Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[nirvana]

My first visit of the month may come mid-week. This would be my second first visit of the month but I feel each can be equally ranked as first as each is a unique event in its own right.

lol, chalk me down for numero uno today since so many are making the effort

[Drain Alien]

I am certain I just saw Adrian's car outside the G....

[Claw75]

I am certain I just saw Adrian's car outside the G....

was this blasting out of the stereo?

[Drain Alien]

I can't see that Pic Claire? (could just be me tho innit)

I just get the small red cross jobbie

[Rockstar]

Last Monday TK asked myself, Luther,and Boar Wars to look after a guest he had with him

She was sat with the 3 MAS members and was a bit shy as poker was new to her,so could we do the honours and make her feel welcome e.t.c

No problem,she was quiet at first,eat a lot {she had 2 main meals,and shared her pud with me} was pretty enough but nothing special so i thought,her clothes were dowdy and unflattering,fairly bog standard 20 year old with a nice smile was my lasting memory

Since that night it has come to my attention what the sweet young Kate does for a living,i felt it only right i share this with you all......

Click to see full-size image.

Sky pokers Xmas party?

[Claw75]

I can't see that Pic Claire? (could just be me tho innit)

I just get the small red cross jobbie

hmmm - was an imbedded you tube link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kGeEHFIIss

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
The Baron            1      0    0    0    1       9        9.00
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    1       23       5.75
Claw                 7      2    0    0    0       33       4.71
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    4       106      3.42
Luther               46     3    1    2    7       144      3.13
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    0    2       68       3.09
Chompy               21     2    2    0    2       64       3.05
Simon G              8      0    1    0    2       24       3.00
Celtic               8      1    0    0    1       23       2.88
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    3       75       2.88
Tightend             8      0    0    1    2       21       2.63
Tikay                10     0    1    0    2       26       2.60
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
Drain Alien          20     0    1    0    5       44       2.20
Evil Edna            40     2    0    1    5       84       2.10
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    2       50       2.00
Holdyfoldy           18     0    0    1    4       36       2.00
LittleRedRidingHood  16     1    1    0    1       32       2.00
Xpressman            24     1    0    2    2       47       1.96
Dingdell             15     1    1    0    0       27       1.80
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
Nirvana              34     1    1    1    2       54       1.59
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
British Gas          19     0    1    0    2       27       1.42
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
Pizzled              33     2    0    0    2       40       1.21
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Jeff Buff            5      0    0    0    1       5        1.00
Snatiramas           2      0    0    0    0       0        0
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           4      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Sun 11 April

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Xpressman            1    0    0    1       23
Chompy               1    0    0    0       15
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Celtic               1    0    0    0       15
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Nirvana              0    0    1    0       12
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Plumsy               0    0    0    1       10
Unimadge             0    0    0    1       10
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Ericredkite          0    0    0    1       8
Evil Edna            0    0    0    1       7
Drainy               0    0    0    1       5
J-Buff               0    0    0    1       5
Holdy                0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               475
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             429
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                352
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      339
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   307
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   300
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         284
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                283
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          273
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    240
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     231
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         222
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   219
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       210
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               187
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                181
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        176
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       176
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    161
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    154
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      143
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     136
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       134

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More details in the morning, but scores are all up to date.

[Drain Alien]

Another BINK win for CH10 MPY then?
Congrats sir.

I am assuming that this was in the £5 rebuy comp?
 

[Chompy]

Yep, Kitty Lea has a nice smile all right Rockstar. Sounds like there's another official Sky Poker trip planned for next Monday, so all aboard!

Looks like Alan claimed second on the system last night, although he was short stack in a str8 four-way chop, so an additional five points have been added on to the fantasy scores of those what picked him.

A good fantasy night for Xpressman, who selected himself, myself and Mr Gray. A splendid 32-point haul shoots him up the table.

Meanwhile, it's looking grim for the Whipsnade wallaby worrier, with G-Rodge closing the gap at the top to less than 50 thanks to 15 from me and 5 from Xpressman.

Sir Donkeys got v ul by the sound of it versus random S.African donk from the Vic. KK v 99, but king king wasn't any good all night.

I got my double up with QQ v Raoul Digglesworth's KK, then knocked a quiet dude out with 97 after he shoved with 98. Oops. The 982 flop looked good for him but the runner runner 7 7 wasn't so pleasing. Nice to run good.

I'll be back tonight for my first tournament of the month. Ride that heater, yeeee ha.

[Claw75]

well done chomps!!

[the sicilian]

Sigh... Yesterday was a prime example of the landmines you have to avoid in order to get anywhere in tourney poker... played pretty much mistake free...
get my stack up to about 35k with 16 left and get the perfect setup... an early raise to 3k and a repump to 15k from the chipleader who is ubertez but has hit everything in sight.. i find two red kings in the Sb and ship.... CL has a dwell gets the count and he has 2-1.... but still makes the call with 9 9 ..3 club board ( he has 9 Club ) red 9 on the turn and im drawing to the K spades sigh...FML

[Drain Alien]

well done chomps!!

+1 mr w; wd sir

sounds like it was all skill skill skill the whole way
absolutely no binkage at all
:-)

[Rockstar]

Wp Chompy and the Xpressman who`s also running into some fine form

Very weak field though i noticed yesterday

Oh and Merve the Swerve is back in town after his ban was lifted by the G

[Drain Alien]

Wp Chompy and the Xpressman who`s also running into some fine form

Very weak field though i noticed yesterday

Oh and Merve the Swerve is back in town after his ban was lifted by the G

much lol'age at the rub-down from the railtard
wp mr star

[Chompy]

Weak field? Georgey Michael, Hamed Jalfrezi, Sir Donksalot? I think not.

Good to see MDD back, place hasn't been the same without him. Sure he missed the abuse he gets from all angles, mainly from Nirvana obv. Heard something about Saga Holidays as MDD hobbled over to his new table on his weak ankle. Copters.