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Topic: Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread (Read 832522 times)
celtic
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Re: Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread
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Reply #8730 on:
December 28, 2010, 04:40:07 PM »
Dealer dealt Glenda. I played it last week, was great fun. Have your usual 6 glasses of merlot and you'll be ok.
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December 28, 2010, 04:52:58 PM »
Tit Tuesday is full of terrible players ........ you'll fit in well, Glen.
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December 28, 2010, 05:37:23 PM »
Quote from: nirvana on December 28, 2010, 04:21:12 PM
Graham, is it all dealer dealt ?
If im on your table yes it will be dealer dealt.
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December 28, 2010, 07:46:17 PM »
Quote from: luther101 on December 28, 2010, 02:40:24 PM
Popped into Luton on the way home from DTD and witnessed it ..... it was like a Carry on film, pure com.
The other fellah - Tony Lissener - was quite up for the deal when his railbird sidekick interfered, screaming louder than a loud person, insisting that Tony played on for the (phuqqin highly unlikely) win as, "he had staked" Tone - so he (somehow) had some say in any deal.
As Mr Lissener exited shortly after taking his advice, I commented, "You better get yourself a new Business Manager, Tony - this one just cost you two hundred quid!"
However ..... Sweet FA to do with the G staff - deals are for the players involved to sort out - they're there to put the cards on the felt, not act as arbiters between bickering bods!
LOL, yes, the other thing he said very vocally in front of the Card room manager was "You two do a private deal and then go and get HIM"
However, for me the funbiest part of the night was the "I'm not a hooker but a personal shopper" woman who staggered into the card room, grabbed handfuls of chips of the cash table from her fella/stakkee/errrrrrrr and shoved them down her bra shouting "I'M DOING YOU A FAVOUR, IT'S MY MONEY ANYWAY"
hahahahahahahaha
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December 28, 2010, 10:02:55 PM »
Only went and sold out at 90 tonight! Amazing stuff
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December 29, 2010, 12:53:10 AM »
94 In Total tonight ....................Just got home ....got busted chasing a flush Draw at Midnight
Carlo Citone was there must have heard about the Famous Tit Tuesday and wanted to get involved in the action !!!
Boy..............Sure hard to duck all the bad play ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,But if you play this tournie that's what you got to expect !!
Tried my best ...Still better that sitting at home in front of the box for the Third Night running
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Re: Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread
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December 29, 2010, 01:24:24 AM »
Quote from: Drain Alien on December 29, 2010, 01:03:32 AM
I heard that there woz a shooting in the cardroom @ the G tonight.
Blood everywhere on table 2.
GMan woz in the middle of it all.
Two other guys involved and they ended up pretty bad.
Covered in red stuff everywhere!!!
I am pleased to say that Mr Rogers walked away unscathed.
Never seen anything like it.
what happened? (real life version please)
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Re: Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread
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December 29, 2010, 04:56:41 AM »
Not quite true drainy i didnt realise i shot myself in the foot.
After walking my jacks into simons queens, too it very bad.
Carnage, took it out on my bad play.
Barred now OBV!!!!!!
NOT REALLY ketchup sachet on floor dropped by simon i stepped on it BOOM.
No more Noonan jokes that some large fella stepped on it or soemthing to those words.
Coated simon, Dev and myself(in the foot)
BLAH BLAH BLAH.
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Quote from: Chompy on December 28, 2010, 11:25:34 AM
Name Played Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts Score
VACANT
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Sir Donksalot 72 7 4 2 10 261 3.63 (+5)
G-Rodge 92 11 2 2 18 311 3.38
Celtic 77 8 1 2 13 264 3.43 (+10)
Tightend 36 3 2 3 4 117 3.25 (+3)
Tikay 53 4 3 3 6 171 3.23
Greg
Sighmuns 30 4 0 1 2 95 3.17
Chompy 77 6 6 2 8 225 2.92 (+8)
Xpressman 108 3 2 5 10 302 2.80 (+15)
Boer Wars 125 12 2 6 15 340 2.72 (+9)
Snatiramas 19 1 0 1 3 48 2.53 (+7)
Claw 67 4 2 3 5 159 2.37 (+7)
Rockstar 120 5 4 2 20 274 2.28 (+9)
Evil Edna 167 9 4 5 16 373 2.23 (+13)
Unimaginative 33 2 1 1 3 72 2.18 (0)
Pizzled 93 4 4 5 5 201 2.16
Jonnyplum 87 4 3 1 10 187 2.15 (+1)
Luther 155 5 4 3 24 333 2.15 (+15)
China Mug 159 4 2 5 25 341 2.14 (+16)
LittleRedRidingHood 48 1 1 3 6 93 1.94 (+5)
Winkie 28 1 0 1 4 54 1.93
Handsome Paul 49 3 1 0 3 89 1.82 (+5)
Lucky 93 5 2 0 8 167 1.80 (+5)
British Gas 72 2 4 0 4 129 1.79 (+4)
Dingdell 47 2 2 1 1 80 1.70 (+7)
----------------------------------------------------------------
Nirvana 100 2 1 2 10 142 1.42 (+6)
Drain Alien 55 1 1 0 8 75 1.36 (+6)
Updated up to and including Tue 28 December
Quote from: Chompy on July 22, 2010, 11:28:19 AM
December table
Name Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts
Pizzled 2 0 1 0 48
Celtic 1 0 1 3 47
Bernard 1 1 0 2 41
Luther 0 2 0 2 38
Rockstar 1 0 0 3 33
Evil Edna 1 0 0 1 29
Xpressman 0 0 2 0 21
G-Rodge 0 1 0 2 21
Scarfman 0 1 0 1 21
Snatiramas 0 0 1 1 18
Fluffy'n'blue 1 0 0 0 18
Nirvana 0 0 0 2 16
Clawbird 0 0 0 2 15
Handsome Paul 1 0 0 0 15
Boer Wars 1 0 0 0 15
Lucky 1 0 0 0 15
Dingdell 0 0 1 0 9
Chompy 0 0 0 1 7
Previous monthly winners...
January Luther
February Boer Wars
March China Mug
April Celtic
May China Mug
June Rockstar
July Evil Edna
August Xpressman
September Celtic
October Xpressman
November Xpressman
Carlo's Citreon was indeed there last night, watching on proudly as his mum Constance finished a splendid sixth. Not enough Constances around these days imo.
Otherwise...woohoo! Bernard (Constance Rulings) did the business (ninth for 8pts) again to give me a nice buffer at the top of the fantasy league. He goes third in the tight monthly table behind Constance Drinking and Constance Eating.
Only two more tournaments to go now. WW followed by six-month-long Thursday.
The following donks, I need that December total please...
G-Rodge
Tikay
Pizzled
Winkie
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Re: Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread
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December 29, 2010, 12:28:55 PM »
Chompy - I'm going to play tonight so please add 1 more to my Dec total
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December 29, 2010, 12:29:33 PM »
15 For me Chomps This Month
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December 29, 2010, 02:44:46 PM »
3 for me .....
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December 29, 2010, 03:05:44 PM »
Well played Luther!
...NEWS INCOMING...NEWS INCOMING...
This year's ACTUAL tournaments played figures are in the process of being collated. Right at this moment!
Get ready for maximum numbers-based japery
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December 29, 2010, 03:15:44 PM »
It must be true ..... I asked Vinny to count them up.
Put me down for 15 (on the basis that I go about as often as Xpressman).
Chomps you were very lucky to get so many points last night.
Thomas went to the FT with a third of the chips in play - and managed to ladder two spots ...... he's improving!
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December 29, 2010, 03:18:01 PM »
FFS Bernard! Shouldn't matter though. Until Edna take it down tonight of course, with 213 runners ensuring max bonus points.
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