Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

This is nowt to do with me but thought I'd pass it on. From a good source.

Drubinca, 6.20 Wolverhampton

I never back tips these days and skipped this one too. Nice one for trading though, back to lay for an all greeny. Looked like it wants further to me but an absolute twicer anyway I think.

[the sicilian]

Hold on, hold on, was it re-re-rising with the bum end of the straight on the river? Is this correct?

I believe not all leaguers have yet seen the below interview. You ALL have to watch it as homework, or face expulsion.
I will be firing questions at random leagueites in due course.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=47063.180

[ ] i am always folding 2nd nuts here in this comp to a re-raise from nervous anna

[Drain Alien]

Hold on, hold on, was it re-re-rising with the bum end of the straight on the river? Is this correct?

I believe not all leaguers have yet seen the below interview. You ALL have to watch it as homework, or face expulsion.
I will be firing questions at random leagueites in due course.

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=47063.180

[ ] i am always folding 2nd nuts here in this comp to a re-raise from nervous anna

Sorry Dean, you're on the wrong thread m8; this is he dodgy horse tip thread...

[Claw75]

what comp are the Alien family invading tomorrow Drainy? I might come along.

[Rockstar]

what comp are the Alien family invading tomorrow Drainy? I might come along.

They are having a private sit `n` go ten handed i believe claw,not playing the afternoon comp as they have something planned for the evening

Nice Masterchef moment from a lady asked to explain her passion for cooking,"I think about food all the time,it`s the first thing i think of when i wake up"

You and the rest of mankind dear,she didn't progress you will be unsurprised to learn.....

[Claw75]

ah yes that rings a bell. might just save my pennies for the fiver rebuy on sunday then.

[TightEnd]

Like the Gregg Wallace chap a lot, but that John Torode fella is a sleazeball

A few years ago an acquaintance from the City was one of the three contestants in a heat of the 'Chef. She'd done the intial task, spent the next day in the Professional kitchen and rocked up early the next day for the final day's shooting

Torode is a few minutes late and as he walks on set, contestants at the ready, breezes past Sarah and whispers "Sorry I am late, I was busy wanking over you"

Needless to say the Wild mushroom and Salmon Risotto followed by Amaretto and Chocolate cheesecake was not exactly a triumph, after that.

[Rockstar]

ah yes that rings a bell. might just save my pennies for the fiver rebuy on sunday then.

Never underestimate the power of the £5 re-buy

Pot now hits £1000 regularly,its rarely self-deal as plenty of regs are happy to move to the kidney tables and deal away

Its mayhem before the break,but plenty of play after

Grass roots poker at its finest,and the best laugh all week

[Claw75]

"Sorry I am late, I was busy wanking over you"

standard chat up line innit? or maybe i only attract sleazeballs.

[Claw75]

ah yes that rings a bell. might just save my pennies for the fiver rebuy on sunday then.

Never underestimate the power of the £5 re-buy

Pot now hits £1000 regularly,its rarely self-deal as plenty of regs are happy to move to the kidney tables and deal away

Its mayhem before the break,but plenty of play after

Grass roots poker at its finest,and the best laugh all week

count me in then. mother's day present to myself as my daughter will be busy all day at birthday parties!

[Rockstar]

Like the Gregg Wallace chap a lot, but that John Torode fella is a sleazeball

A few years ago an acquaintance from the City was one of the three contestants in a heat of the 'Chef. She'd done the intial task, spent the next day in the Professional kitchen and rocked up early the next day for the final day's shooting

Torode is a few minutes late and as he walks on set, contestants at the ready, breezes past Sarah and whispers "Sorry I am late, I was busy wanking over you"

Needless to say the Wild mushroom and Salmon Risotto followed by Amaretto and Chocolate cheesecake was not exactly a triumph, after that.

That made me giggle

[the sicilian]

4got to mention lol moment... got confused with the new luton chips and accidentally re raised rockstar 3k on the river and got him to lay top pair ...wot a move..

Sorry Adrian..

[ ] i didn't do it again 20 Min's later

[Rockstar]

4got to mention lol moment... got confused with the new luton chips and accidentally re raised rockstar 3k on the river and got him to lay top pair ...wot a move..

Sorry Adrian..

[ ] i didn't do it again 20 Min's later

350 probing bet raised to 3.5k,im lost at this point considering the streets were checked down 3 handed

I will be trying that move myself tomorrow,still think you had it....

[the sicilian]

4got to mention lol moment... got confused with the new luton chips and accidentally re raised rockstar 3k on the river and got him to lay top pair ...wot a move..

Sorry Adrian..

[ ] i didn't do it again 20 Min's later

350 probing bet raised to 3.5k,im lost at this point considering the streets were checked down 3 handed

I will be trying that move myself tomorrow,still think you had it....

LOL... no ... u had me.. i had a pair....u didnt look happy..thursday night Japes...ftw

[Chompy]

News Of The World would have you think otherwise of Frog Wallace Tighty, so they're a right pair between them. Toad is an Aussie, though, so he prob thought that was just a gentle ease-in line to test the water.

Just watched our Eurovision selection show. LOL. Someone let Mike Stock write our entry and Pete Waterman judge it...in the year 2010. Not 1984. Chances are Josh will be our singer. I can dance better than him and I have a hip replacement ffs. Whatever price we are to be in the bottom four this year it's too big.
Next year, myself, Nirvana, The Flaumster and MDD will be performing a song written by The Grumbleweeds.

Can't wait to get stuck into the other entries this year. Here's as good a line as I've ever heard in a Eurovision song, courtesy of Armenia:

"I began to cry a lot and she gave me apricots."

Splendid.

I'd defo play the £5 rebuy Claw, it's quality. Had G-Rodge and Rockstar at my opening table, which was good value, and most of them didn't take it too seriously. Apart from D'Artagnan and that miserable Howard dude obv.