Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[the sicilian]

dean u must have had the poorest of education if u cant READ a name and spell it properly.......

Heh Heh...Grammar Educated old boy...Mumsy wanted me to have all the mad skillz and social graces as one entered the stock exchange..

nb...never actually read ur name couldnt be arsed, remembered the funny hats and just had a wild mad dimez boy guess at it...

[HOLDorFOLD]

http://www.racingpost.com/blog/poker/graham-wheldon/exit-meant-time-for-a-kip-and-then-a-restaurant/670907/

Oh bollocks - I play like a middle aged woman - raising too much with big hands and limp folding 10 J. I do actually play like that - fml.

I don't think either myself or Edna mind being called middle aged though - pretty sure Michelle and Claire will be on his tail though!

Yes, a few PM's were exchanged 

[the sicilian]

Mcbink is back...Big guns about to be rolled out...

Get your ass down there too Dean, no slacking plz.

Yes, pls do, I still have your fecking pressie in the boot of my car!

Oh youv'e got me a little Latvian to..oh u shouldn't have... oh go on then just bought a new tub of KY...and my boyscout is split

[the sicilian]

Mcbink is back...Big guns about to be rolled out...

Get your ass down there too Dean, no slacking plz.

Sigh.... yes ..only been to the G twice in 6 weeks....after all those sleepless nights during the great clowngate wars of 09 ... i have yet to find my mojo for the G again...

[HOLDorFOLD]

Looks like no changes after the sub-standard Tuesday-night G dwellers failed to do anything.

sigh, yes, I was there


sans jacket

[HOLDorFOLD]

Mcbink is back...Big guns about to be rolled out...

Get your ass down there too Dean, no slacking plz.

Yes, pls do, I still have your fecking pressie in the boot of my car!

Oh youv'e got me a little Latvian to..oh u shouldn't have... oh go on then just bought a new tub of KY...and my boyscout is split

Bad news ... he's a bit stiff now.   

[the sicilian]

Mcbink is back...Big guns about to be rolled out...

Get your ass down there too Dean, no slacking plz.

Yes, pls do, I still have your fecking pressie in the boot of my car!

Oh youv'e got me a little Latvian to..oh u shouldn't have... oh go on then just bought a new tub of KY...and my boyscout is split

Bad news ... he's a bit stiff now.   

Soon have him 'whipped' into shape...One thing u can say for Eastern European stock..its got good sell by  dates

[Chompy]

Good run today, lasted one hour 10 mins. Feck all to do now, had me chilli dog for lunch, so time for a whinge.
Limp-fold dude to my right limps mid for 100, I bump it up to 375 as you do with queen-two clubs.
Flop J 10 8 two clubs.
He leads for 750. OK, you have a jack sir, I see.
I smooth rim float.
Turn 9 diamonds, putting out two diamonds.
He bets 1250. OK, you have queen-jack sir, I see.
I fist pump re-rise to 3000.
He pistol whip shoves all in. Queen jack diamonds, diamond on the river obv.
GG.

[Drain Alien]

Good run today, lasted one hour 10 mins. Feck all to do now, had me chilli dog for lunch, so time for a whinge.
Limp-fold dude to my right limps mid for 100, I bump it up to 375 as you do with queen-two clubs.
Flop J 10 8 two clubs.
He leads for 750. OK, you have a jack sir, I see.
I smooth rim float.
Turn 9 diamonds, putting out two diamonds.
He bets 1250. OK, you have queen-jack sir, I see.
I fist pump re-rise to 3000.
He pistol whip shoves all in. Queen jack diamonds, diamond on the river obv.
GG.

Chioumps
Wot on earth r u doing playing a hand as good as Q2s?
Better luck this evening!
Drainy

[Drain Alien]

Mcbink is back...Big guns about to be rolled out...

Get your ass down there too Dean, no slacking plz.

Yes, pls do, I still have your fecking pressie in the boot of my car!

Oh youv'e got me a little Latvian to..oh u shouldn't have... oh go on then just bought a new tub of KY...and my boyscout is split

This explains Thursday night regular absence imo.

[Sighmuns]

Good run today, lasted one hour 10 mins. Feck all to do now, had me chilli dog for lunch, so time for a whinge.
Limp-fold dude to my right limps mid for 100, I bump it up to 375 as you do with queen-two clubs.
Flop J 10 8 two clubs.
He leads for 750. OK, you have a jack sir, I see.
I smooth rim float.
Turn 9 diamonds, putting out two diamonds.
He bets 1250. OK, you have queen-jack sir, I see.
I fist pump re-rise to 3000.
He pistol whip shoves all in. Queen jack diamonds, diamond on the river obv.
GG.

where's the shove pre?

[Shogun112]

Am I still winning your Luton League?  hehehe

[Xpressman]

Just Got Home- went out 14th or 15th..........................Played as best i could ....................Ran out of Chips

[AlexMartin]

Just Got Home- went out 14th or 15th..........................Played as best i could ....................Ran out of Chips

this is my new saying, cheers ian. happening a lot lately, sigh.

[Drain Alien]

WARNING - Chompy's Bollocksy blog has been hacked!

"The first two hours yesterday were painful. I dripped down from 6,000 to 4,000 barely playing a hand and just watched on..."

These cannot have been Chimpy's words imo.

Has he been abducted by the piss ridden oldies of down south?

Drainy.