Name Played Won 2nd 3rd Other Pts Score
Greg Sighmuns 12 3 0 0 2 70 5.83
Winkie 4 1 0 0 1 21 5.25
Ericredkite 3 0 0 1 0 15 5.00
Boer Wars 32 6 1 3 6 147 4.59
Tikay 6 0 1 0 2 26 4.33
Sir Donksalot 14 2 0 0 1 43 3.07
G-Rodge 17 2 0 2 1 52 3.06
Luther 34 2 1 1 7 102 3.00
Free Rollin 3 0 0 1 0 9 3.00
Jonnyplum 17 1 0 1 3 48 2.82
Holdyfoldy 12 0 0 1 3 31 2.58
Simon G 2 0 0 0 1 5 2.50
Unimaginative 17 2 0 1 1 40 2.35
Handsome Paul 9 1 0 0 0 21 2.33
Lucky 15 2 0 0 0 33 2.20
Celtic 4 0 0 0 1 8 2.00
China Mug 38 0 2 1 5 65 1.71
Pizzled 22 2 0 0 1 36 1.64
Chompy 12 1 0 0 1 19 1.58
LittleRedRidingHood 11 0 1 0 1 17 1.55
RUHolding 11 0 1 0 0 17 1.55
Drain Alien 14 0 0 0 3 20 1.43
Rockstar 38 1 1 0 4 53 1.39
Evil Edna 24 0 0 1 2 23 0.96
British Gas 13 0 0 0 1 12 0.92
Xpressman 16 0 0 1 0 9 0.56
Snatiramas 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
Claw 2 0 0 0 0 0 0
Inthebelly 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pelham Boy 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tightend 4 0 0 0 0 0 0
Alex 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
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Nirvana 19 0 0 0 0 0 0
Updated up to Mon 1 March
Wiiiii, a result on AWOP, and what a result!
Noddery Doddery, Evil and Thomas all made the final six in what must have been a jack-high shovefest. Amazed it's finished by now in truth.
So, 12pts for Tikay, 7pts for her Evilness, who accused me of 'tiddle-arsing' in a couple of pots at Circus Circus the other night (outrageous!), and 6pts for the burly builder.
Top five phrases heard at the final table...
1. "How much did he back-raise me ducky?"
2. "What's the least amount I can bet?"
3. "I like that Fiona Bruce but she'll never be as good as Hugh Scully."
4. "Is that a diamond or a club? The light is very bad in here. And I'm cold."
5. "Anybody want to do a deal, only the coach to Bridlington leaves very early in the morning."
Top January points scorer - Luther
Top February points scorer - Boer Wars
The light IS very bad in there, & I WAS very cold.
Poor Tom Myland had a mare.
He Finalled courtsey of THE most bizarrely played hand. Mr Extremely Tight shoved, Mr Even Tighter Re-Shoved, & Tom snap called with A-Q. He was against K-K, &, err, K-K. Ship the bink.
So he Finalled as HUGE stack, whilst, as usual, I was in 3xBB Cruise Mode.
Then the Gods of Variance decided it was time to make up for that A-Q v K-K v K-K coup.
First, Tom snap-called with A-K, walking smack-bang into Edna's cutely played Aces.
Next, Tom snap-called with A-Q, walking smack-bang into George's Aces. And George is tighter than me, so that was his minimum hand.
Finally, Tom limped with his own Aces on my BB, & I had A-7 of clubs. I had the nuts on the Turn, which was the first time Tom put any money in, I got a V-Bet off him on the end.
We finished at about 3.30am!
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