Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Rockstar]

http://www.racingpost.com/blog/poker/graham-wheldon/after-id-knocked-out-lori-bender-i-got-shifted-again/671156/

[luther101]

http://www.racingpost.com/blog/poker/graham-wheldon/after-id-knocked-out-lori-bender-i-got-shifted-again/671156/

[ x ]    Chompy's cynical tactic of getting the Casino to put Countdown on all 52 Sports screens - to rape the Old Folks blinds as they dropped off for a 'little nap' - worked!

Wp Sir    ....     take it down.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Stroodling, a healthy pot built up and I was obliged to con myself that I was 'priced in' with my           ......       floppedy flop           ......        checked     ......       RD betting into me, on the turn        ......        strangely I flatted as Michelle B also called      .......      RD goes all in      ......      HoldorFold saved by this    ......       "Ship it".

"I'll give you a spin" I seem to remember you saying 

Twas a lovely hand 

[HOLDorFOLD]

Mcbink is back...Big guns about to be rolled out...

Get your ass down there too Dean, no slacking plz.

Yes, pls do, I still have your fecking pressie in the boot of my car!

[luther101]

Mcbink is back...Big guns about to be rolled out...

Get your ass down there too Dean, no slacking plz.

Yes, pls do, I still have your fecking pressie in the boot of my car!

A wheelbrace?

[HOLDorFOLD]

Mcbink is back...Big guns about to be rolled out...

Get your ass down there too Dean, no slacking plz.

Yes, pls do, I still have your fecking pressie in the boot of my car!

A wheelbrace?

Not quite

.... something to keep him satisfied everyday of the year 


Chompy sure didn't egg me on to buy this

[Unimaginative]

that must cost u a lot-perhaps if u went to eastern europe u mite find it cheaper lol

[Dingdell]

http://www.racingpost.com/blog/poker/graham-wheldon/exit-meant-time-for-a-kip-and-then-a-restaurant/670907/

Oh bollocks - I play like a middle aged woman - raising too much with big hands and limp folding 10 J. I do actually play like that - fml.

I don't think either myself or Edna mind being called middle aged though - pretty sure Michelle and Claire will be on his tail though!

[Dingdell]

Murder most foul     ......       was almost commited at the G last night, as Loofah ran into 'Slow Roll Hari' (of G-Man fame).

Having raised with 10 10 pre, he re-raised me all-in for what was left of his 'Ticket One' stack in the Tuesday Triple Chance comp, much beloved of players that hate life in general.

"Yup, OK, I'll give you a spin", and I flipped over.

Slow Roll Hari then proceeds to gaze at my cards - lengthily - murmuring aloud, "I'm in a lot of trouble", three or four times. He eventually condescended to turn over his hand after I prompted him to "get on with it".

The 'red mist' descended as he slowly turned one K, then the next      ......      he proceeded to win the pot, as I battled to stop myself ramming him up Callum's jaxie, sideways!

Shortly after the break, Ian (what a great job the lad does) transferred all the players onto the Adult Tables, and made it dealer dealt.

I still had SRH to my left though - continuing to ply his trade - and was absolutely delighted to get knocked out before I earnt myself an appearance at Luton Crown Court (I doubt whether M' Noble Lud would accept my defence of hyper irritation for a Capital Offence).

Off to the Cash Table - and in true tilt fashion the first £100 was spunked quicker than a thirteen year old finding Dad's badly hidden copy of Playboy under the bed.

Stroodling, a healthy pot built up and I was obliged to con myself that I was 'priced in' with my           ......       floppedy flop           ......        checked     ......       RD betting into me, on the turn        ......        strangely I flatted as Michelle B also called      .......      RD goes all in      ......      HoldorFold saved by this    ......       "Ship it".

Ridiculous amounts of good cards followed (there was much gnashing of the teeth to be heard), flopped str8 got a guy all in     .....     quads    .....         hero calls with Ace high - on dangerous boards - to the total bemusement of Internetbozohowcanyoucallmyallinbluffwiththatkid    ......       flushes repeatedly hit - calling £75 on a     flop with    , calling £ 75 on the missed turn, and 'rewarded' on the river with the wayward club forcing the guy to fire (all in) with his trips, in the hope of winning the humungous pot        ......       a profit of £732 almost erased the dirty deeds of SRH from my mind (come The Revolution, this fellah's first for a Show Trial).

And all was well with the world.

Who is the slow roller?

[china mug]

wed 13 th  11 am    its bloody snowing so no luton tonight great , used to be a lad could go to pub etc but there all three quid a pint plus you cant mouth of like you can at a poker table ,well not unless you want some punk getting the notion that your dissing him man,
so with all this spare time on my hands i can get the forums opinion on my smash hit poker song wot i have written innit.the idea was originaly to do a skit like the troops did with the song   do you know the way to ammorrillo, with film of locals from luton around poker tables etc,if we could get dina the tv poker dealer to feature in it all the better,might have to let her mate nina the 5 beatle appear just to appeal to the  dick lynch demo graphic.

so on to the song
poker patter

she says

i lost my lover to a poker table
to stop him im not able
with the hours that were ours ,he now carresses the cards


i lost my lover to a poker table
he says hes not osessive he only plays four nights a week
the rest of the time he needs for sleep

he says

ive got the nuts
it cant be beat
gotta play it cool as my heart skips a beat

ive got the nuts
first man checks
secound one too
i check to keep up the charade
next man bets
now to get paid

one man calls another too
i raise all in what else could i do
to keep me honest they all give me a spin
turn and river no danger there
as i turn my cards over they all declare

hes got the nuts
what a lucky fish
i wish it was me
hes got the nuts
icant belive im beat
must be that lucky seat

hes got the nuts
biggest pot of the night
whod have thought a fish that can bite

she says

ive found a new lover who treats me real good
you stick with yours by the way shes made of wood
well see if your able just you and your poker table

good players dont always win
they just lose less times than bad players


end of song to tummultiouse applause and woemen throwing under garments on stage
so all we need is a couple of people that can sing and about twenty poker players to be in the video ,and a poker club to let us film in there premises[exelent addvertiseing oppatunity for any club] o plus a camera  and music then we upload it onto utube and any other tube       so any ideas to make this happen    get in touch
looks like snow is easing up maybe luton tonite

[$muszlesz$]

dean u must have had the poorest of education if u cant READ a name and spell it properly.......

[thetank]

good players dont always win
they just lose less times than bad players

Not really as catchy as Lady Gaga

[StuartHopkin]

I dont think you need to worry about dissing people in the pub, most people try to avoid eye contact with people who take crack.

[luther101]

Murder most foul     ......       was almost commited at the G last night, as Loofah ran into 'Slow Roll Hari' (of G-Man fame).

Having raised with 10 10 pre, he re-raised me all-in for what was left of his 'Ticket One' stack in the Tuesday Triple Chance comp, much beloved of players that hate life in general.

"Yup, OK, I'll give you a spin", and I flipped over.

Slow Roll Hari then proceeds to gaze at my cards - lengthily - murmuring aloud, "I'm in a lot of trouble", three or four times. He eventually condescended to turn over his hand after I prompted him to "get on with it".

The 'red mist' descended as he slowly turned one K, then the next      ......      he proceeded to win the pot, as I battled to stop myself ramming him up Callum's jaxie, sideways!

Shortly after the break, Ian (what a great job the lad does) transferred all the players onto the Adult Tables, and made it dealer dealt.

I still had SRH to my left though - continuing to ply his trade - and was absolutely delighted to get knocked out before I earnt myself an appearance at Luton Crown Court (I doubt whether M' Noble Lud would accept my defence of hyper irritation for a Capital Offence).

Off to the Cash Table - and in true tilt fashion the first £100 was spunked quicker than a thirteen year old finding Dad's badly hidden copy of Playboy under the bed.

Stroodling, a healthy pot built up and I was obliged to con myself that I was 'priced in' with my           ......       floppedy flop           ......        checked     ......       RD betting into me, on the turn        ......        strangely I flatted as Michelle B also called      .......      RD goes all in      ......      HoldorFold saved by this    ......       "Ship it".

Ridiculous amounts of good cards followed (there was much gnashing of the teeth to be heard), flopped str8 got a guy all in     .....     quads    .....         hero calls with Ace high - on dangerous boards - to the total bemusement of Internetbozohowcanyoucallmyallinbluffwiththatkid    ......       flushes repeatedly hit - calling £75 on a     flop with    , calling £ 75 on the missed turn, and 'rewarded' on the river with the wayward club forcing the guy to fire (all in) with his trips, in the hope of winning the humungous pot        ......       a profit of £732 almost erased the dirty deeds of SRH from my mind (come The Revolution, this fellah's first for a Show Trial).

And all was well with the world.

Who is the slow roller?

Some damn midget    ....      who looks like Sherpa Tensing.

[Unimaginative]

ne1 braving the weather tonite for the donkament?