to an unprecedentedly busy day resulting in me taking all day to sort this out, I realise that it’s getting a bit late. I may well be forced to move the schedule forward either one or two days, which will mean the total buy-in cost being reduced, so I will sort that as I come to it.

I have made this offer because I think it would be absolutely horrible if Mr Donksalot won the league, and don’t think it’s a completely unrealistic one as I have a pretty good win-rate at the G, so will be hoping to make some decent profit for all investors. If I’ve been unclear at all feel free to give me a shout with any questions.

Sniff... I feel like the smelly kid at the back of the class nobody likes  ....

Ah well never mind my knife edge psychological stability will have to hope for the best...

In the interests of coming 2nd....

 50%  please...pm bank details

[Sighmuns]

Sniff... I feel like the smelly kid at the back of the class nobody likes  ....

Ah well never mind my knife edge psychological stability will have to hope for the best...

In the interests of coming 2nd....

 50%  please...pm bank details

Respect, booked!

Another 10% taken by a private investor, i'll work out the exact amounts due now, with Monday tourns and any alteration in the flights factored in and PM all investors with the info.

Get the action while it's hot people. 10% left!

[Claw75]

I'd snap it up if I had £90!

[Sighmuns]

Last 10% taken, sold out! Thanks all

[Claw75]

Last 10% taken, sold out! Thanks all

wheeeeee! you gonna make it in time for tomorrow's game?