Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Simon Galloway]

LL tonight anyone?

Shall we say  twenty shiny pounds each?

Then when Chompy Dulux and Nirvana donk out, we take our twenty back each and play for the £60...

[Chompy]

I'm in. This series of Masterchef has been poor so far and I can't take one more batch of scallops with black pudding served on pea puree, so poker it is. Five-way last longer so winner picks up a ton?

[nirvana]

I;m in for the LL and looking for more points & money to add to last weekends superb haul of cash & points

[Chompy]

Yes, we definitely want Nirvana in the last longer.

Classic horseracing commentary moment just happened at Southwell.

Hayley Turner riding Juicy Pear.

Dave Smith: "Hayley Turner's got her Juicy Pear in the perfect place."

Childish but v.amusing.

[Simon Galloway]

OK 5way for a ton sounds good.

Me, Chompy, Nirvana and the first two to give me 20 tonight?

[the sicilian]

OK 5way for a ton sounds good.

Me, Chompy, Nirvana and the first two to give me 20 tonight?

The valoooooooooooooooooo is in

[Lucky]

lol

is my boigraphy not accurate?

I suggest it is.

Totally accurate and I hadn't suggested otherwise. I found it amusing (and accurate) and only posted it to see if people could guess who it was. It seems that the description could have applied to several people!

The only inaccuracy is your spelling of biography!

[EVIL6EDNA]

Thanks Tracy Well Done, I knew I had the best team...all I have to do now is get my a**e into gear, and get some points.

[the sicilian]

[ ] it went well tonight...........................

[Chompy]

It sure did...

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
2Tight               3      1    0    0    1       28       9.33
Simon G              2      0    1    0    1       17       8.50
Greg Sighmuns        12     3    0    0    2       70       5.83
Boer Wars            32     7    1    3    7       168      5.25
Winkie               4      1    0    0    1       21       5.25
Ericredkite          3      0    0    1    0       15       5.00
Tikay                6      0    1    0    2       26       4.33
G-Rodge              17     2    0    2    2       59       3.47
Sir Donksalot        14     2    0    0    1       43       3.07
Luther               34     2    1    1    7       102      3.00
Free Rollin          3      0    0    1    0       9        3.00
Jonnyplum            17     1    0    1    3       48       2.82
W4SP                 4      0    0    0    1       11       2.75
Holdyfoldy           12     0    0    1    3       31       2.58
Lucky                15     2    0    0    1       38       2.53
China Mug            38     0    3    1    7       90       2.37
Unimaginative        17     2    0    1    1       40       2.35
Handsome Paul        9      1    0    0    0       21       2.33
Rockstar             38     2    1    0    5       81       2.13
Chompy               12     1    0    0    2       25       2.08
Celtic               4      0    0    0    1       8        2.00
Drain Alien          14     0    0    0    4       27       1.93
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88
Pizzled              22     2    0    0    1       36       1.64
LittleRedRidingHood  11     0    1    0    1       17       1.55
RUHolding            11     0    1    0    0       17       1.55
British Gas          13     0    0    0    2       18       1.38
Nirvana              19     0    1    0    1       23       1.21
Evil Edna            24     0    0    1    2       23       0.96
Xpressman            16     0    0    1    1       15       0.94
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 6      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Thu 11 March

The following league-lurking bits of jetsam were left in when I final table blubbed+1...

Pizzled
King Flotsam (Nirvana)
Simon G
China Mug
Rockstar

More in t'morning

[Simon Galloway]

Athi and Glennda chopped it HU - presumably Glenn took first, but not 100% sure.

3rd Tom Myland
4th Simon G (I got Glennda'd)
6th for saver points Rockstar
7th or 8th (nil points but a 'slight' implosion from Pizzled)

I knocked out George Kiss, after that who cares...

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Simon G              2      0    1    0    2       24       12.00
2Tight               3      1    0    0    1       28       9.33
Greg Sighmuns        12     3    0    0    2       70       5.83
Boer Wars            32     7    1    3    7       168      5.25
Winkie               4      1    0    0    1       21       5.25
Ericredkite          3      0    0    1    0       15       5.00
Tikay                6      0    1    0    2       26       4.33
G-Rodge              17     2    0    2    2       59       3.47
Sir Donksalot        14     2    0    0    1       43       3.07
Luther               34     2    1    1    7       102      3.00
Free Rollin          3      0    0    1    0       9        3.00
Jonnyplum            17     1    0    1    3       48       2.82
W4SP                 4      0    0    0    1       11       2.75
China Mug            38     0    3    2    7       99       2.61
Holdyfoldy           12     0    0    1    3       31       2.58
Lucky                15     2    0    0    1       38       2.53
Unimaginative        17     2    0    1    1       40       2.35
Handsome Paul        9      1    0    0    0       21       2.33
Rockstar             38     2    1    0    6       86       2.26
Chompy               12     1    0    0    2       25       2.08
Nirvana              19     1    1    0    1       38       2.00
Celtic               4      0    0    0    1       8        2.00
Drain Alien          14     0    0    0    4       27       1.93
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88
Pizzled              22     2    0    0    1       36       1.64
LittleRedRidingHood  11     0    1    0    1       17       1.55
RUHolding            11     0    1    0    0       17       1.55
British Gas          13     0    0    0    2       18       1.38
Evil Edna            24     0    0    1    2       23       0.96
Xpressman            16     0    0    1    1       15       0.94
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 6      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Thu 11 March

A leaguers' benefit last night, with Nirvana (15), Thomas (9), Simon G (7) and Rockstar (5) all scooping. To be fair leaguers accounted for around 40% of the field, but still, total world domination.
Sounds like Pizzled had a blow up, but meh to that, quality all night pre-final table. Biloxi is in for a caning imo.
Sir Donksalot was also present.

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               397
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             302
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                256
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   227
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      221
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                211
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    192
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         181
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   167
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          157
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               147
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     146
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       141
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                136
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         136
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     123
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    120
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   118
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      89
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       88
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    82
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        76
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       69

Everyone Some said £4m was a waste of money for old hoopy, but they hadn't bargained on another heater being just round the corner.
The merlot-swigging veteran is now safely ensconced in mid-table and beginning to reward his faithful followers, including yours truly, who also binked 12pts from Danny Dyer last night.
Thomas fluked 9pts, while Jeff B picked up 7pts thanks to run-bad Simon.
In MAS news, another 5pts for Rockstar should go some way to appeasing the members.

[Drain Alien]

Yes, we definitely want Nirvana in the last longer.

[  ]  You sure do.

Wp Glenda for ANOTHER result, plus the others too for scorage.
Drainy

[nirvana]

tyty - tonight iz poker night