Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[the sicilian]

Have to at least be in the building for Wankers Wednesday, need to give Vinny a tutorial on uploading photos..Fk both our lives!!

Good luck with that... assume vinny is special needs and work backwards..... i usually get a call with a conversation similar to the following :

cock..

yes...

my compooters fooked fix it ta..that is all

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................

[celtic]

Yep. I'm only going because I need to meet tighty. I will not be playing the comp. It's horrible.

[the sicilian]

 

[Chompy]

Might reluctantly go for Wankers Wednesday... need to give johnny vac his laptop... sigh know im gonna regret it 

Is this some sort of dance?

[the sicilian]

Might reluctantly go for Wankers Wednesday... need to give johnny vac his laptop... sigh know im gonna regret it 

Is this some sort of dance?

Wot? Mad fen dweller...

[Sighmuns]

Think I might come down tonight

[Claw75]

Anyone seen Bernard lately? I haven't and he's not cashed for ages. Has he been playing?

not seen him for a couple of weeks.  I noticed he's started a couple of intersting threads in the lounge though.

[Sighmuns]

Bona fide cooler is the excuse this evening for the early exit.

Raised 910 from the cutoff to 300 at 50/100. Sir Donksalot flats from the SB, and a lady who is somewhat advanced in years flatted the BB.

Flop comes AKQ, 2 clubs. Dean checks, Lady fires 300. I raise to 1050. Dean calls, Lady calls, I am done with the hand. Until.

J on the turn. I look at the flop 5 or 6 times making 100% sure I have the nuts. Dean checks, Lady bets 1200, I raise to 4000, Dean shoves, Lady shoves. I call.

Lady has A10, Dean has K10 of clubs. So to be clear, we all have the nuts, but Deano has the nut redraw. A club binks. GG. See you all tomorrow.

[Chompy]

Calling OOP with K10 sure is good play. You sure it wasn't John Ruppin in a spangly number?

[celtic]

Unfortunately sicilidonk got knocked out in 11th. Unlucky mate. Tighty was the one to thank err I mean blame.

[the sicilian]

Calling OOP with K10 sure is good play. You sure it wasn't John Ruppin in a spangly number?

lolz.. cosidering gregs cutoff range k 10 cc is fine chompydonk.... think  izzy old doris in the bb just plays it terrible..donk bets into that board into the orig raiser.she then gets a reraise and a flat from me and still calls drawing practically dead...  ha wp..once the turn of doom comes its a multi way pile up..

anyway sigh at wankers wednesday...shoving hard 3 tables out to maintain 10bb stack...tighty got me in the end aq v my kj ss.. couldnt do a lucky and missed the gutshot... wily tighty tried to get me earlier by leading with a setof kings and continuing when he turned quads... phew had plenty of the rest of the flop but something didnt smell right and i dodged an a bomb gl tighty

[TightEnd]

Ship it! More when I wake up

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Tightend             28     3    2    3    3       113      4.04
Greg Sighmuns        20     3    0    1    2       80       4.00
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Sir Donksalot        51     4    3    2    7       184      3.61
Celtic               42     5    0    1    6       142      3.38
G-Rodge              56     6    1    2    11      172      3.07
Tikay                34     3    1    3    2       101      2.97
Boer Wars            106    10   2    6    13      294      2.77
Winkie               20     1    0    1    4       54       2.70
Claw                 50     4    2    2    3       135      2.70
Jonnyplum            78     4    3    1    10      187      2.40
Simon G              14     0    1    1    2       33       2.36
Chompy               58     3    4    1    6       133      2.29
Evil Edna            120    7    3    4    11      270      2.25
China Mug            124    3    4    4    21      277      2.23
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
British Gas          51     1    4    0    4       111      2.18
Rockstar             103    4    4    2    14      224      2.17
LittleRedRidingHood  39     1    1    2    6       84       2.15
Xpressman            79     2    2    4    6       159      2.01
Snatiramas           14     1    0    0    1       25       1.79
Luther               123    3    1    3    17      218      1.77
Pizzled              78     2    3    3    4       124      1.59
Drain Alien          45     1    1    0    7       69       1.53
Alex                 12     0    0    1    1       18       1.50
Handsome Paul        35     2    0    0    2       50       1.43
Lucky                57     3    1    0    4       78       1.368
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Nirvana              82     2    1    2    6       112      1.366
Dingdell             32     1    1    0    1       41       1.28

Updated up to and including Wed 15 September

September table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Celtic               2    0    1    0       45
Lucky                1    0    0    1       24
Sir Donksalot        0    0    0    3       20
Tighty               1    0    0    0       18
G-Rodge              0    0    0    2       15
Xpressman            0    0    0    1       13
Jonnyplum            0    1    0    0       12
Claw                 0    0    0    1       11
Tikay                0    0    1    0       9

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman

Scrabble League
Name           Played Won    Lost   Bonus  Pts    +/-     Score
Chompy         21     16     5      7      53     +1108   2.52
TightEnd       10     7      3      1      21     +156    2.10
Clawbird       2      1      1      0      2      +21     1.00
Nirvana        4      0      4      0      0      -116    0
Sir Donksalot  1      0      1      0      0      -161    0
Holdyfoldy     2      0      2      0      0      -211    0
Evil Edna      6      0      6      0      0      -246    0
Dingdell       4      0      4      0      0      -701    0

ZOMG! Did my usual this morning, scrolled to the bottom of the results email and then gradually scrolled back up one player at a time. Eighth, Nick Crisp. Yep, fair enough I thought, pretty surprising he doesn't get more results, as he's a pest to play against.
Fifth Gary Fox. Fair enough, solid old-style type. Fourth, Jim McHeater. No surprises there either. Another result for the hot Catman.
Third? Nope, don't know him. Second? That's the miserable ****** from the Circus innit? Sigh.
But what's this? Top? Grindy grindy, nice and slowly, 'only there to show Celtic how to download porn in DTD breaks' Tighty. Have 18pts to put you above Greg sir.

NEW LEADER ALERT

And it's NOT Sir Donksalot

[TightEnd]

Second was Julie Taylor the miserable (edit, you've edited your post...)


Might do a brief tourney report on my blog on the rail.


Best comp in the world Wankers Wednesday. Intend to play it every week.

[Laxie]

Keep this up and I'll have to start calling you a fish too.  Well done oh Tight one!!!