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« Reply #8730 on: December 28, 2010, 04:40:07 PM »

Dealer dealt Glenda. I played it last week, was great fun. Have your usual 6 glasses of merlot and you'll be ok.
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« Reply #8731 on: December 28, 2010, 04:52:58 PM »

Tit Tuesday is full of terrible players        ........          you'll fit in well, Glen.
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« Reply #8732 on: December 28, 2010, 05:37:23 PM »

Graham, is it all dealer dealt ?

If im on your table yes it will be dealer dealt.
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« Reply #8733 on: December 28, 2010, 07:46:17 PM »

Popped into Luton on the way home from DTD and witnessed it      .....     it was like a Carry on film, pure com.

The other fellah - Tony Lissener - was quite up for the deal when his railbird sidekick interfered, screaming louder than a loud person, insisting that Tony played on for the (phuqqin highly unlikely) win as, "he had staked" Tone - so he (somehow) had some say in any deal.

As Mr Lissener exited shortly after taking his advice, I commented, "You better get yourself a new Business Manager, Tony - this one just cost you two hundred quid!"

However     .....       Sweet FA to do with the G staff - deals are for the players involved to sort out - they're there to put the cards on the felt, not act as arbiters between bickering bods!



LOL, yes, the other thing he said very vocally in front of the Card room manager was "You two do a private deal and then go and get HIM"   


However, for me the funbiest part of the night was the "I'm not a hooker but a personal shopper" woman who staggered into the card room, grabbed handfuls of chips of the cash table from her fella/stakkee/errrrrrrr     and shoved them down her bra shouting "I'M DOING YOU A FAVOUR, IT'S MY MONEY ANYWAY"


hahahahahahahaha
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« Reply #8734 on: December 28, 2010, 10:02:55 PM »

Only went and sold out at 90 tonight! Amazing stuff
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« Reply #8735 on: December 29, 2010, 12:53:10 AM »

94 In Total tonight ....................Just got home ....got busted chasing a flush Draw at Midnight


Carlo Citone was there must have heard about the Famous Tit Tuesday and wanted to get involved in the action !!!


Boy..............Sure hard to duck all the bad play ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,But if you play this tournie that's what you got to expect !!

Tried my best ...Still better that sitting at home in front of the box for the Third Night running
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« Reply #8736 on: December 29, 2010, 01:24:24 AM »

I heard that there woz a shooting in the cardroom @ the G tonight.
Blood everywhere on table 2.
GMan woz in the middle of it all.
Two other guys involved and they ended up pretty bad.
Covered in red stuff everywhere!!!
I am pleased to say that Mr Rogers walked away unscathed.
Never seen anything like it.


what happened? (real life version please)
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« Reply #8737 on: December 29, 2010, 04:56:41 AM »

Not quite true drainy i didnt realise i shot myself in the foot.

After walking my jacks into simons queens, too it very bad.

Carnage, took it out on my bad play.

Barred now OBV!!!!!!







NOT REALLY ketchup sachet on floor dropped by simon i stepped on it BOOM.

No more Noonan jokes that some large fella stepped on it or soemthing to those words.

Coated simon, Dev and myself(in the foot)

BLAH BLAH BLAH.

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« Reply #8738 on: December 29, 2010, 10:55:00 AM »

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
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Sir Donksalot        72     7    4    2    10      261      3.63 (+5)
G-Rodge              92     11   2    2    18      311      3.38
Celtic               77     8    1    2    13      264      3.43 (+10)
Tightend             36     3    2    3    4       117      3.25 (+3)
Tikay                53     4    3    3    6       171      3.23
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
Chompy               77     6    6    2    8       225      2.92 (+8)
Xpressman            108    3    2    5    10      302      2.80 (+15)
Boer Wars            125    12   2    6    15      340      2.72 (+9)
Snatiramas           19     1    0    1    3       48       2.53 (+7)
Claw                 67     4    2    3    5       159      2.37 (+7)
Rockstar             120    5    4    2    20      274      2.28 (+9)
Evil Edna            167    9    4    5    16      373      2.23 (+13)
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18 (0)
Pizzled              93     4    4    5    5       201      2.16
Jonnyplum            87     4    3    1    10      187      2.15 (+1)
Luther               155    5    4    3    24      333      2.15 (+15)
China Mug            159    4    2    5    25      341      2.14 (+16)
LittleRedRidingHood  48     1    1    3    6       93       1.94 (+5)
Winkie               28     1    0    1    4       54       1.93
Handsome Paul        49     3    1    0    3       89       1.82 (+5)
Lucky                93     5    2    0    8       167      1.80 (+5)
British Gas          72     2    4    0    4       129      1.79 (+4)
Dingdell             47     2    2    1    1       80       1.70 (+7)
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nirvana              100    2    1    2    10      142      1.42 (+6)
Drain Alien          55     1    1    0    8       75       1.36 (+6)

Updated up to and including Tue 28 December



December table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Pizzled              2    0    1    0       48
Celtic               1    0    1    3       47
Bernard              1    1    0    2       41
Luther               0    2    0    2       38
Rockstar             1    0    0    3       33
Evil Edna            1    0    0    1       29
Xpressman            0    0    2    0       21
G-Rodge              0    1    0    2       21
Scarfman             0    1    0    1       21
Snatiramas           0    0    1    1       18
Fluffy'n'blue        1    0    0    0       18
Nirvana              0    0    0    2       16
Clawbird             0    0    0    2       15
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    0       15
Boer Wars            1    0    0    0       15
Lucky                1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    0    1    0       9
Chompy               0    0    0    1       7

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman
September      Celtic
October        Xpressman
November       Xpressman


Carlo's Citreon was indeed there last night, watching on proudly as his mum Constance finished a splendid sixth. Not enough Constances around these days imo.
Otherwise...woohoo! Bernard (Constance Rulings) did the business (ninth for 8pts) again to give me a nice buffer at the top of the fantasy league. He goes third in the tight monthly table behind Constance Drinking and Constance Eating.
Only two more tournaments to go now. WW followed by six-month-long Thursday.

The following donks, I need that December total please...

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Tikay
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« Reply #8739 on: December 29, 2010, 12:28:55 PM »

Chompy - I'm going to play tonight so please add 1 more to my Dec total
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« Reply #8740 on: December 29, 2010, 12:29:33 PM »

15  For  me Chomps This Month
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« Reply #8741 on: December 29, 2010, 02:44:46 PM »

3 for me    .....
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« Reply #8742 on: December 29, 2010, 03:05:44 PM »

Well played Luther!

...NEWS INCOMING...NEWS INCOMING...

This year's ACTUAL tournaments played figures are in the process of being collated. Right at this moment!

Get ready for maximum numbers-based japery
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« Reply #8743 on: December 29, 2010, 03:15:44 PM »

It must be true      .....      I asked Vinny to count them up.

Put me down for 15 (on the basis that I go about as often as Xpressman).

Chomps you were very lucky to get so many points last night.     

Thomas went to the FT with a third of the chips in play - and managed to ladder two spots        ......         he's improving!


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« Reply #8744 on: December 29, 2010, 03:18:01 PM »

FFS Bernard! Shouldn't matter though. Until Edna take it down tonight of course, with 213 runners ensuring max bonus points.
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