Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Claw75]

Calling all saddo Eurovision fans, I'm happy I have my shortlist down to three for this year. There's no standout and it's 7-1 the field at the moment.
Germany (12-1), Turkey (40-1) and Georgia (40-1).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZWbvWPfK78
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmiaINnRAnA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU0jxv8GOf4

Happy that Germany is the best song, not sure about the performance though.

Eurovision is pretty much my annual punt (being a girl and all) so I will study these with interest. Did you pick out the winner last year Chompy?

[Claw75]

are they really the pick of the bunch Chompy? Considerably unimpressed here, but would probably pick Georgia out of that bunch. German woman is pants innit - I could sing that song better than her (maybe).

[Colchester Kev]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU0jxv8GOf4

LMFAO at that one ... some bird in her nightie and some shoddy blues brothers impersonators doing ring a ring of roses around her, having synchronised stomach cramps ... fucking hilarious !!

[Drain Alien]

Mrs Alien just bubbled the 2 bubbles and departed in 8th.
League Elder with stripey jumper still in when we left in our UFO....
Nite!

[Chompy]

[ X ] I sure was
[ X ] Sure didn't run AK into AA two hands into the final table

Danny Dyer, Edna, The Matrix twins and randoms in when I busto'd.

Last year's winner was v.obv Ms Claw, Norway were around even money by the time the time started and was out of sight after a few juries. I didn't play outright winner but cleared a decent chunk thanks to Iceland to finish top three.
Remind me next time I see you and I'll bore you with all my Eurovision punting stories. They sure do make for great listening.

Claw, if you're up for it, go to Youtube and type Eurovosion 2010 [NAME OF COUNTRY] winner.
They are all there now. I've done them all twice so far. Will do them a few more times each tomorrow before making final decisions, although no bets will go on until the other pair that go through them too reach their conclusions. Some time next week prob. Interesting to hear what you come up with. Exciting times...

[HOLDorFOLD]

[ X ] I sure was
[ X ] Sure didn't run AK into AA two hands into the final table

Danny Dyer, Edna, The Matrix twins and randoms in when I busto'd.

Last year's winner was v.obv Ms Claw, Norway were around even money by the time the time started and was out of sight after a few juries. I didn't play outright winner but cleared a decent chunk thanks to Iceland to finish top three.
Remind me next time I see you and I'll bore you with all my Eurovision punting stories. They sure do make for great listening.

Claw, if you're up for it, go to Youtube and type Eurovosion 2010 [NAME OF COUNTRY] winner.
They are all there now. I've done them all twice so far. Will do them a few more times each tomorrow before making final decisions, although no bets will go on until the other pair that go through them too reach their conclusions. Some time next week prob. Interesting to hear what you come up with. Exciting times...

I never thought I'd say this but I'm missing the Masterchef posts now  ...

























Masterchef, Neighbours and now Euro Song Contest ... please please please dont let us be drawn at the same table for a month or two  ;-p

[GMan]

Watch masterchef australia very superior what what!!

[Drain Alien]

I remember when this used to be a Luton g thread containing information about the poker played by the Luton g visitors, rather than any random billoxi......
[ ] I Personally have never - and will never - posted random bollix on here.

[Chompy]

Watch masterchef australia very superior what what!!

Norrrrrrr, this is just about a disqualifiable comment. Watched a couple of these and thought it was horrendous. Mix of every reality show ever invented. Give me Frog and Toad any day, just not this series, which has been below par.

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Simon G              2      0    1    0    2       24       12.00
2Tight               3      1    0    0    1       28       9.33
Ropey Flush          2      0    1    0    0       15       7.50
Winkie               4      1    0    0    2       27       6.75
Greg Sighmuns        12     3    0    0    2       70       5.83
Boer Wars            32     7    1    3    7       168      5.25
Ericredkite          3      0    0    1    0       15       5.00
Tikay                6      0    1    0    2       26       4.33
Jonnyplum            17     2    0    1    3       66       3.88
G-Rodge              17     2    0    2    2       59       3.47
Sir Donksalot        14     2    0    0    1       43       3.07
Luther               34     2    1    1    7       102      3.00
Free Rollin          3      0    0    1    0       9        3.00
China Mug            38     0    4    2    7       111      2.92
W4SP                 4      0    0    0    1       11       2.75
Holdyfoldy           12     0    0    1    3       31       2.58
Lucky                15     2    0    0    1       38       2.53
Unimaginative        17     2    0    1    1       40       2.35
Handsome Paul        9      1    0    0    0       21       2.33
Rockstar             38     2    1    0    6       86       2.26
Nirvana              19     1    1    0    2       42       2.21
Chompy               12     1    0    0    2       25       2.08
Celtic               4      0    0    0    1       8        2.00
Drain Alien          14     0    0    0    4       27       1.93
Dingdell             8      1    0    0    0       15       1.88
Pizzled              22     2    0    0    1       36       1.64
LittleRedRidingHood  11     0    1    0    1       17       1.55
RUHolding            11     0    1    0    0       17       1.55
British Gas          13     0    0    0    2       18       1.38
Evil Edna            24     0    0    1    3       29       1.21
Xpressman            16     0    0    1    1       15       0.94
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Claw                 2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Tightend             4      0    0    0    0       0        0
Alex                 6      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 14 March

I'm now on the email list to receive results, wiiiiiiiii. Apparently the problem has been with AWOP as results 'have definitely been sent out'.
[  ] They sure have.

Last night's result brought to you courtesy of Danny Dyer, who finished second.
Apparently one of the Matrix twins won it, with Edna in fifth. Six points to the evil one, who seemed to enjoy my Eurovision/Neighbours-based patter while bluffing every five minutes. Always at it that Edna, always at it.

[luther101]

NEWSFLASH.

TFFOP is making his debut tonight....

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Aliens FTW, imo.

       Drainy.

So, how did your lad do Darren?

[Chompy]

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               397
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             302
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                256
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      251
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   239
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                211
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    204
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   191
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         181
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       165
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          157
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     152
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               147
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                136
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         136
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    126
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   124
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     123
___________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      89
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       88
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    82
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        76
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       69

Get in there Danny Dyer! Third lot of 12pts the shaven one has earned me in the past week or so. Still time for me to overhaul Rockstar imo. Also, Edna earns herself and Mr D.Testicles six points apiece.

[Drain Alien]

NEWSFLASH.

TFFOP is making his debut tonight....

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Aliens FTW, imo.

       Drainy.

So, how did your lad do Darren?

he enjoyed it mate; thanks or asking.
Earlier he did well and got up to 23k ish, but then donked a chunk off with 88 vs AA (when he shoulda folded imo).
Then he called one of the matrix boys who check raised all in with a flush draw (Dan had raised pre, and flopped top pair)
he put him on the flush draw and was calling for a big stack
obv young matrix hit the flush and drainy-junior departed
welcome to Luton!

[ x ] He will be back

I didn't get to play on same table as him (cos I'm shit and woz out early doors) but I'd welcome any feedback from any of guys who were on either of his tables last nite (via PM or on here - don't mind)

tks, Drainy

[luther101]

Oh Gawd, the dross are starting to close on their betters (and appear to be suffering from orgasmic verbosity as they strain every sinew to grasp a coat-tail)      ......           I suppose I'll have to wander up to H Q for the third time this month and register some more points, just to keep the Plebs at bay!

[luther101]

NEWSFLASH.

TFFOP is making his debut tonight....

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Aliens FTW, imo.

       Drainy.

So, how did your lad do Darren?

he enjoyed it mate; thanks or asking.
Earlier he did well and got up to 23k ish, but then donked a chunk off with 88 vs AA (when he shoulda folded imo).
Then he called one of the matrix boys who check raised all in with a flush draw (Dan had raised pre, and flopped top pair)
he put him on the flush draw and was calling for a big stack
obv young matrix hit the flush and drainy-junior departed
welcome to Luton!

[ x ] He will be back

I didn't get to play on same table as him (cos I'm shit and woz out early doors) but I'd welcome any feedback from any of guys who were on either of his tables last nite (via PM or on here - don't mind)

tks, Drainy

Who the phuqq are The Matrix boys?

(Michael Bolton and mates?)

[Chompy]

I didn't play with young Alien last night but he's better than you Drainy. Prob.
Mrs Drainy played really well, trading her image perfectly. Also made a sumptuous river bluff against Plumsy, who unf was too big of a donk to fold eighth pair nine kicker.