Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Simon Galloway]

1 for Feb now.

I left Rockstar and Siciili-donk to fight for the medals.  I managed to get my chips in bad for a change last 2 tables.  790k chips in play, 99vKKvAK for just short of a 200k pot.  The 9 door card looked strangely different, but the case K on the turn looked all too fucking familiar.

Ah well, same again next month...

[Michigan Jeff]

0 for me.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               1      1    0    0    1       28       28.00
Winkie               1      1    0    0    0       15       15.00
Greg Sighmuns        5      3    0    0    2       66       13.20
W4SP                 1      0    0    0    1       11       11.00
Free Rollin          1      0    0    1    0       9        9.00
Jonnyplum            7      1    0    1    3       48       6.86
Boer Wars            20     5    1    3    6       132      6.60
Handsome Paul        4      1    0    0    0       21       5.25
Holdyfoldy           6      0    0    1    3       31       5.17
Ericredkite          3      0    0    1    0       15       5.00 *
Luther               25     2    1    1    7       102      4.08
Tikay                4      0    0    0    2       14       3.50
Unimaginative        12     2    0    1    1       40       3.33
Lucky                5      1    0    0    0       15       3.00
RUHolding            4      0    1    0    0       12       3.00
Rockstar             16     1    1    0    3       45       2.81
Pizzled              13     2    0    0    1       36       2.77
Celtic               3      0    0    0    1       8        2.67
Simon G              2      0    0    0    1       5        2.50 *
LittleRedRidingHood  7      0    1    0    1       17       2.43
China Mug            20     0    1    1    3       39       1.95
G-Rodge              15     1    0    1    1       28       1.87 *
British Gas          7      0    0    0    1       12       1.71
Chompy               12     0    0    0    1       19       1.58 *
Drain Alien          14     0    0    0    3       20       1.43 *
Sir Donksalot        6      0    0    0    1       7        1.17
Evil Edna            23     0    0    1    1       16       0.70 *
Xpressman            15     0    0    1    0       9        0.60
Gamblor              0      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pokermuppet          1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Jeff Buftybarger     1      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Rookie               1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Scotty               2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Dingdell             5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 5      0    0    0    0       0        0
_____________________________________________________________
Nirvana           10     0    0    0   0      0      0

Updated up to Mon 22 Feb

* = February total included (Drainy has gone for five six this month, I know, I can't believe it either, five six!)

[TightEnd]

Reminder of a Live satellite to next weekend Sky Poker Tour

Satellite is £20 r/b at 5.30pm this Saturday

5 seats available..the final five seats as it is sold out from online qualification apart from this

The event itself is Saturday 6th at 2pm £100 NLHE F/O, £15k prize pool from 150 runners £4k for first.

[the sicilian]

Well... Put a Donkey in a Donkey Derby and he will obv shine through...

Ship 21 points total for my 3rd official win since the start of the Deepstack turbothon began... a new all comers record i believe.. I'm so proud of achieving this in a tournament i hate...

Well arrived late because someone thought it would be a good idea to spread bits of their car all over the back A roads to Luton and donked 4k in the first hand i played by repping a turned flush and following it through on the river with a nice big one... this against someone i thought could lay a hand down..obv wrong as aces is never folding for half his stack....

Had a young gun on our table quite aggro..on his 3rd raise in 5 hands from early and a flat from the cutoff i decided enough was enough and jacked it up with KQ CC...he then flats only for the cutoff to ship..LOOOOL... i make a big thing of folding before aggro boy turns over 8 5.....the call was a math one which was fair enough but flatting a big rraise OP with 58 is never a wise play.... however a flop of 5 8 5 cruelly saw off the cutoffs JJ....

Had Nirvana to my right and we had a nice chat about how miserable our lives were and i also managed to win a hand for once against him with a nut draw and overs and got there...!!

Before my table broke I pwned young guns soul by calling his river steal with 4th pair.... sorry sir that deuce never helped your hand LOL..

Got moved to a beautiful table where i was big stack and they were all as passive as Swiss monks.... I ravaged my way up to 60k..highlights included raising with Q 8 DD utg getting Sofie to flat call and a short shove from the sb... 6k more into 9k was a no brainer but i had to get Sofie out of the way.. a 50 k reship had her mucking 9's like the plague and i bink the 6-4 against mateys AJ...cue incredulous looks from half the table..sigh..LOL..

The best one was calling a weak raiser otb with 10 7 HH.. an 8 2 2 two heart board saw me reship his continuation.. he has 3.5k behind and thers already 15k in the pot.. i know he has to call but ill take turn and river for my flush.... he has a big dwell looks unhappy and obv has AQ or some such... and passes LooooL

Down to 15 and a key hand.... guy whose pretty transparent makes a raise and i flat OTB with K 10.. i want to play a pot with him in position as I'm taking it off him 8/10 times.. unfortunately i bring Sofie and rockstar in from the blinds... a K 9 x brd see the OR move in for over the pot...FML...I'm now berating myself for my own play... he looks proper unhappy and finally i think I'm good... he turns over 9 8 for 2nd pair but turn and river come 8 8 for a sickener and the chip lead.

I'm felted to 7BB.... and i begin operation ship...i lost count how many times i shipped..never called..each time its getting bigger...its hilarious that these guys are waiting for top 5 hands in these situations..

Get to the final table and continue the ship...my opponents are even more passive now on the FT with blinds now hitting 3k-6k with antes...
 bvb i snap sb shove with A9 and have to sweat the KJ...but it gives me breathing room and some big shells to fire.

A few fall by the wayside and 5 handed utg ships in 90k...i have almost 200k and its getting late..i look down at 2 2, i ask him the question and he pretty much tells me he has high cards.. i make the call for half the chips in play and the win...he turns over K 10... a J 2 x brd seals the deal until turn and river are A Q... for the 2% straight outdraw....Sic....... a 5 way chop is then brokered and i manage to bink the river in the one card showdown for the full Blonde league pointage and another Donkathon win is in the history books...

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               1      1    0    0    1       28       28.00
W4SP                 1      0    0    0    1       11       11.00
Free Rollin          1      0    0    1    0       9        9.00
Boer Wars            20     6    1    3    6       147      7.35
Jonnyplum            7      1    0    1    3       48       6.86
Greg Sighmuns        11     3    0    0    2       66       6.00 *
Handsome Paul        4      1    0    0    0       21       5.25
Holdyfoldy           6      0    0    1    3       31       5.17
Winkie               3      1    0    0    0       15       5.00 *
Ericredkite          3      0    0    1    0       15       5.00 *
Sir Donksalot        6      1    0    0    1       28       4.67
Luther               25     2    1    1    7       102      4.08
Tikay                4      0    0    0    2       14       3.50
Rockstar             16     1    1    0    4       53       3.31
Lucky                5      1    0    0    0       15       3.00
RUHolding            4      0    1    0    0       12       3.00
Pizzled              13     2    0    0    1       36       2.77
Celtic               3      0    0    0    1       8        2.67
Unimaginative        16     2    0    1    1       40       2.50 *
Simon G              2      0    0    0    1       5        2.50 *
LittleRedRidingHood  7      0    1    0    1       17       2.43
G-Rodge              15     1    0    1    1       28       1.87 *
Chompy               12     1    0    0    1       19       1.58 *
Drain Alien          14     0    0    0    3       20       1.43 *
China Mug            37     0    1    1    3       39       1.05 *
British Gas          12     0    0    0    1       12       1.00 *
Evil Edna            23     0    0    1    1       16       0.70 *
Xpressman            16     0    0    1    0       9        0.56 *
Pokermuppet          1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Jeff Buftybarger     1      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Scotty               2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Dingdell             5      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 5      0    0    0    0       0        0
_____________________________________________________________
Nirvana           10     0    0    0   0      0      0

Updated up to Wed 24 Feb

* = February total included (Drainy has gone for five six this month, I know, I can't believe it either, five six!)

OK, done it, stuck 21pts on. GG sir. Also, 8pts for Rockstar.

[Gamblor21]

Can't believe I've been removed, its only the 2nd month! I'm a busy man...

Also I'm going for a change of tactics, a late surge this year. I was clearly affected by fatigue last year.

Hope everyone is well!

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               317
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             211
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                179
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      137
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Snitcherson)              122
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    120
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               120
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         116
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   113
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    113
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     111
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   105
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     100
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          92
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         90
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       88
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       82
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                76
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   76
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        55
___________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      51
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       45
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    38

Eight more points for Gotch fans last night, and 21 for those that put their faith in Sir Donkeys. WP.

[Sighmuns]

Ship 21 points total for my 3rd official win since the start of the Deepstack turbothon began... a new all comers record i believe

naaaah, i'm on 3 as well, and i LOVE the weds tourn.

Well played mate! Shippppp

[the sicilian]

Ship 21 points total for my 3rd official win since the start of the Deepstack turbothon began... a new all comers record i believe

naaaah, i'm on 3 as well, and i LOVE the weds tourn.

Well played mate! Shippppp

Looool....nice 1.....there is def a strategy to this one..it involves a lot of eye closing and heavy forward movements of the right arm....

[Simon Galloway]

Looool....nice 1.....there is def a strategy to this one..it involves a lot of eye closing and heavy forward movements of the right arm....

are we talking about your Hannah Montana videos now?

[the sicilian]

Looool....nice 1.....there is def a strategy to this one..it involves a lot of eye closing and heavy forward movements of the right arm....

are we talking about your Hannah Montana videos now?

   Leave Saint Hannah out of this...u all know i have deep, deep loin induced feelings for her...

[Sighmuns]

Looool....nice 1.....there is def a strategy to this one..it involves a lot of eye closing and heavy forward movements of the right arm....

are we talking about your Hannah Montana videos now?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzing!

[the sicilian]

Think im doing well as im carrying my entire team...

[Sighmuns]

25th £50 No Limit Holdem Freezeout

Anyone know anything about this tourn? Expected runners/dealer dealt/worth playing in general?

I'm free to play tonight and with nothing at the G is anyone else defecting?